Perfect!, we shall investigate the source of this.
Good! 
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@Lovehoney_Brenna see i’m a good boy really! 
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Rogue pop up has been located, target removed! 
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@Lovehoney_Brenna where did the link lead?
I don’t know… I didn’t click it… This mystery will forever remain unsolved 
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@Lovehoney_Brenna You should have clicked it at least you would have been able to unban yourself.
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@discobot start tutorial
What would you rather have in your mouth?
- A Spider
- A Slug
- A Caterpillar
- A Worm
- A Moth
- A Cockroach
0 voters
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A Moth flew into my mouth the other day and I 0/10 would not recommend
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Oh noes! At least you have experience and can let others know for the poll 
I had a giant moth in my bedroom years ago that I don’t think would fit in anyone’s mouth. It looked like it had escaped from a mad scientist’s laboratory or something…
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I reckon I could munch a caterpillar pretty quick. 
Or does it have to live in there?
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I once accidentally ate a caterpillar that was inside a sugar snap pea…
Well, half of one at least…
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No, just sit in your mouth for a minute or two. Let it get comfy before releasing it
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I’m still going to go with caterpillar. Limited movement, plus it’s drier than a worm.
They do poop a lot though.
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And caterpillars grip on with those sucker feet! I picked one up in the garden last week and I had a job to get it off my hand…imagine that on the your tongue! 
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Better that than a sneaky worm slowly sliding down my oesophagus…
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I had a Rusty Tussock ( sounds rude i know!) moth caterpillar on my geraniums a few years ago, i was amazed at the amount of shit it excreted, so i called it Cameron!
On a related note, i once cut into a fresh Ox liver, and discovered a liver fluke, a type of maggoty parasite…
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The one I found was a Tomato Hornworm ! It was big but luckily didn’t poo on me
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@wildflower another one with a risque name! 
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@WillC That’s what I thought! 
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