special brew down
At the nags
Head, which made
Prison look like
A holiday camp
However the barmaid
Spilled the beans
And got her
Back to the
Pub in time
For last order’s
with a sexy
Little mini poodle 
Yapping at the
Postman as he
Slipped a package
In her letterbox
She let out
A delightful scream
As it was