Simple question: for those of us with a bit more ‘experience’ (define that as you will), if you could go back in time and offer your younger self sexual advice, what would it be? It can be as general / specific / light hearted / deep etc as you want.
For me, and remember these are just mine and you may not agree, I think it would be:
STIMULATE HER CLITORIS. OFTEN! You can climax through penetration, she can’t.
Having ‘non-mainstream’ kinks doesn’t make you weird or a bad person - don’t let vanilla ex girlfriends put you down.
Try almost anything once.
More often than not, one night stands are ‘meh’ at best.
Some people actually want and enjoy things you’re told ‘only happen in porn’ eg rough sex, threesomes, bondage etc.
Your partner’s previous number of sexual partners genuinely doesn’t matter… at all.
Sex gets WAY HOTTER as you get older.
Sometimes you won’t be able to finish, and that’s ok.
The quiet ones are almost always the kinkiest.
Don’t settle for infrequent blowjobs… you’ll be miserable.
Don’t be so selfish during sex - she’s also more likely to want to please you if she’s satisfied.
Sex toys are not a threat or replacement for you… they’re variety.
Communicate often and truthfully.
Theres no such thing as strange sex, its simply down to your taste.
Try try and try. Try everything you think you may like and try the things you may not
Do not let labels define you!
1 Do not feel shame or guilt for doing things that cause no harm to anyone.
2 Help your partner to lose his/her shame by ridding yourself of pointless shame.
3 Masturbation is not an admission of failure, but a beautiful pleasure in itself.
There will be other people that enjoy unusual sexual pleasures, don’t settle for less than extraordinary. It is worth the wait.
Sex ≠ affection. Protect your heart more.
Don’t let Bob from fab come for coffee, bc he doesn’t mean coffee
Communication really is the best tool and it fixes all that ails you.
Wear lingerie that you like, not what you think is typically ‘sexy’, bc you don’t like it. And on a similar vein, you’re not too fat to be sexy, wise up.
Communicate would have to be the number one thing. There are so many times I’d like to have done things differently as there are sexual moments I have missed taking that next step to experience something new as I have hesitated. But if I was more open to communication, we could look at recreating the occasion and including that next step.
Its still relevant to me now, but if I started it younger I’d have experienced so many more things by now