Monster Lover Thread 😈

@rosiedosie No, its from the uk. Stupidly the colours have different names but if you put “uk (name of maker and model here) dildo” into google it should spit out at least 3 uk sites. Its a good spoof, wish lovehoney would sell it to be honest. Maybe is the werewolf one sells well they will consider expanding the fantasy selection

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Oh those pics are fabulous. Who’s the artist?

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Great, thanks :relaxed: Here’s to hoping :crossed_fingers: I know, so many I want but a bunch are from the US or Australia and I hate how complicated UK customs are (to the point where a lot of smaller companies simply won’t ship here) :sob:

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I know. There are 3 or 4 U.S companies i would consider ordering from, even with the hassle. But for the rest its just not worth it.
We have several really amazing makers in the uk though, and you can get some u.s. ones from here too if you look in the right online stores. theres also an amazing french one i love, they made the smaller green dildo i photographed (its only looks so small as the big green one is about the length of my thigh :laughing: )

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The werewolf toy’s a great start but my wife and I are hoping for toys that are a bit less phallic & have more extreme shapes & textures. We’re only just dipping our toes into this stuff, but already we’re getting lots of fun out of it.

The monster thing’s not as much of a turn-on for Mrs K as for me, but the fact that monster dildos look more like toys and less like a lifeless human body part, is definitely a massive bonus for us both. :+1:

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Agreed. More scales please :heart_eyes: . That dildo is also admittedly humungous.
Personally i think one of the niscest things about fantasy and non realistic stuff (regardless of whether your into the monster bit) is the veriety of shapes and textures you can get if you abandon the notion that a dildo has to look like a human penis. Gives you so many different sensation options that a classic dick just cant

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I’m really hoping this too. I felt I had a really weighty responsibility in reviewing the Lycan to help people find their filthy fantasy love :heart_eyes:

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Aw, thank you. I’m glad you enjoy them :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

@Green_Eyed_Girl - I believe the artist is lichelet?

@rosiedosie - I think I have the same dildo but in a different colour here? Black and red one. Some UK sellers will sell “dupes” of well known fantasy toy brands which are cheaper, but can still get the job done.

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If the American werewolf in London figure head was ever made I may well bend over :wink: Nah not really, but I absolutely love that impression.

Ohh thanks. Im rather fond of somanyfangs, their art is just amazing :heart_eyes: cant post any on here sadly. Pretty sure most of its too explicit.

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@Green_Eyed_Girl - Wow! It is amazing! Thank you. Saved a load of them to my wank bank folder :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

That’s one of the great things about being into monsters; you get to see some jaw dropping art! I have loads of pics I’d like to share on here but I don’t think they’d be allowed. Gotta make do with the tamer ones, hee hee.

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Yeah, their stuff is amazing and so romantic. One of my fave artists. Ran across them completely by random

We can always swap artist names. That is within the rules

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:smiling_imp: A monster that can turn invisible fondles and fucks you in front of a mirror. Every grope, grasp, bite and thrust comes as a welcome surprise to you (I bet that would be fun to watch).

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Hey guys, found one that might be up your street. Acsquidentally in love by k. L. Hiers.
Its M/M, has admittedly a rather Daft title, funny, good plot that Doesnt take itself too seriously but has nice twists. absolutely fabulous tentacle sex scenes!
Possibly some of the nicest ive found so far. Even has some big insertions if thats your thing.
Not long but worth a look.

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These pics are absolutely stunning, @Mint-Monster :heart_eyes:

Just sublime…

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In case you haven’t listened to s3e8 of the sexual happiness podcast :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes::+1:

We are actually playing with maybe us doing monster fantasy dildos at LH. We have one coming out quite soon. It’s a growing fantasy, and we need people to be able to have those sex toys.

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About time! Amazing news! :heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:

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Yay! Looking forward to some Lovehoney Leviathans :drooling_face:

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Sounds exciting :grinning: hope theyr good ones, theyve got some competition. It will be good to have some fantasy stuff on such a mainstream shop though, nice way for people to encounter it

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We’ve only just started our monster collection (for pics, see The Toy Box).

The monsters are fun for me on a number of levels, as I’ve talked a little about already on this thread, but it seems for Mrs K their ‘otherness’ and their ‘toyness’ is more important than their ‘monsterness’.

It’s really not just (perhaps a little niche?) fantasies about monsters that these toys fulfil for me and my wife. I’m sure we’re not alone.
It’s also about exploring stepping outside of a few of the normal boundaries. Exploring and embracing otherness. Exploring different textures, and shapes, and consistencies. We’re really hoping for more tongues and tentacles and hands and knotted and knarled things! More squishy toys and twisty textures too! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

Looking at Lovehoney’s dildos (and they’re really not alone on this), most of them are approximately penis shaped. Loads of them are flesh coloured. I don’t know if this is what most people are looking for, or whether it’s what people expect because that’s what’s been available in the past? Looking at our toy collection, we’ve realised we’ve never owned a flesh coloured dildo, or one that’s been cast from a hung porn star. They’re all toys, rather than replicas of a human body part.
Maybe we’re in a small minority, but I’d love for Lovehoney to cater more to the tastes of people like us. So I’m really excited to hear there are plans for this!

Bring on the Monsters! :raised_hands: :raised_hands: :raised_hands:

P.S.
I’ve listened back this week to an excellent interview, on Tina Horn’s amazing podcast ‘Why Are People Into That?!’, where guest Laura Westengard and Tina talk about Gothic Literature and it’s links to Queer culture and Kink. The ideas about monsters and otherness they explore together are really illuminating. Two cool ladies talking cool things.
I highly recommend it for Monster Lovers :star: :star: :star: :star: :star:

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