Good luck!
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Hubby buying me the Apple Watch 11 series 
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I’m happy you are happy but
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Been super hot last few days . Yesterday I asked my wife to coconut oil me before a tanning session . I asked if she could do my back , buns and upper legs . I also added she could do my front if she wished . Standing in front of her naked , she did my back and then turned me around and really worked the oil in well up front . Well enough that my cock went full staff for better coverage . This is about as close to sex as I ever get , so I enjoyed myself . After tanning I installed drip irrigation the the vegetable garden . Making watering many times easier , along with much more efficient . So yesterday was best day in a long time .
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Had another good driving lesson today
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I’ve probably already mentioned it but just in case I forgot to 
.. Viagra. 
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So did ya get the tickets?
Oh yes forgot to update. I didn’t get the customer tickets but I got staff ones which were also a drawing. So all booked to go on Monday. Early set off, late back but then I’ll work from home on the next day.
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Cleaned my car and it’s the satisfaction of seeing it gleaming, and whilst doing it I got a name check on Planet Rock for correctly guessing the year 1978 from the first track Running With The Devil by Van Halen. Two little wins that brightened my day.
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Mrs W here …
Not long back from the Prowl with some of my boys… wow its all on display today, all getting ready for the weekend … obviously my main attraction was to the lunchpacks plus rippling muscles … but also some of the girls out there are stunning, I will tell Pen she has to up her game … really cheered me up … enjoy the rest of your day everybody xxx
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Has is rained yet? Sods law for me I wash the car and later on it rains.
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Not yet! I actually joke that me cleaning my car is the equivalent of Native American’s doing a raindance! On the plus side it’s in the garage and I won’t be driving it until Saturday and the forecast is for dry weather! 
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I had to google “sods law”.
It’s what I thought it would be when doing that.
On this side of the pond it’s Murphy’s Law.
Same thing, we just call it different things. I’m learning more about British words and phrases by being on the forum though and that’s a good thing.
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We use both Sod’s and Murphy’s Law in the U.K.! 
Oh and a fag is a cigarette and a fag with got added is a food item! (Not allowed to write it in full!) But Google Brain’s fag gots!
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I forgot about that one, haven’t heard that saying in a long time.
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I attended this. It was pretty decent but one guest was a big letdown. No idea why they were there.
Was rummaging in a drawer yesterday and came across an old purse with our passports in and over 800 euros inside from a holiday we had about four years ago. Won’t be going abroad any time soon so will pay them into the bank account today and have a nice lunch in town.
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Like a treasure hunt, nice find!
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Pesky bank took 20% as a fee. They screw you any way they can. Still it’s money we forgot we had so still good.
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Defintately conned there … sonetimes best to ahop around
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