I definitely dont think your alone in not being into flesh coloured dildos. Its a pretty common comment on the forums to be honest. I personally am not a fan either to be honest, the matt pale pink seems so unnatural (i tend to prefer tans for mine if i have to pick something vaguely skin toned. It parses as less uncanny valley for me)
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@Knottydevil - Yes, agreed. My partner isnāt interested in monsters, but only likes seeing me play with the monster toys as other ones are āboringā. To be honest, even when I look at monster porn Iām usually disappointed if they have a human-looking peen or whatever. Haha. Give me something unusual and crazy! 
I remember when a family member said, āOnce youāve seen one winky, youāve seen 'em allā. Of course they can be different somewhat, but they have the same base design at the end of the day. Iām sure anything unusual is going to stick out in this forest of realistic dicks. Donāt have any fleshies myself, either.
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Those creatures look like they might be concealing Wolverine-like claws and giant tentacle tongues, @Melody1, Iād keep my distanceā¦
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This might have already been mentioned, but are there any monster themed fleshlights out there?
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Definitely, @Siamesecult. Penis sleeves too.
Lovehoney donāt currently stock them though. Perhaps we should head over to the Pander To Me Thread and put in some requests for masturbators, sleeves and dildos?
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@Melody1 - No worries! Any day can be a monster lovinā day (I know it is for me ).
@Knottydevil - Itās always the innocent looking ones that are worse. Evil made flesh and pure filth, haha!
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Some artisan makers do really cool monster strokers. I came across a french firm doing very cool troll masturbators a while ago. I think fleshlight have also made some, but im not sure if you can still get them. There was a blue alien one i think.
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Absolutely!
Those sound awesome!
Ah, your in america. The very very famous american fantasy dildo firm also do strokers. The french guys are worth a look though if you can dig them out of the internet. (Sorry, cant give names on here)
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Thank you so much! Iāll be doing some research now!
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More amazing pics, @Mint-Monster.
These feathery beasts are right up my street! 
The wings and feathers are sexy as! Love the hunter/prey fantasy. Combine it with flyingā¦. Phwooaar 
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Has anyone seen any Monster Musume? Itās an anime comedy with a japanese guy and half-humans on an interspecies exchange program, who move in to his flat and vie for his attention. It all looks properly silly (not full hentai, I think) but the Liama, harpy, mermaid and centaur characters made me think of this thread.
Only seen a couple of clips so far, but Iām interested if anyone would recommend it?
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One of our first dates was as red riding hood and wolf , and needless to say i did gobble her all up! We have then both been vampires and had a bleeding food time lol
This Halloween we will be naughty devilās, and I canāt wait!
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@Knottydevil - Thank you! I think itās cute the way they can fluff up their feathers, too. Like when they get flustered or something haha. Oh! What about those āromance dancesā birds do? I wonder what a monsterās version would be like? What would it do to try and impress me? 
I havenāt seen Monster Musume but Iāve noticed it around on monster fucker threads (usually the snake girl). Iām not really a fan of harem style anime so I havenāt really been bothered 
Looked a bit like Love Hina but with monster girls.
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Ooooh! Love the question, @Mint-Monster!
Did you mean like Birds of Paradise? Some of those little guys do pretty crazy looking dances! 
Or perhaps more of the puffed chests and peacocking strutting kind? A Paso Doble with massive wings and fluttering feathers?
Thanks for the tip on Monster Musume too. Iāve got limited knowledge about anime genres & sub-genres, so itās useful to get some pointers.
It looks like itās for a younger crowd.
I did wonder if it had any cool subtext or anything deeper going on.
I love the general idea of monster characterās mundane everyday struggles. Like Medusa having trouble getting the right shade of eyeshadow because she turns everyone to stone & canāt look on the mirror.
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@Knottydevil - Yes, exactly like the stuff birds of paradise do. I like the one that āmoonwalksā across the branch, haha. A peacock type of display would also be interesting or some type of head crest pops up when it likes what it sees.
I like this too! Or a gentle monster thatās big and scary-looking so itās lonely. Or one that withers plants when itās close to them and it desperately wants to pick some for a human love interest as it thinks thatās what we need for courtship 
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Have to admit, Iām a bit of a sucker for wings too. Gives hugging a whole new dimension 
Ive often wondered how the vampires who cant see their reflection manage with shaving and makeup and suchlike 
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