Things you've had up your bum

As a lot of us are testers, I'm a little disappointed that the boundaries haven't been pushed a little further but it is a sensitive area so I can understand why. From one of my other posts, some will know I am a compulsive tester so naturally I might look at something and think - 'hmmm wonder how that would feel up there' I really don't recommend you try any of these at home folks but how about

a plunger - think I saw this mentioned earlier, obviously great suction cup

tubular shower head - keep the pressure really low, but lovely massage from the little rubber bits that guide the spray

Courtesy shampoo, shower gel and conditioner - all at the the same time but obviously when I was back home

Samsung B2100 'Solid extreme phone' a gem from the early 2000s - waterproof with video camera and forward facing torch and nicely ribbed sides

12 inch doggy bone chew toy, furlough bargin buy

Then what I'd consider to be more regular items like brush handles and nicely curved silicon spatula handle, toes and also mentioned earlier ice lollies mmmm

Well you did ask !