What are YOU contemplating purchasing next?

It’s either the policeman or fireman….help please everyone?!?!

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Why not both :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: But if you really need to choose I put my vote in for fireman :rofl:

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Don’t twist my arm haha :rofl::rofl: yeah I’m leaning towards fireman just wish I had the body to match the model lol

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I mean model’s jobs are literally to work out 24/7 to look like that :rofl: Us muggles don’t have that kind of time (or motivation) :sweat_smile: You look great :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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When I was doing alot of sports I had something near but as you can see from my upload I’ve lost that definition.

Oh well I’m finally happy in my own skin. I’ll wait until payday then and out a cheeky order in :ok_hand::ok_hand:

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Technically you do have a 6 pack. Everyone has 1, it’s just naturally hidden under at least a thin layer of fat (i think that’s part of why some models often limit water drinking before shoots)

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What’s the saying ‘kebabs over abs’ :rofl::rofl:

Yeah I’ve heard they reduce their water intake to make their body look better. Fair play as it probably takes a hell of a lot of work to look that good

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Personally like the dad-bod/flatter look more, as I just feel like it can’t be comfortable to cuddle with someone with that little fat :rofl:

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Both very nice. personally if i had to pick, id choose fireman, but i wouldn’t say no to the sexy cop look either if someone wore it.

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So that’s 2-0 in favour of fireman then. :rofl::rofl:

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Hmm, thinking about it, police outfit gives you the excuse to bring handcuffs to bed :thinking: tough choice

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To throw spanner in the works… I vote Police Man :man_police_officer:

Excuse to use the handcuffs.

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@Green_Eyed_Girl @Peitho i do have handcuffs already so could add them into the mix. They are pink and fluffy though :rofl::rofl:

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I just remember watching an episode of “My Wife and Kids” where he dresses as a fireman and the puns that can come from it are just too hilarious :rofl:
here’s the clip: My wife and kids dance - YouTube :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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To be honest, I just prefer the cop costume. Cuffs are essential… sure it won’t matter too much if they’re pink and fluffy :rofl:

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Love it! I may just do as @rosiedosie suggested and get both. So two uploads to come then haha :rofl::rofl:

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You do have to buy the hat seperatley for the policeman outfit apparently (also there is the cheesiest pun in the blerb :rofl:)

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‘Cop an eyeful’ :rofl::rofl: to be fair I’m not too fussed about a hat as I probably won’t be showing my face anyway. As long as it’s the neck down it’s fine lol

Either way I’ll have to tense when the picture is taken hahaha :rofl::rofl:

How rude - you’d think the hat would be included! My favourite costume on me is a cop one… it did come with a hat though. Just added my own sun glasses and metal cuffs :rofl:

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You’re right, cuddling pure muscle or bone isn’t as good (my best friend describes herself as chonky and her hugs are great, plus i get to lay on her boobs :joy:)

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