If I were.....

Just a little game for everyone. Add your own, mix them up, just interested to see what everyone comes up with.

Here's a start....

If I were famous I would be - Barack Obama (The dude is just way cool.)

If I were a utensil I would be - A whisk (Mix things up)

If I were a musician I would be - Philip Sayce (Enough said, pure face melter)

If I were a flower I would be - Snap Dragons

If I were a drink - Timothy Taylors Landlord (tastey and full bodied)

Tender. Eccentric and exciting I see Miss. Rouge.

If I were famous I would be - Stacey Solomon , because people rarely see my hidden talents !

If I were a utensil I would be - An egg wash brush , because I like stroking and caressing ....

If I were a musician I would be - Pink , because she's lush

If I were a flower I would be - A red rose , a classic

If I were a drink - A Woo-Woo , such a lovely cocktail

You mean some of us are not already famous or tools?

If I were famous I would be - A top TV presenter or News Reader with my skills learnt on Sex Toys TV!

If I was a utensil I would be - an egg timer as i'm organised and time concious

If I were a musician I would be - a very bad one as I don't have a musical bone in my body. The prof say's I can't dance either : (

If I were a flower I would be - A water lily, lying on my back in the water with my face to the sun

If I were a drink I would be - mmmm bailieys, a large measure served in a round glass over ice

LoveHoney - Hella Rouge wrote:

A spanner? You'd blatantly be a Vajazzling stick.

x

Ha, holy crap that's funny.

Timmy Mallet, that's classic. Guess your hammer looks a little different to his though?

If I were famous I would be - very unhappy...I'd hate being famous!

If I were a utensil I would be - a pocket watch, I'm not sure why but I think they're just dandy!

If I were a musician I would be - Filippa Giordano and I would spend all day singing to myself!

If I were a flower I would be - a dwarf iris - small and bizzare!

If I were a drink I would be - Asti - cheap and cheerful!

xxKPxx

If I were famous I would be - Anna Paquin (I love vampires!!)

If I were a utensil I would be - A snow shovel!!

If I were a musician I would be - Norah Jones

If I were a flower I would be - Red Tulip

If I were a drink - Jack Daniels - Sexy as hell with a bit of a kick!!


If I were famous I would be - The Queen

If I were a utensil I would be - a pan

If I were a musician I would be - Bon Jovi

If I were a flower I would be - a sunflower

If I were a drink - Jack Daniels

If I were famous I would be - Stevie Nicks, Her voice bypass's your ears and is heard through your soul.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM7-PYtXtJM&feature=related

If were a utensil i would be - A plastic wine-glass, tougher than I look.

If I were a musician I would be - the sort of soulful vocalist you find sat on a barstool on stage with just a piano accompanying.

If I were a flower I would be - white rose blooming in the snow.

If I were a drink I would be - Baileys poured smoothly over 3 ice-cubes.

If I were famous I would be - Very very surprised...

If I were a utensil I would be - A Forking good one? =/

If I were a musician I would be - Bloody great at it, but i've never learned to play an instrument.

If I were a flower I would be - Dead cos i always forget to drink...

If I were a drink I would be - Long Island Ice Tea! That stuff is crazy nice and so easy to get drunk on!

If I were famous I would be - Hiding all the time

If I were a utensil I would be - A Swiss Army Knife

If I were a musician I would be - A guitar god. Now if I could only practice. . .

If I were a flower I would be - A Venus Flytrap. Yes, I am that much of a carnivore!

If I were a drink - Apple and Mango squash. Why? Because Mrs M is always taking long, luxurious mouthfuls of it, and frankly I can't think of a nicer way to go!

If I were famous I would be - Stephen hawking just to know what its like to think on that level


If I were a utensil I would be - fork - usable for everything

If I were a musician I would be - The drummer in Dragonforce (Listen to the song storming the burning fields)

If I were a flower I would be - havent the foggyist

If I were a drink I would be - Irn Bru

If I were famous I would be - Same answer as KP - I'd hate to be famous. In my previous job I was well known in the area and it was horrible. Give me anonymity every time)

If I were a utensil I would be - A knife (I love cooking and have a favourite knife - it's the only utensil I have a favourite of ...)

If I were a musician I would be - Ian Gillan (what a voice)

If I were a flower I would be - A cactus (I can be a bit prickly)

If I were a drink - A robust red wine (I can be a bit fruity!)

mtunreal69 wrote:

Just a little game for everyone. Add your own, mix them up, just interested to see what everyone comes up with.

Here's a start....

If I were famous I would be - Barack Obama (The dude is just way cool.)

If I were a utensil I would be - A whisk (Mix things up)

If I were a musician I would be - Philip Sayce (Enough said, pure face melter)

If I were a flower I would be - Snap Dragons

If I were a drink - Timothy Taylors Landlord (tastey and full bodied)

Wanted to add another one to the list,

If I were an animal I would be - Ocelot (Pretty, cute and fierce)

If I were famous I would be - extremely surprised!

If I were a utensil I would be - a teaspoon. Everyone likes a good spoon.

If I were a musician I would be - a guitarist in a rock band.

If I were a flower I would be - an iris

If I were a drink - a pina colada. Sweet, but with a bit of a kick External Media

If i were a famous person i would be - fkn rich finally

If i where a utensil i would be -a spin dryer...not a utensil but sooooooooooo much fun

If i were a musician i would be- wearing ear plugs cos i just aint no gd at music unless imlisterning to it

if i were a flower i would be-a cala lily..classy...stylish

If i were a drink i would be-tia maria n coke.....very sexy and no hang over

If I were famous I would be - me. I have to get the other book out, though.

If I were a utensil I would be - a spatular of sorts.

If I were a musician I would be - The Alabama3 (there's rather a lot of them, fantastic music - and I can't sing).

If I were a flower I would be - a purple orchid.

If I were a drink - Baileys on the rocks.

If I were famous I would be - Hermann Maier, the guy is such a legand

If I were a utensil I would be - that one that always jams the draw, annoying but somehow useful

If I were a musician I would be - fuck knows, cant sing or play an instrument

If I were a flower I would be - deadly nightshade

If I were a drink I would be - rum, coke and lime


If I were famous I would be - out of my comfort zone

If I were a utensil I would be - usless but pretty, like my pink heart print spatula

If I were a musician I would be - katy perry

If I were a flower I would be - a tu-daisy :)

If I were a drink - lambrini, cheap and bubbly :)