by @Mr_Parker, Nov 2019
Tracey Cox Supersex Male Vibrator
As a natural cynic I was prepared to hate this device. I’ve bought sex toys in the past only to condemn them to the bin after the first use and cursed myself for being such a gullible old fool, wishing I’d given the money to the dog’s home in the first place. However, I was filled with anticipation and couldn’t wait to give it a whirl.
I’m a 71 yo single gay man: I can still maintain an erection but those long lazy fun-filled afternoons are just a fond memory. I miss the foreplay which I always felt was more enjoyable than the sex act. I was hoping that this device would help me to experience that slow teasing build-up of yesteryear. I was not disappointed. I’ll admit that the thing does look ridiculous and isn’t the sort of thing you’d like to be seen wearing by the girls in the typing pool, but with only the cat to bother about, who cares about appearances?
I’d advise anyone buying one to get an erection before trying to put it on. When the thing is slimy with lube and the old guy is soft it’s a bit like trying to stuff a hamster into a deflated balloon - both bits take on a life of their own.
I’m somewhat smaller than average in length but considerably larger than average in girth, so the sleeve almost covered the shaft but being quite thick the fit was very tight, which I liked and added to the enjoyment. I’m not sure about the rows of nipples inside the sleeve; they added nothing to the experience and when the old chap popped out he bore an uncanny resemblance to that walnut in the fruit bowl that’s left over from last Christmas. Next model, ditch the nipples and save on production costs!
I played around for half an hour or so changing speeds and trying different areas and positions. I found the lower speeds seemed to give me more pleasure; the vibrations are slower but more pronounced - for me at least. If I’d been masturbating in the conventional way it would have all been over long ago and I’d have been downstairs watching ‘A Place in the Sun’, but with this baby I was still hard as a rock and a long way from the final curtain. I was fairly self-conscious about what I was doing because it was a new experience, but quite suddenly the mood changed and the vibrations hit the sweet spot and things went into autopilot. All told I think I managed about an hour of self-indulgent pleasure, which I thought was pretty good going at my age.
If you haven’t got one of these then I strongly recommend you buy one. For the price of a couple of bottles of decent wine you can give yourself (and maybe your partner) some gently erotic pleasure and you won’t have a sore head in the morning (well, your head might be sore but it won’t be the one sitting on your shoulders!).
Overall Rating: 9 out of 10 stars
Pros: It’s reasonably priced and simply does what it says on the tin!
Cons: Not much to dislike apart from the nipples inside the sleeve; they add nothing.
Bottom Line: A first class product that delivers. It has given me what I was looking for.