by @unifex, 02 Dec 2019
Hot Octopuss PULSE SOLO LUX Remote Control Vibrating Male Masturbator
TL;DR: Wow. The bottom line is that this toy makes hands-free orgasms extremely easy with (optionally) zero cleanup.
The toy is sleek and feels well made, it’s very convincingly waterproof, and has a durable feel to it that makes me think that it’s going to last a long time. There’s a few different ways to use this toy so I thought I’d try to cover the ones I know about.
Hands-free, no lube:
This is the best use for this toy in my opinion. The best analogy for the experience is to say it is like the kind of orgasm that girls get to have with vibrators. Until I tried this toy I had never really experienced first-hand that things like vibration patterns particularly mattered. They so do! There’s no trick to it either, you just let it do its thing and play with the settings. The best thing though is that if you don’t use lube there is literally zero cleanup beyond the usual, which makes it far preferable to other male toys 90% of the time for me.
With lube, as a stroker:
Not as much of a new experience as the above but worth a mention since the vibrations are really strong when turned up to max. This is the what I was initially expecting out of this toy really and it does perform well, but the hands-free experience is where it really shines.
With a partner:
So the watch that it comes with for controlling the settings was a lot more useful than I was expecting, I would definitely lose a remote under the circumstances, and funnily I found it really comes into its own with a partner. Without going into too much detail the experience I most strongly recommend with this toy is to combine it with a blindfold and restraints. I knew ahead of time what the vibe was capable of, having used it solo, but I can only imagine the surprise for someone who doesn’t know that vibes can be like this for men.
Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars
Pros: The hands-free orgasms are a new (amazing) experience that is a must-try.
Cons: It would be amazing if there were different sizes so the fit could be perfect.
Bottom Line: It’s a great toy, strong vibrations, hands-free orgasms, amazing.