Well at least you will have a weapon handy if someone breaks in. You want to be careful if you sit down on the sky remote! What's the 10 incher for... to bite down on as you get near the end?
Go on son, you can do it! Hammer down, over the top, go high! (anything helping!)
Well my hand is soaking wet with all of this lube that I'm using!
I've taken the monster out of my ass so I get the pleasure of feeling it slide all the way inside me again....starting with the thick bulbous head which gives my asshole a nice painful wide stretch!
Come on you maggot, you call that an ass fuck!? What's wrong you want your teddy? You can't handle the truth! there is no Santa!!!! Give me two more inches soldier~!!!!