by Avrielle_Aniko, 30 Apr 2011
TENGA Egg Wavy
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
My partner and I have been together for over 4 years now and while he is aware that I hold an interest in sex toys and, in particular, the Lovehoney website, he has never been very keen on the idea. He is a little old-fashioned and thinks of sex toys as something that should be hidden away and are embarrassing.
As my sex toy collection grew, his view began to clash with my lifestyle. I wanted him to understand that sex toys are nothing to be ashamed of and that they are supposed to fun, hence the name âsex toyâ rather than âsex toolâ.
I came across these TENGA Eggs and thought them to be a fabulous idea to try and turn my manâs mind around when the right opportunity arose. I had a look at the selection of styles and decided that the Wavy Egg would be the best beginners choice.
When it arrived in the post I showed it to him straight away. I was so excited to see his expression and to be honest it didnât even cross my mind that he would give a negative reaction. He seemed quite indifferent to this presentation and kind of shrugged and said âOkayâ.
I put it away thinking it may have been a bad idea after all and wondered if it would even see the light of day again. That night I got in to bed with my man and he was extremely horny. It caught me off guard and I had to ask why. He told me that he had been thinking about that TENGA Egg all day and the thought of me using it on him was a real turn-on, he then continued by asking the question that changed our relationship forever - âWould you mind getting it?â
What followed was a full turn around of sexual love and devotion with this small jelly-like masturbator and a laughable mishap with the lubricant sachet.
I took the egg out of its âshellâ and felt the lubricant packet in with it. It was pitch black in the room and I wasnât near any light switch, so it was like I was blindfolded. The sachet doesnât open very easily, as I found out the difficult way. I expected it to have a tear line to open it, but it does not. I was not prepared to get up and find a pair of scissors and turn on lights and kill the mood, so I ending up wrestling with this little packet and finally opened it by ripping it with my teeth, which caused the contents to spill all over my mouth, naked body and the bed. Still determined not to kill this mood and the chance of introducing him to a sex toy, I pretended nothing happened and scooped up the majority of the lubricant with my bare hand and smeared it over his, by now, very erect penis.
To cut a long story shorter, it was a rather slippery experience and, of course, he had worked out what had happened when he rubbed his hands over my body and questioned the wet patches on the bed sheets.
As for the amount of lubricant I had rescued, it was now making the most disturbing squelching and sloppy noises as I tried my best to keep the Egg from slipping off his penis or out of my hand.
It also didnât help that there was a lengthy period of silence over the squelches until my partner asked in the most innocent voice âAm I allowed to cum in it?â
At that we simply both burst out laughing at the whole episode but we were so much more relaxed. We lusted each other and we made love like we hadnât done so in so many months.
He told me he really liked the sensation of the waves being rubbed over his penis and he was thoroughly impressed that such a simple thing could be so effective.
We used it again a couple of weeks later with a different lubricant (as there was none left from the sachet that came with it) but this different brand wasnât as good as it became tacky rather quickly. I think I may have to invest in a lubricant that is designed for men. But he could feel the waves and the sensation on his penis more intensely and said, again, that it felt great. He has nothing else to compare it to apart from my handjobs and blowjobs, but he said he definitely enjoyed it just as much.
Sadly, I couldnât get anymore usage out of that TENGA Egg. I found it a little difficult to clean and dry completely and when I next took it out I found it had very small black mould marks on it. However, this was when we were living in our old flat and it had numerous problems including mould appearing on just about everything, so I doubt that is a fault with the toy itself.
I have recently bought a new TENGA Egg, this time it is the Twister, to replace the Wavy. Iâm just waiting for the right time to introduce him to it.
He has become a lot less critical of my own sex toy collection and our relationship definitely improved after buying the TENGA Egg. I still havenât managed to have him take the step to using my own sex toys on me in bed, but I am working on it slowly. Iâm certainly looking forward to trying out this Twister on him next though. Iâm sure it will go a lot more smoothly than the Waver!
Overall Rating: 10 out of 10 stars
Pros: Improved our relationship! I couldnât ask for more!
Cons: I found it a little difficult to clean. The sachet was difficult to open.
Bottom Line: A couple more of these would make the best omlette in the world!