by @Greenwine, 29 Oct 2016
Happy Rabbit 2 G-Spot USB Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator
First off, the dull but still important bit - the packaging is plain brown cardboard so no worries there, but the actual box the vibe comes in leaves you in no doubt as to the contents so you may want to open this away from the kids.
The USB charger lead is pretty short, so to get this tucked away while charging it isn’t all that straightforward. You can leave it in the very handy black velvet bag that’s supplied with it, but a longer lead would be really helpful.
So, on to the good bits. Sometimes you want your toy to look like a cock, and sometimes you want something a bit more fun. This is definitely the latter, and it’s a great, vibrant purple to boot. The base is flared and it makes it very, very easy to get a good grip at the moment where you really, really want to have a good grip!
The switches are easy to use, even mid-fun, and it all seems to be pretty waterproof despite no such claims. As to the pulse patterns - good fun and each effective in its own way but as often seems to be the case with toys like this, you find a favourite and go with it - again and again.
And again, and again, because this little friend keeps on delivering the goods. The shaft is full without being too thick, long without probing where you don’t want it, the head curves where you DO want it, and the rabbit ears are long and just the right balance between stiff and bendy (just like the rest of the shaft).
The ears are also long enough to turn the vibe through 180 degrees and have them tickle your bum. Get this right while your partner is paying some attention to your clit, and you’ll be scraping yourself off the ceiling. My heart is racing at the memory!
Downsides? Hard to identify any.The weight is good and if you do play with the vibe patterns, that means you can hold it comfortably for an extended time. The charge easily lasts 40 minutes. The charging time doesn’t seem too bad either, a couple of hours for a full charge. Noise-wise, get it under the duvet and nobody will be any the wiser - it’s genuinely very quiet, a major, major plus for us. Playing with it as described above will have you making an awful lot more noise than the vibe does!
And as also mentioned, the vibe comes with a black velvet drawstring bag so keeping it discreet isn’t too difficult.
For us, it’s one of the best toys we’ve bought this year. It just keeps on giving.
Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars
Pros: Powerful vibes, whisper-quiet, thundering orgasms.
Cons: We haven’t come up with a negative yet.
Bottom Line: My current best friend!