I stumbled across Love Honey whilst surfing the net,
I never imagined the surprise I'd get
When I clicked my mouse to enter the site
They sold loads of products aimed at sexual delight.
I clicked on a apge, there were dildos galore,
Vibrators, nipple clamps and so much more.
I thought for a while and stared at my screen
This was the most brilliant site I';d ever seen !
There was so much to look at - but where to start ?
I wanted to put everything in my shopping cart.
They sold beautiful lingerie for every ocassion
Some quite demure but a lot more brazen.
I clicked on a lovely black body stocking
It had an open crotch ! Oh my word, how shocking !
Some of the dildos some huge, some small,
My pussy was gonna be having a ball !
Bondage gear too, ropes, paddles and chains
All manner of things designed to inflict pain.
I spotted a flogger and let out a gasp -
Oh how I'd love to feel that across my arse !
I neede something for hubby, a stoker maybe ?
A clear one I think, so when he cums I can see.
A butt plug would do - a vibrating one
To give his prostate lots of fun.
I clicked somewhere else, they wanted testers too,
In an exchange for writing an honest review.
I found the forum, which seemed really nice,
People having a laugh and offering good advice.
Their guaratees were so good that I fell off my stool,
How could I ever have been such a fool,
Buying from others who were clearly 3rd rate
And having to keep things that I really did hate.
So thanks Love Honey, but see what you've done ?
You've opened my mind up to sexual fun,
My kinky side is no longer supressed
Love Honey you are, quiet simply the best !!