Mr Monster wrote:
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, LoveHoney sent to me:
- 5 Cooooock Riiiiiiings!
Especially this one!! External Media
Mr. Clause was filling boxes with LH toys...so Mrs. Clause decided to throw her box in the mix.
Who needs the sexy santa hooded dress when ive got all these gifts from LH!
i hope i can find the red shoes and stockings in these boxes then my outfit is complete
When Alice asked for a rabbit for Christmas she didn't expect to receive the whole cast of Watership Down!.
Fantastic!, an individually gift wrapped, self-assembly, home igloo kit, how very un-usual!.
Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, bunny, bunny, stocking filler.
Lovehoney's Christmas version of the Slanket. "Spank-it". Get back here you naughty kitty and wrap your presents! Oh she's rolling around in the gifts again, get out the learning stick!
glitter&gold wrote:
Mr Monster wrote:
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, LoveHoney sent to me:
- 12 flavoured condoms
- 11 pairs of stockings
- 10 sets of hancuffs
- 9 books on bondage
- 8 leather floggers
- 7 giant dildos
- 6 anal douches
- 5 Cooooock Riiiiiiings!
- 4 nipple clamps
- 3 butt plugs
- 2 bullet vibes
- and the postage and packing was FREE! External Media
OMG Love it!! Nearly weed laughing!! You definitely get my vote!! External Media
I think we have a winner. Close the thread! lol
Alice hoped that noone noticed that when she ran out of ribbon for her gifts she started wrapping presents in pink bondage tape...
Mrs Claus hoped Santa would unwrap her first...
When Mrs Claus noticed that LH was on the bottom of all her presents, she soon forgot about date night.
glitter&gold wrote:
Mr Monster wrote:
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, LoveHoney sent to me:
- 12 flavoured condoms
- 11 pairs of stockings
- 10 sets of hancuffs
- 9 books on bondage
- 8 leather floggers
- 7 giant dildos
- 6 anal douches
- 5 Cooooock Riiiiiiings!
- 4 nipple clamps
- 3 butt plugs
- 2 bullet vibes
- and the postage and packing was FREE! External Media
OMG Love it!! Nearly weed laughing!! You definitely get my vote!! External Media
Also loving this one! just hope I don't sing this version when visiting my nan
"When I'm stood on a chair dressing the Xmas tree is NOT a good time to 'surprise' me with that new anal probe" said Alice
All I want for Christmas is my LoveHoney wishlish!
I only have one wish
It's the only wish I've wished
I just want to know all the names
Of all the boys on the naughty list!
My mum got me a sparkly necklace
My dad got me some fluffy sox
My brother got me a C.D of my favourite band
My OH got me some gorgeous perfume
But it's the identity
I'd like to know
Of who got me the Lelo tied up with a bow!
Mrs Santa is glad mr Santa is so busy as she has a chance to try all her news toys.............
*bump*
A big jolly man is fine for the kids, but the CEO of christmas decided that a new approch was needed to keep the older men in line
"With these LoveHoney items, I'll make sure that Santa comes more than once a year."
or
"Don't I look sweet when I'm concussed by falling boxes!"