by @Vagslayer420, 13 Sep 2019
Lovehoney Classic Mains Powered Magic Wand Vibrator
Like most women when it comes down to cumming, vibrators open me up to a whole new world of orgasms. Back in the day when I first discovered masturbation, my electric toothbrush was my best friend. Growing older and then discovering lovehoney, I ordered my first ever Bunny and god it was a hell of a lot better than my toothbrush and I quickly became addicted.
I wanted to try this monster and it has been on my wish list since my first ever lovehoney order in 2016, but it was expensive and somewhat intimidating compared to the little baby bunny, and I put it off for a while. Finally I thought fuck it, lets go for it, £50 for unlimited orgasms is an absolute bargain, I cleared my schedule and ordered it with next day delivery so I could play as soon as possible.
And oh my god did I play… for about ten blissful seconds. I had it on my clit over my knickers on the lowest setting when an intense orgasm ricocheted through my body. My whole body tensed up and I was paralyzed, unable to even move. I thought that was it, this is how I go and I apologize to the person who finds me half naked and dead with a massive vibrator buzzing away in my hand. (Can you die from an orgasm?) I grabbed a glass of water and steadied my dizzy head after what was the most intense orgasm of my life, and then proceeded to go again. I came 22 times in the space of half an hour, each orgasm being as intense as the last. I couldn’t even walk right and had to go to sleep to try to regain some of the lost energy.
This vibrator lives up to everything i’d hoped it would be, I truly cannot recommend it more, just go slow and make sure you have nothing planned for the rest of the day because you will become blissfully immobilized.
Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars
Pros: Everything.
Cons: Quite noisy, but your moans will easily mask this.
Bottom Line: F*ck diamonds - this is a girl’s best friend.