Or maybe ‘free to very naughty home’ sign?
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You lucky lady. lol sounds like a great time to be had xxx
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I love this 
Start a shop on Etsy and sell it. Or manyvids, then you can sell them used and dirty if you want too! People pay more for that 
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So, I had a spare hour this afternoon so I did a bit of Googling and adding up and the grand total for the entire box (based on RRPs) is… (drumroll)… £2925 
. Even if the toys were currently discounted on the site (which they aren’t), there is still way more there than the supposed £500 prize value.
I do feel like they’ve either accidentally sent me their entire stock by accident 
or they’ve used the competition to get rid of a load of stuff they don’t need any longer. I’m not complaining but whoever made up the package must surely have been aware that no one individual needs 30+ cockrings, 15 ballslings and a partridge in a pear tree! They could have had at least 10 winners with all the stuff they’ve sent me. It does all seem quite surreal.
Anyway, my husband cherry picked a few bits after I did my stocktake, so that’s our lifetime quota of cockrings well and truly filled. Now to offload the rest!
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Far be it from me to cast any dispersion, but if your husband can’t put 30+ cock rings to good use, are you sure he measures up to your requirements?
Remember the trusty old saying:
Less than 40?
Not very naughty!
@DreamsOfChi …
Do you know a local Del boy, who could shift them down the market …luuuvly juuubbly.
" Here darlin…your old man will luv this…tell you what buy 2 and ill throw in an uver one free , cant say fairer than thaat. "
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What are you doing with them that necessitates using new ones so often?! 
So long as the silicone doesn’t perish, they’re going to last a fair while so can be used multiple times - reduce, reuse, recycle. Aside from all that, I have nowhere to keep the ruddy things!
I was thinking more use all at the same time ( Perhaps should be ‘Less that forty, he’s a shorty!’)
How many of these could you wear at once?
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Not me but OH might manage 1/2 if he’s lucky