Ok we have all heard of the usual ones eg. Spanking the monkey. Flicking the bean. But im sure there are a few out there to tickle the humor bone so post them below and give us all a good old giggle :)
Mines.. Wetter than niagra falls!
I like "wetter than an otters pocket" just tickles me for some reason.
Tight as a ducks arse
Tight as a ducks arse? Lol thats a random one!
It's got to be water tight though 😉
Jerking the gherkin!
Why water tight? Dare i even ask that lmao
Ducks like water 😂 Obviously 😉
Ohhh yeah! Now i get it! My gosh im a divvy! Lol
It's fine it's a Sunday haha
Polishing cadets helmet
Vaders stupid phone
Gentlemanjack you are on a role today! Lol
I had better just let other people have a go lulu 😉
Getts one's twinky stinky! << has me in stitches that one
Why stinky ?
Anal! 😂😂
Oh yeah buy a douche haha
Not the only one being a divvy now! 😜
Putting the meat in the over
Syphoning the python...............................
Haha I like that I might have to syphon the python 🐍 meself haha 😂