Depending where you shove them bad b*tch , or maybe force feed if there’s a next time “think you like these better than me???”
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Lol up his nostrils Fish Called Wander style ? LOL
Not only have I got the holiday to look forward to on the 5th
Hubby’s booked us a weekend away in September 
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Awesome - we are off away for a week or two soon and I can’t wait!
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For our holiday I’m worse than the kids 
I’m so excited
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Paddling in the river Arrow
Took advantage of ‘drought conditions’ to short cut across a weir. Been wanting to do this for ages and to be honest there was still a lot of water going over but it was ‘now or never’
I have a disproportionate sense of achievement
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I should mention also that i’m now sat outside the pub on the other side of the weir with a celebration beer.
The dream? Yeah, livin it.
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I got a new job with my current employer, really didn’t think I had gotten it so I’m all pleased today 
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Just saved £16 on a couple of new tyres through the voucher code thing on Microsoft Edge. First time it has worked. Well happy.
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Lovvve a good saving !
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Going to the coast again on Sunday
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Watching the home team score four unanswered goals at Beautiful Downtown Bramhall Lane.
A feeling of joy that never grows old.
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Sorting through my wardrobe and find old love letters and poem’s from hubby 
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Sorting clothes for hols and being told by OH to get myself prepared for her to either ride me like a cowboy/cowgirl or peg me or me mount her strapon girly cock
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Fresh rain on hot tarmac
It’s been a while
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Just got my anniversary badge. Happy one year 
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Me too! 
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An email from ElectraStim claiming today is “National Orgasm Day”. I guess someone in their marketing department only cums once a year. 
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England Ladies winning the Euros 
🏆⚽
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The Lionesses winning - well deserved! 🏴
Went to a couple of games including the France v Germany semi - the quality of football was brilliant.
Hope this really keeps a focus on womens football 
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