I’ve thought about it too many times and had the opportunity but didn’t! Spoke about it on here a while ago, got mixed feedback about it as you can imagine!
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Yesterday morning.
My wife and I haven’t had sex for almost 3 months as she has been recovering from surgery. The mood took us and we had a great time.
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@Mrs.John you are fkn hilarious 
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@Chosen-one too honest for my own good! 
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@Mrs.John
Laughing is a tonic 
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Sex can be a messy business,but who cares.
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Ha ha, this made my afternoon 
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I’m glad this glamorous view into my sex life has made you all smile.
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It’s great @Mrs.John because we can all relate to the funny side of sex…
You described it perfectly…
Deserves every like and then some.
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It has @Mrs.John. Lovely description. Real sex!
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Last time I had sex was 3 weeks ago, the usual quick bend her over the bed.
Unfortunately the sex life is virtually non existing and sometimes goes months without any.
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If your bodies aren’t making funny noises on the regular, are you even having real sex?
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Absolutely brilliant made me chuckle 
@Mrs.John
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Tuesday night. I don’t know if we would be regarded as kinky or not ? Are we? OH wore short wet look dress ,that barely covered her fish net covered arse, collar and 5 inch heeled patent ankle boots. For me it was a cock and ball ring, nipple clamps armed with riding crop. She bent over I cropped her and then fingered her to orgasm helped by a bullet vibe. She then played with my chained and clamped nipples and came. Another great session
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Last night wife used her new rabbit in bed and started wanking me. She then started giving me a blow job until I came in her mouth. Seconds later she orgasmed too with the rabbit. Its not often she swallows but she said she really enjoyed it. It’s making me horny again thinking about it.
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This morning.
We’ve won an extra morning lie-in each week as the grandkids now go to the school breakfast club. We used it to go old school. No toys, no attire. I just fingered her to her customary 3 orgasms before breakfast. Strangely enough it made a very pleasant change. Her orgasms weren’t Earth shattering but much more intimate.
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This morning and all last night - been away for a week so tim to make up. Great night crowned by bareback anal this morning. But lube was running low so had to get on here to order some more for the weekend. Seriously, forgotten how good riding anally bareback was.
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Last night, he wanted to watch me play with myself and ended up squirting on him 
then he forced himself in my mouth 
gagging me a few times. Then doing his favourite until he couldn’t take it any longer, he took me from behind deep inside hitting my spot as he does, making me orgasm multiple times and last couple of hard thrusts and we both finish off together 
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Last night, thankfully. It was much needed! After using my Womanizer in a late solo session, I was so up for it that when the husband came to bed, I got him hard quickly, then got on top and rode hard and fast. Finished in doggy
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Still nothing,Still counting the days…