It has come to my attention that there are some folks on here who have never played Cluedo *cough* sexylittleminx and masterandslave *cough*. So in an attempt to de-Grinchify myself and have a bit of festive fun, whose up for a game?
First, we need a cast of characters, weapons and locations.
In the traditional game there are 7 suspects, men and women ; 6 weapons and 9 rooms - we can have a few more. But as this is the Orgasm Army , the characters, items and locations have to be of a saucy nature.
I'll start us off -
I'm Mrs. Drew Peacock, an writer of "romance" novels.
Well, Avrielle, my plan is that once we have about 8-10 characters/ weapons/ rooms, what I'll do is randomly pick one from each and put it in the virtual envelope (write it on a post-it and keep it by the 'puter). Then folks can start making their guesses/ accusations as they do in the game e.g. "I think it was Ms X, with the Y in room Z". That would happen until someone guesses correctly - it's up to the players to keep track of what gets eliminated but I will indicate if there has been any correct guesses.
I was alsotoying with the idea of just getting people to nominate themselves as characters, then picking 2 people, a toy and a romm e.g. "Avrielle_Aniko with KittyPurry with the VibraWhip in the stables" ?
Right, we have 6 of each - maybe a couple more and we can start a game?
And for other folks, you don't have to put in a suggestion to play later - this is just a list to get the game going. Once we have say, another 3 or 4, I'll re-post the whole list and make a selection.
Right, we have a good selection here - well done lasses (the fellas seem to have wimped out bigstyle).
OK, so the rules again - I'll pick one from each category. You then have to make your accusation e.g."Reverend Green in the Study with the Rope" but using our selections. What I will do is tell you how many you have correct i.e. 0,1, 2. Obviously we play til someone gets all 3. If it starts to go on a bit, I'll start eliminating clues by telling you what it's not - clear?
OK, one of the LoveHoney staff, a Miss Harley True (bearing no resemblance to anyone we know obviously) has been found brutally murdered with one of her own sex toys in the grounds of Masturbation Mansions. The body has been dumped in the Hall but she was clearly killed elsewhere. It is the job of the Orgasm Army to discover who, where and with what.
The Suspects are -
Mrs. Drew Peacock, a writer of "romance" novels
Miss Tess Tickle, Internationally renowned sex therapist
Miss Harriet Horseradish, Colonel Mustard's Mistress, bit on the side, younger model
Ruud Jestewers, a randy Dutch footballer
Miss Scarlet, Dominatrix (in training)
Ms. D, corsetiere to the rich, famouse and down right naughty; has own shop on corsetes, naughty underwear and sex toys
Frank N Furter, a mad scientist creating his latest plaything! He's just a sweet transvestite, from transexual Transylvania!
Ivana Lickanipple, Russian Gymnast
Master Bates, prison guard
The murder weapon was one of these -
3 Bangs For Your Butt Mega Dildo
Music Legs Fishnet Stockings with Backseam and Bows
Studded Leather Paddle
Bondage Boutique Luxury Leather and Rubber Ball Gag
6 Foot Leather Fetish Whip
The Jessica Rabbit 2.0 Vibrator
Killer Heels
Mantric Sysil Edge
Njoy Pure Wand Stainlesss Steel Dildo
The crime scenes are -
Sauna
Bedroom
Attic
Massage Parlour
Dungeon
Master Badroom
Laboratory
Back Entrance
Cellar
It's over to you - and remember you didn't have to come up with a suspect to play - everyone can join in.
And obviously, I have stuff to do - I'll pop back and check but I have a Xmas concert. I will post the answer later this evening if no-one gets it before. Enjoy
Looks like i missed the boat for this one... Don't know if I'm still allowed to guess? Miss tess tickle in the cellar with the njoy stainless steel wand x
