Sex Toy Tester - Chit-Chat

[Peitho]

I think you might mean Things you’ve had up your bum @Melody1 , including gem posts like this one

@Melody1

Samsung B2100 ‘Solid extreme phone’ a gem from the early 2000s - waterproof with video camera and forward facing torch and nicely ribbed sides

12 inch doggy bone chew toy, furlough bargin buy

Then what I’d consider to be more regular items like brush handles and nicely curved silicon spatula handle, toes and also mentioned earlier ice lollies mmmm

I think jiggle balls would work fine and probably well as long as you’ve attached an extremely secure anchor and retrieval line on the outside so as not to lose anything to the sucken depths!