Choke the 🐔
Shaking the sheets
Blue veined custard chucker 😜
Thats hilarious blue veined custard chucker!
Peeling a banana while saying out loud 1 skin, 2 skin, 3 skin ............
Back and forth like a rabbits arse
The love tunnel
Five knuckle shuffle xxx
choking the chicken
Yank the plank xx
Man in the boat 🚣
its not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean
Exactly well said 😉
Exactly well said 😉
Love puff (fanny fart!!)
Xxx
Love puff! Got me in stitches that! Laughing that much i spilt my coffee!
Lulu26 wrote:
Love puff! Got me in stitches that! Laughing that much i spilt my coffee!
me too 
Ham shank - wank
Might be a South West thing, but "Smashing the Pasty"
I really hate the phrase-"a bit of how's your father"!
Hide the Sausage