The porn SOMEONE wants to see

The approved thing is because LH are worried about what sites may be posted. I can understand the concerns but agree as a user I'd like to have easy links. I've decided not to be bothered!

OK imelda, I did copy it wrong. It is all on one line on my screen, but for some reason I did not include the .html on the end. I guess I saw the dot and thought it was the end of the sentence. My mistake.

OK sorry walrus I have calmed down now. If you will allow me I will explain why I got so angry. As a 25 year old woman I find that many, many people tend to assume I am dumb because I am young and female. As someone with Master's and undergraduate degrees this annoys the hell out of me. I often feel I have to prove myself to people who assume I am dumb and therefore I am very, very touchy when someone says I did something wrong etc when I have checked and know I did not (I always check because obviously I can do it wrong!!!). This is what you came up against. It's exhausting to live like this to be honest and I am very touchy about it. Sorry to react so angrily.

As I said, LH clean up please!

Chill out people! Walrus meant no harm!

All smiles again everyone! x

Harm was done though strapon. As far as I am concerned, Walrus and I are fine now.

Well imelda you did get me to find my mistake in copying the link, so hopefully I won't make that mistake again! I do tend to be a bit slapdash and believe that things will come right in the end - as I hope they have on this occasion.

Good point walrus and I am sorry for getting angry. I have to admit to also being very slapdash and quick to get angry sometimes.

Ok then folks, something of a Holy Grail for me but has anyone seen any porn that is for real !!! I haven't found any on my travels.... cheers

Toyboy

What do you mean TB? Amateur stuff? xtube.com is good for that.

Maybe Imelda, more the taken by suprise thing l had in mind, you know where the participants don't know they will be at it.......erotic build up and hey ho away they go.... amateur l would imagine is staged.....the dinner party scenario maybe...not too sure!!

TB

See- people can have arguments on here and then appologise and be ok! *hugs all round*

Diddle- you have too much time on your hands...

I may have to think of a challenge to add. Hmm. Will be back.

crayola wrote:

See- people can have arguments on here and then appologise and be ok! *hugs all round*

Diddle- you have too much time on your hands...

I may have to think of a challenge to add. Hmm. Will be back.

Sadly didn't work in the case of Mr Angry from Orpington though did it, took it all v personal and buggered off literally and figuratively, threw in a misplaced oxymoron though so may have felt foolish !!! pity really could have been very entertaining on here.

TB

diddlexl wrote:

Ok quite a while ago now there was a thread where someone set a porn Challenge. I (being a proffesional wanker) took up this challenge and tonight i was blessed with the porny grail.

The request was for a lesbian threesome where 2 of the girls 69 while one of them was penetrated with a strapon. Well hold onto you private places ladies and gents....I found it:

http://www.youporn.com/watch/243492/three-cute-girls-and-two-strapons/?from=related2&al=0&from_id=270747

If anyone else has a porn challenge i will gladly take it up to defend my honor

Mrs Duck would love you for ever if you can find a sexy, sensual lesbian DVD (computers & her don't really mix!) which doesn't end up in a toy frenzy & ass finger bang to please the male market. Sensual kissing, rubbing, carressing & licking is her key! We've got a few lesbian DVDs but all get a bit nasty for her tastes.

Good luck

Andrew Blake and Michael Ninn turn out some pretty sensual girl/girl DVDs,

TB

Thanks tallboy, you are the 'go to guy' as usual! Mrs Duck could be your newest fan! I'll let you know!

Mucky Duck wrote:

Thanks tallboy, you are the 'go to guy' as usual! Mrs Duck could be your newest fan! I'll let you know!

Would be interested to hear they both use some fab bodied birds, who really do seem to get off having fun together- nice upmarket settings too - usually!! dare l say some of the birds are the girl next door type- both seem to be tit men!! Hope Mrs Duck gets her rocks off on them!!

TB