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And the ā€˜New In Saleā€™ sort order too, so you could see all the latest discounted items. Twas a golden age. :slightly_smiling_face:

Shall we have a touch of nostalgiaā€¦? :slightly_smiling_face:

Special Offers Thread:

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Ah, yeah i miss that feature too

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Tuesday 29th June
:star2: Deal of the Day :star2:

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Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit 10 Function Rabbit Vibrator (Blue only)
Ā£35 Ā£17.50 (50% off)

Batteries required: 3 x AA (not included)

I own it andā€¦
  • I recommend it :+1:
  • I am not a fan :-1:
0 voters
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70% off, but itā€™s quite poorly reviewed. I wonder if the name had any effect? :slightly_smiling_face:

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@Ian_Chimp - Oof! Going by the reviews, it sounds like a chemical cleaner youā€™d scrub the oven with or something :flushed:

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Not exactly what you want to be putting on your nether regions :flushed:

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Even if it was amazing, calling it Ouch! seems a bit counter-intuitive. :slightly_smiling_face:

But it turns out itā€™s actually fairly accurateā€¦

Ruined Sex

Was having a lovely time until Ouch! got involved - had to run to the toilet to wash my insides out. Not sure what the selling point is with this unless you enjoy pain during sex - probably cheaper to use chilli flakes though if youā€™re going for that vibe!

Burns

This is not nice at all! It burnt so bad I had to run to the shower and get in on cold! It was the worst thing Iā€™ve ever felt! Itā€™s now in the bin

Ouch is right!!!

Ouch is the right word and not in a good way!

Not the good ouch

This is like someone got the hottest heating lube, and the tingliest lube, mixed it with chilli peppers and razor blades and put it in a bottle. It burned so bad we had to stop to shower! Iā€™m up for some spicy fun but this entire bottle went in the bin! Honestly Iā€™d rather be figged!

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I was about to post the last one :laughing: kind of says it all really i feel. Anyone starts descibing something as razor blades in regard to my nether regions its definetly a put it down and back away sloooowly moment

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Iā€™m tempted to pick up a bottle just so I can write a funny review. :slightly_smiling_face:

ā€œMrs Chimp dabbed a dollop on her dainty diddly and left it for a moment to gently infuse her tuppence with superior sensitivity.ā€

ā€œIt burns hotter than a dragonā€™s nostril! She was genuinely concerned her knickers were going to spontaneously combust.ā€

ā€œHer poor foof felt like the wicked witch from the Wizard of Oz when that despicable Dorothy gave her a deadly dousingā€

"The ingredients list makes no mention of some of the things that I definitely know are in there:

  • Thermite
  • Core of the Sun
  • Xenomorph blood"
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As much as i respect that level of dedication to reviewing, some things are just jot worth it :laughing:

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Mrs Chimp has made a similar point. :slightly_smiling_face: Though the product page does say I can burn my willy with it if I want toā€¦

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As someone whose had to hurredly wash orgasm balm and lube of before, having that delightful ā€œnow with added chilliā€ feeling is just not what most people are going for

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Iā€™ve just spotted that the Student Discount has gone down to 15% off.

It took me a moment to find the page, but the other services discounts still seem to be at 20% off. :+1:

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Well, at least it isnā€™t false advertising. :joy:

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ā€œHas your clit ever wondered what itā€™d be like to be digested live by a Venus Fly-Trap? Well, little clitty, wonder no longer!ā€ :slightly_smiling_face:

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Wednesday 30th June
:star2: Deal of the Day :star2:

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Lovehoney Beaded Heart Sensual Glass Dildo
Ā£30 Ā£18 (40% off)

I own it andā€¦
  • I recommend it :+1:
  • I am not a fan :-1:

0 voters

Again on the main product page the discount isnā€™t showing but itā€™s there in the floaty add to basket bit and if you do add it to your basket.

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Noticed that and Iā€™m so sad :sob: Now I have to wait for better deals or hope they raise it back up (as a customer care rep told me itā€™s not set so it can fluctuate - has been up to 25% to this new low of 15% :cry:)

It mostly seems to be effecting the European countries, as most other countries still have the 20% (like the US and Canada sites) :thinking: It might have to do with the new taxes and VAT rules that have recently come into effect :woman_shrugging:

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Yeah i know. Its a hit of a kicker id your a student

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Aaah, unlucky! This isnā€™t the one youā€™re looking for. :slightly_frowning_face:

Back to Hook-a-Duck
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Thursday 1st July
:star2: Deal of the Day :star2:

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Lovehoney Power Play 7 Function Silicon Vibrator 6 inch
Ā£30 Ā£15 (50% off)

Batteries Required: 3 x AA (not included)

I own it andā€¦
  • I recommend it :+1:
  • I am not a fan :-1:
0 voters
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