This is about the top item on my list now but I just canāt spend anymore money this month 
- I justified resisting the Desire in the Sale because I wanted the Mantric more - Oh dear!!!
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If it helps @Peitho I just caved and the āunlimited25off40ā code worked for me with it 
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Further sale reductions! 
Iāll have a browse and see if thereās any worth pulling out here. 
Well, first is the Carezza which seems to have gone up in priceā¦ Not a great start
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I noticed that too 
This reminded me of 1 of the old website features i miss, it used to give you the ability to sort everything according to the discount but that option is gone now
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Feeling good about purchasing my 3 sale items when I did, one is no longer available on the site or at least I canāt find it (which is a pity as itās my favourite piece of lingerie that Iāve bought in a long time - I love it) and the other 2 items are each 1p more expensive now 
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And the āNew In Saleā sort order too, so you could see all the latest discounted items. Twas a golden age.
Shall we have a touch of nostalgiaā¦?
Special Offers Thread:
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Ah, yeah i miss that feature too
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Tuesday 29th June
Deal of the Day
Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit 10 Function Rabbit Vibrator (Blue only)
Ā£35 Ā£17.50 (50% off)
Batteries required: 3 x AA (not included)
I own it andā¦
- I recommend it
- I am not a fan
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70% off, but itās quite poorly reviewed. I wonder if the name had any effect?
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@Ian_Chimp - Oof! Going by the reviews, it sounds like a chemical cleaner youād scrub the oven with or something 
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Not exactly what you want to be putting on your nether regions
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Even if it was amazing, calling it Ouch! seems a bit counter-intuitive.
But it turns out itās actually fairly accurateā¦
Ruined Sex
Was having a lovely time until Ouch! got involved - had to run to the toilet to wash my insides out. Not sure what the selling point is with this unless you enjoy pain during sex - probably cheaper to use chilli flakes though if youāre going for that vibe!
Burns
This is not nice at all! It burnt so bad I had to run to the shower and get in on cold! It was the worst thing Iāve ever felt! Itās now in the bin
Ouch is right!!!
Ouch is the right word and not in a good way!
Not the good ouch
This is like someone got the hottest heating lube, and the tingliest lube, mixed it with chilli peppers and razor blades and put it in a bottle. It burned so bad we had to stop to shower! Iām up for some spicy fun but this entire bottle went in the bin! Honestly Iād rather be figged!
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I was about to post the last one 
kind of says it all really i feel. Anyone starts descibing something as razor blades in regard to my nether regions its definetly a put it down and back away sloooowly moment
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Iām tempted to pick up a bottle just so I can write a funny review.
āMrs Chimp dabbed a dollop on her dainty diddly and left it for a moment to gently infuse her tuppence with superior sensitivity.ā
āIt burns hotter than a dragonās nostril! She was genuinely concerned her knickers were going to spontaneously combust.ā
āHer poor foof felt like the wicked witch from the Wizard of Oz when that despicable Dorothy gave her a deadly dousingā
"The ingredients list makes no mention of some of the things that I definitely know are in there:
- Thermite
- Core of the Sun
- Xenomorph blood"
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As much as i respect that level of dedication to reviewing, some things are just jot worth it
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Mrs Chimp has made a similar point. Though the product page does say I can burn my willy with it if I want toā¦
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As someone whose had to hurredly wash orgasm balm and lube of before, having that delightful ānow with added chilliā feeling is just not what most people are going for
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Iāve just spotted that the Student Discount has gone down to 15% off.
It took me a moment to find the page, but the other services discounts still seem to be at 20% off.
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Well, at least it isnāt false advertising.
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āHas your clit ever wondered what itād be like to be digested live by a Venus Fly-Trap? Well, little clitty, wonder no longer!ā
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