Iāve had experience of this, haha. Bought my first fantasy toy that must have been about 6.2 inches in girth or something. Initially it was āthe big oneā in my collection and by comparison nowadays Iād consider it a āsmall fryā 
Itās so important to take measurements into consideration before any purpose as you donāt want something too big or small. I tend to go by my previous purchases and going a tiny bit up/down on size to ensure I can use and enjoy the thing.
-Due to boredom and a rainy day. I hope you lot enjoy this mini story that popped into my head 
Being sacrificed to a dragon isnāt really how you planned to spend your afternoon, you think as you desperately try to unpick the knotted rope binding your hands to the immense slab of stone on which youāve been left spread out. How where you to know a little light thievery would be punished so harshly in these remote parts. Its not like your even a local, you just happened to be passing through. the priest wasnāt even using that book anyway. Much better for it to be in your bag than in the dusty old box you found it in. The fact that the box in question happened to be heavily locked and behind a hidden door you had only stumbled across by accident is completely beside the point.
The rope slips for the umpteenth time from your urgent fingers and you curse. This would be so much easier if you had your dagger. Unfortunately the rather displeased monks had the forethought to divest you of all and every weapon on your person. Even the folding blade usually secreted in your left boot.
You twist, trying to get a better angle. Working a knot with your hands stretched out above your head is so inconvenient. You feel it loosen the mearest tad and give an involuntary yelp of triumph.
The sharp sound of something snapping in the woods nearby cutts short any celebration, bringing you instantly to alert. You immediately still, barely breathing. Straining for any sound. Only then do you realise the forest has fallen eerily silent. The previous birds calls glaringly absent, as only the noise of your own harsh breathing greets your ears.
You shiver, Some unspoken instinct telling you what your senses fail to pick up. You are no longer alone. Throwing caution to wind you tug at the rope for all your worth, nails biting into the knots till they give by sheer force.
You wriggle, trying to work your wrists lose enough to slide them out. When a shadow falls across the slab, freezing you. āGoing so soon? What a pity. Its been so long since Ive been left an offering. especially such a tempting one as youā
You take a shuddering breath forcing words past frozen lips āare you going to eat me?ā
The chuckle comes back, deep and brassy āonly if you ask nicelyā
Surprise Cracks open your eyes to meet the pair of shockingly golden ones watching you with definite interest. That wasā¦not the answer you where expecting.
Iām starting to forget what fantasies have already been mentioned as I have so many. Forgive me if I repeat mine or someone elses.
Your monster brings you gifts to show affection. At first itās things like flowers, food, shiny stuff (and probably other random junk it doesnāt understand the the value of but thinks youāll like anyway). As you get more comfortable with one another, it starts to bring you more suggestive gifts like lingerie, cuffs, whips and toys because it wants to see you wear/use them. It would be rude not to, right? 
t.b.c ?
Humans love shiny stuff, we all know this 
@Melody1 it does in my head. Not sure how much i can write whilst staying within the rules so errād on the side of caution.
Stopping here has the advantage of it not being gendered though, so it means anyone can enjoy and embroider it to their hearts content in their imagination
Cool, good plan : I did enjoy
Thanks 
I thought it turned out pretty well too. trying to write one without gendered pronouns is harder than you would imagine though 
Love that you left it at, only if you ask nicely 
Iāll be continuing this in my imagination 
I figure my dragon would want to play with food before eating it 
some begging may or may not have been involved.
The ship returns to Earth orbit several decades after delivering the data from their experiments back to the home planet.
āFor this trip weāve transported a virus to splice the essential upgrades into the human genes" explains the senior mission chief.
āThe Chimpanzee branch is strong in this evolution. Took out so much of the good stuff.
We spotted early the Bonobo branch is way less warlikeā¦ they sort their conflicts out with sex, like any civilised species. These humans will soon sort things out down there, donāt worry!"
āWhatāre the other upgrades you mentioned?ā Asked the first officer.
āHeh, he! Weāve given them a few more sexual organs, and enhanced the existing ones. We felt really sorry for the poor creatures with this primitive designā
āTheyāve missed out on so much!ā The first officer muttered, looking shocked.
āGlad they live close so we can help them out!ā
My oh my, there are some BEAUTIFUL fantasy dildos out there, with great deals on flops 
Iām getting a bad case of the wants, which will inevitably lead me to buying a stupid amount 
I know, some of the plant and sea critter lookig ones are amazing
@Mint-Monster sensational pictures! The āmuch needed aftercareā really got meā¦ the love and rehabilitation needed would be reeeeaaalll. God Iād by a tear streaming, snivelling and shaking, ruined broken wreck after the devastating destruction of that f#ckable beastā¦ I want him now! 
@Green_Eyed_Girl @rosiedosie - I know, right? Some true works of art out there 
There should be a gallery for them, haha.
@Blonde_Bunny - Definitely! I had to crop the first picture because one of his tongues was getting busy down there A monster with many mouths, teeth and tongues? Oh, my! Iād be a right (satisfied) mess after that.
@Green_Eyed_Girl I was wondering how you managed to get the hot pink dragon dildo you have 
I know what brand itās from and itās name, but canāt seem to find a UK seller 
Did you manage to find one or did you have to get it shipped from the US
Ha ha! This made me think instantly of @Blonde_Bunny ās beautifully evocative words from 
The Review Writing Routine
āBuild yourself a forest of dicks on the wall and floor. Lie amongst them.
Become the forest."
I pictured a pristine white cube gallery filled with monster dicks, of course (ācos my brain loves taking me to strange places). Or even the ramp of New Yorkās Guggenheim . Iād definitely go see those installations!
Love these pics
too.
I totally adore the sensitive powerful beast, and would love to have more of what heās got going on, but this totally feeds my hot librarian/ bookworm kink too!
Didnāt even clock the extra mouths/ tongues first time!
Thereās lots going on hereā¦
Damn these Monster Fucker Fridayās are a treat! Thanks @Mint-Monster
Thatās a perfect handā btw.
Not wanky hand!
@rosiedosie No, its from the uk. Stupidly the colours have different names but if you put āuk (name of maker and model here) dildoā into google it should spit out at least 3 uk sites. Its a good spoof, wish lovehoney would sell it to be honest. Maybe is the werewolf one sells well they will consider expanding the fantasy selection
Oh those pics are fabulous. Whoās the artist?