Me too.
When you’re out and about, Far from home, and start to doubt, That that gurgle in your tummy Is more threatening than you’d hope…
When that growling gains insistence, And you start to feel your resistance Melt like butter going rancid in the sun….
One wrong cough, A treasonous sneeze, And then it’s running down your knees,
Oh the horror, More’s the pity, And now your knickers are all shitty, And you still have to catch the bus back home…
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Stacy2
November 11, 2025, 7:56pm
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What did I do resurfacing this topic
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That advert is grim!
I have the weakest stomach ever as well!
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The ASDA Grinch one is beginning to grind my gears too, and I’m a regular ASDA customer!
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All of the Christmas adverts
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No hubby has already been told as soon as I hear the Coca Cola advert the tree is going up and I don’t care if it’s still November
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WillC
November 12, 2025, 2:08am
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Car Moolah advert grrrrrrr.
steve19
November 12, 2025, 10:29am
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I must admit when that advert comes on the TV I have to swap channels for the minute etc it is on.
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It’s a catchy jingle but for all the wrong reasons. I can’t say it makes me want to rush out and buy Pepto Bismol over a similar product.
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Songs I can’t stand?
The list is endless.
YMCA, Agadoo, Ed Sheeran, Coldplay
Must stop otherwise I will fill the thread up with my hates
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Stacy2
November 12, 2025, 5:54pm
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Super Freak by Rick James
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I Don’t Like Mondays - The Boomtown Rats
And any song by Ed Sheeran or Beyonce.
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“Seasons in the Sun” by Terry Jack. Ugh
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WillC
November 14, 2025, 12:43pm
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I’ve Had The Time Of My Life by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes, god i detest this trite pile of shite and the images it conjours of tacky 80’s discos and bell end couples trying to do the Dirty Dancing “catch” and failing miserably. I am subjected to it almost daily at work via Heart 80’s.
P.S. i hate Dirty Dancing too, one of the worst films ever committed to celuloid.
P.P.S. and don’t get me started on St Elmo’s sodding Fire!
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The new Florence and the Machine song.
My dog can sing better than her
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Manic Monday by The Bangles.
I Wanna Dance With Somebody by Whitney Houston
Livin’ On A Prayer by Bon Jovi.
I’m fact I can’t stand any songs by any of the above!
@WillC you’ve summed up my feelings of Dirty Dancing and St Elmo’s Fire perfectly
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I’ve got to say this and it might not be popular but my two most hated Christmas songs are:
Fairytale Of New York - The Pogues
Do They Know It’s Christmas - Band Aid
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Though it’s often my ringpiece that lets me down 
ha ha ha 
