Well, I thought with this snowy weather, we could all do with some cheering up . So, how about we all share some jokes / funny phrases etc ?? Doesn't have to be rude either !
I am not the funniest person in the world, I wont pretend to be either ! Lol. But I will try and kick this off with a few things I hope you will enjoy ;
Why are Pirates called Pirates? -Because they Arrgghh !
Why isn't there mouse flavoured Cat food ....?
As I said, I'm not funny ! But you get the jist .....
all this snow is getting too much, i personally hate snow its nice when its falling and fresh but thats it. Haha the pirate joke was pretty good xD i can't think of any jokes :(
e^x is at a party with his friend x^2. e^x is sat in the corner not speaking to anyone, and x^2 says to him " why don't you come join in?". e^x replies "no, I can't integrate!"
e^x is at a party with his friend x^2. e^x is sat in the corner not speaking to anyone, and x^2 says to him " why don't you come join in?". e^x replies "no, I can't integrate!"
Sorry it's sad, but its funny.
I'm going to let my dork flag fly and point out that e^x does integrate, it's e^x! *hangs head in pedantic shame*
e^x is at a party with his friend x^2. e^x is sat in the corner not speaking to anyone, and x^2 says to him " why don't you come join in?". e^x replies "no, I can't integrate!"
Sorry it's sad, but its funny.
I'm going to let my dork flag fly and point out that e^x does integrate, it's e^x! *hangs head in pedantic shame*
xxKPxx
lol well it integrates to itself. certainly not to the factorial of x. difficult to write these things online.
dont you just hate people who knockon your door collecting for charity.i had one last nite collecting for the local sperm bank.i gave her a right mouthfull!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dont you just hate people who knockon your door collecting for charity.i had one last nite collecting for the local sperm bank.i gave her a right mouthfull!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A lad is sitting on the bus when he spots a really beautiful girl. He's dying to make conversation but can't do it. Suddenly she starts looking around just checking everyone out on the bus when the bus jerks forward. The girl's head whiplashes in his direction and he sees something flying past him and plucks it straight out of the air. "Oh my god" she says "how embarrassing!" the lad looks in his hand to see a glass eye and hands it back to the girl. "thankyou so much" she says as she puts it back in. "Please, can I take you out for a meal as a thankyou as I would've been lost without it!" the lad eagerly accepts. She takes him for dinner, they chat and have a few drinks then she offers to take him the cinema too. After the movie she asks him back to her place as she's enjoyed his company so much. "I just don't understand" he says. "you are so beautiful and could probably have any guy you wanted. Why did you pick me?" she replies "I don't know, you just caught my eye!" :-p SG x
Oh boo, it's supposed to be 'I try to integrate but it doesn't change a thing'
^_^ xxx
an atom says to another atom 'I think I've lost an electron' , the other says 'are you sure' and he says 'yeah, I'm positive'
lol
lol, I realise this having read the joke again, wrote it in a hurry. Being an experimental physicist shouldn't really miss these things. I blame the concentration on all you damn sexy people!