My Reviews

[Mint-Monster]

by @Mint-Monster , 18/05/2018
Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo 7 Inch

Black Beauty

First off, this is a beautiful toy. It looks like an ornament that should be proudly displayed on my mantle piece instead of hidden away in my drawer. It comes with its own bag which is handy as I don’t have to go out of my way to get one for it.

As this item is all glass, it is very rigid and heavy. It’s really sturdy and I don’t think I’ll worry about it ever breaking. It’s also easy to keep clean and can even be used to experiment with temperature play. However, the smooth glass can sometimes be difficult to hold onto during wet and wild sessions.

This is the first “textured” toy I’ve had and I loved it within the first few minutes of using it. The beads feel amazing going in and out of my vagina. I like to put my free hand on my opening so I can feel them working their magic. The curved tip hits your G-spot with ease and the toy has satisfying length and girth. However, if you want even more girth you can just turn the toy around and use the thick end. I really like this double feature. I also recommend putting down a few towels before use if you can squirt.

I think the added weight of this toy definitely puts some “umph” in the thrusts which my other lighter dildos just don’t have. It’s a little hard to explain but it can be easily felt.

However, I’d say take care with using this toy too vigorously. The rigidness and weight is great and sure enough it’s not going break but your body is not as durable. There can be some discomfort if I change position or move a certain way. This is why I like to go slow and steady with this toy; only speeding things up when I’m completely comfortable with using it.

Overall Rating: 5/5

Pros: Good length and girth. Beads give a great sensation. Beautiful to look at.

Cons: Can be difficult to hold on to when wet.

Bottom Line: A fantastic and beautiful toy.

[Mint-Monster]

by @Mint-Monster , 18/05/2018
Lovehoney Power Play 7 Function G-Spot Vibrator

My First Lovehoney Toy

This is the first Lovehoney product I ever purchased and I wasn’t disappointed. Even though my toy collection has increased since then, this still remains one of my firm favourites.

I was a little sceptical when I first took it out of the box as it doesn’t have much girth and is very rigid. But those worries were quickly extinguished after my first use. I found that the tip of the toy is perfect for external use and foreplay. The unusual shape gives me pinpoint control and it is even able to stimulate my opening and clitoris simultaneously when contoured against my pubic bone.

The vibrations are quite intense and even come in a few different patterns which are fun to experiment with. It’s not too loud, either.

Once inserted, it effortlessly hits your G-spot and feels amazing. On my first use, I squirted (which was an ability I didn’t know I had until I used this toy). My bed was soaked but I was happy. I always put down two towels before using it now. Good thing the toy itself is easy to clean.

Even when fully inserted, the swan-neck shape of the toy enables the handle to continually stimulate the clitoris and external area. This is one of the few toys I can climax externally and internally with and is the main reason I love it. (Not at the same time, mind you. That would destroy me.)

The slim-line shape fits comfortably into my vagina, but sometimes the rigidness and shape of this toy can cause some discomfort if I try to move a certain way or change position. This is only a small nitpick, though. It’s a small learning curve of how this toy is best used.

Because of its position on the handle, the button can sometimes be accidentally pressed all too easily in the heat of the moment. This can throw you off your rhythm and then you have to cycle through the settings until you get to your favourite one again.

Overall Rating: 4.5/5 (original score before site update)

Pros: The shape enables it to do more than your average vibrator.

Cons: The button can easily be accidentally pressed in the heat of the moment.

Bottom Line: A great toy for internal and external stimulation.

[honour]

by @honour, 10/29/21
Liberator Regular Fascinator Moisture-Proof Throw

Serious Squirter

Review by honour on 29 Oct 2021

Allow me to begin by saying- if you’re a serious squirter, this throw is a must-have!

Now, my partner and I are both serious squirters and there’s nothing worse than having to change the bedding after a mutiorgasmic sex sesh that lasted 5+hrs, when you can barely stand! So because ima helper like that, I took it upon myself to invest in this Liberator Fascinator Throw- and we were not disappointed!

It comes in 2 sizes and various colors. When I made my purchase I chose the larger, in merlot with black trim- (to match our blindfold, of course!) This throw is simply delightful with one side made of a satin material and the other a more plush velvet, each equally as pleasing to the touch. We have put it to the ultimate test and this is what we learned:

If you tend to get cold, like my girl, you may opt to lie on the plush velvet side which offers a bit of warmth- initially. In contrast, if you’re more like myself and tend to lean more towards coolness upon your skin- you’ll likely opt for the satin side. THIS is the side you will want against your skin (welcomes!) We found that with the plush side up we ended up laying in a puddle- zero absorbency- vs using it satin side up, which seemed to wick the moisture and was highly absorbent.

All that’s left is carrying it to the washer on your way to the kitchen to feed and water yourself before collapsing in a dry warm bed! Voila!!!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Material and absorbency

Cons: Velvet side offers no absorbency

Bottom Line: Aesthetically pleasing, highly absorbent you’ll get so much use out of you’ll want another!

[honour]

by @honour, 10/29/21
Liberator Sex Position Wedge

!!LIBERATED BY THE LIBERATOR!!

Review by honour on 29 Oct 2021

Are you that woman who has secretly locked yourself in the bathroom, positioned yourself on the floor and planted your feet high- here and there- in order to get the perfect angle to f**k yourself in a frenzy? It was the angle you needed, riiiight??

Or are you that one who loves to bury your face between your partner’s thighs and would do so for hours on end- if only your neck would comply?

Perhaps you’re the one who can’t quite hit your partner’s g-spot, with only your fingers, while your tongue tittilates her clit?

If any of these scenarios resonates with you then please, do everyone a solid and make this purchase!!!

You will find - not only is this high density wedge durable, it’s microfiber cover lush against bare skin, it’s 27degree angled pedestal which offers better access and lift for prolonged oral sex, deeper penetration and g-spot stimulation for maximum satisfaction - extremely liberating for ALL the debauchery!!!

Your investment will last years and honestly, could potentially save your relationship. The options are limitless and you won’t be disappointed!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Everything

Cons: Nothing

Bottom Line: Best Purchase!

[honour]

by @honour, 10/29/21
njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo

Njoy Pure Bliss

Review by honour on 29 Oct 2021

Allow me to paint you a picture-

Liberator throw on the bed with the Liberator wedge atop it - Thee most beautiful woman in the world splayed before you blindfolded with wrists and ankles bound, ball gag in place between her lips, a warmed steel wand in one hand as the larger bulbous end strokes her g-spot while in the other hand you hold the womanizer over her clit - you whisper… cum for me Beloved…

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Everything

Cons: Not a thing

Bottom Line: Do-over

[honour]

by @honour, 10/29/21
We-Vibe Tango X Lipstick Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator Blue

Tango for One

Review by honour on 29 Oct 2021

The Tango X was packaged simply and eloquently upon arrival and included:

• We-Vibe Tango X mini bullet vibrator
• Magnetic USB charging cable
• Lubricant sample from pjur
• Quick start guide
• Safety instructions
• White Satin storage pouch

The narrow tappered tip is made in hard ABS thermoplastic much like the first generation; however, the handle of the Tango X is of Silicone material for a better grip, a feature that wasn’t offered with the first generation Tango. It has a 3 button interface with 7 vibration levels and 8 adjustable speeds for a plethora of variations. The product insert states that it takes approximately 90min to charge completely and will last 2+hrs (yet arrived fully charged, yay me!) Additionally, it is also equipped with a travel lock and a 2year manufacturer warranty.

This petite, pocket-sized, powerful vibrator is designed for precise external stimulation. I ordered mine in the Midnight Blue, truly a demure sexy tone. I was somewhat surprised when I powered it on as the intensity and pulsation settings were quite powerful. If you tend to get numb with direct clitoral stimulation, I would recommend starting on the lower setting and working your way up as it does pack a punch! In addition to the multispeed/multivariations it is also waterproof and can be safely submerged.

With it’s sleek lipstick shape design, I confidently carry it with me to enhance my somewhat mundane workdays, or to even steal a quiet solo lunch in my car.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Size and adaptability for use with other toys that have holes easily turning a dildo into a vibrator

Cons: The overall power of this X model is comparable to the first generation

Bottom Line: Sleek, quiet and powerful vibrator that you can take anywhere

[honour]

by @honour, 10/29/21
Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System

Freedom in Bondage

Review by honour on 29 Oct 2021

While I’m not a newbie to the BDSM scene ('96) it isn’t feasible to have a St. Andrew’s cross or hard points installed into our home currently, yet we did want an alternative so we recently purchased this restraint set. It was delivered in discreet packaging. The nylon straps are strong and could be easily positioned under our mattress with minimal effort. The (4) wrist and ankle cuffs are slightly padded with velcro closure and are not at all uncomfortable. With a smidge of creativity, this system can be used outdoors as well as indoors and doesn’t necessarily need to be used with a mattress. I’ve always found freedom in 4point and this set offers that.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Versatile and compact; simple alternative

Cons: The price is a little steep for the quality

Bottom Line: It works for what it is

[honour]

by @honour, 10/29/21
Sliquid Swirl Green Apple Flavored Lubricant 4.2 fl oz

Sensitive Bits

Review by honour on 29 Oct 2021

As a queer woman who takes pride in her bits it should come by no surprise that my go-to for lube is Sliquid. This water based, water soluble lubricant IS formulated for sensitive women, IS 100% vegan friendly and IS free from parabens, sulphates, DEA, PEG, gluten, glycerine, glycerol, propylene glycol and sorbitol- not to mention, latex friendly! The swirl line has a subtle flavoring that isn’t too sweet nor is it sticky. The bottles come in 2 sizes, it’s cheaper than other vegan brands and a little bit goes a long way. Swirl will have you and your partner swooning, slithering and squealing the night away!!!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: No harmful or carcinogenic ingredients; subtle flavor line; ease of use in disc top squeeze bottle

Cons: No cons

Bottom Line: Ethically responsible product line formulated for sensitive women who care about their bits.

[honour]

by @honour, 11/06/21
We-Vibe Chorus App and Remote Controlled Couple’s Vibrator

Luxurious and discreet

We purchased the gorgeous powder blue We-Vibe Chorus. This vibe came in a sturdy peach and blue box accented in gold foil. Inside the box the We-Vibe Chorus was packaged behind a plastic window. Along with the vibrator you get the squeeze remote, docking/charging case, a USB cord, sample of We-Vibe lube and instruction manual.

The Chorus and Squeeze Remote dock within the white case/cover and is fully charged within 2hrs by connecting the USB cord to a small port on the outside of the case, then into a USB wall outlet or computer.

This C-shaped vibe has a silky matte finish that is smooth to the touch and was designed for piv sex. It’s two arms have adjustable joints for a customized fit. The shorter arm is inserted into the vagina and rests upon the G-Spot whilst the longer arm wraps around resting on the clitoris. Both arms are textured at the tip and vibrate, enhancing the pleasure for both partners.

The Squeeze Remote is also made of a Silicone material yet unlike the Chorus, the Remote is not waterproof. Cleaning is easy just remember to not submerge the remote.

The Chorus has an impressive amount of customization and packed with a ton of features. It offers an enhanced, intense sexual experience for both you and your partner.

The various settings can be toggled through by the remote, the buttons on the outer arm or through the app on any smartphone. The manual will walk you through all these variations.

We wanted a remote toy that can easily be used in any public setting as well as a feature in which it can be controlled from a distance. Our We-Vibe Chorus was everything we were looking for and more!

[honour]

by @honour, 11/06/21
Tracey Cox Supersex Kegel Toner Set

Shifts a bit…

I purchased these Ben wa balls solely for pleasure as all 3 of my children were cesarean and my canal is narrow. I have practiced Kegel Toning since my teen years and the feedback from partners includes not only how “tight” I am but how much they enjoy the way I grip and release. These Ben wa balls have been the only set I’ve purchased. The silky softness makes insertion easy and pleasurable with a small amount of lube. What I love about these the most, aside from the single or double option, is the way the weighted balls move inside of me. When I wear them I’m very attuned to the sensations either during a workout, walking or simply sitting. These were a key piece to a ritual my Dominant had me perform on a consistent basis as They would instruct me to stuff my pussy with Their balls. Wearing them keeps me aroused and eager for what’s to follow. Removal can be a little tricky at first but it only requires a gentle tug. Also, don’t be alarmed if one of the balls comes loose of the Silicone holder- it’s kinda fun to go fishing on the occasion!

[honour]

by @honour, 11/06/21
Magic Wand Original Extra Powerful Plug-In Vibrator

The Ultimate Maker of the Magic!

This wand has been in my toy bag for about 5yrs now and is my go-to when I want to have multiple clitoral orgasms. It is extremely powerful even on the lowest of the 2 settings. It is quite loud so be warned- no discretionary play with this one. It also tends to get hot fast yet doesn’t affect the powerful vibrations it offers. I can orgasm within the first minute or two of use then I prefer to edge myself for the next 2 orgasms- fun fact about me, I tend to squirt after my 3rd clitoral orgasm and this wand never disappoints. Bring on 110volts of bliss as no batteries are required!

[HappytoBeHere]

by @HappytoBeHere, 10/01/21
Liberator Sex Position Wedge Ramp Combo

Great for the fun! Just not worth the price.

Quality: The material is silky smooth and the pillow itself is very firm and comfortable for any and many positions. I really enjoyed the use of memory foam for this as it has the correct balance of firm, but not hard. The microfiber case itself is easy to take off and clean for the next round!

Pleasure: The angle it sets you up at is perfect, just about every time. Almost too good, if you know what I am saying!

Value: The price tag is high. Did I buy it anyways? Absolutely. Did it perform as per spec and packaging? Yup. Am I upset with my purchase? Absolutely not. Did my wallet have a dent afterwards? Yes. The Liberator would be great if it were priced about 25% lower, but it is one of the only ones truly like this on the market, so they can afford to leave it priced exactly where it is. I ended up ordering the combo and ultimately you will still have a great time with only the wedge, so if you are on a budget I would stick with the wedge.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: High quality, easy to clean, hard to get wrong

Cons: Pricing is a tad high.

Bottom Line: Even with the high pricing, I would recommend. If budget is a big concern, start off with the wedge!

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[PKH]

by @PKH, 12 Nov 2021
Mantric Bunny Ears Wand Attachment

Worth adding on to a Mantric wand purchase!

I wasn’t going to review this because it looks like it’s going to be discontinued, but since it’s still on sale in the outlet (several months after I bought it from the outlet) and hasn’t switched to the “low stock” message, I thought I’d throw in my two cents in case anyone is on the fence about it before they sell out.

It’s worth buying since it’s so cheap if you already have or are getting the Mantric Rechargeable Wand Vibrator (don’t buy this attachment to use on a different wand vibrator because it probably won’t fit as it’s made for the Mantric wand). This attachment is really small, so it doesn’t take up much space to store. It slips snugly onto the wand and stays on securely while in use, then when you’re done, it slips off easily (and is easy to clean). The silicone is very soft, and the ears are firm, but still pretty bendy. The vibrations are good all the way to the tip of the ears. I don’t typically need a ton of lube on it, but when I do use a lot of lube, it’s still easy to remove the attachment from the wand after play, and since the wand is waterproof, you don’t have to worry about damage to the wand (or trouble cleaning) if any fluids spill from the attachment onto the wand.

This attachment has been really handy when having sex in certain positions where there isn’t much room to hold a bullet or clitoral vibrator in place since the wand can be held from further out, and the thin ears can poke on into whatever little space there is. My husband and I both use it. I like to run an ear on each side of my clit or press the bunny’s forehead on my clit, and run the ears into my vagina. I’ve also been using the bunny ears on my nipples. My husband likes to run the ears on the underside of his penis and on / under his balls. Glad we bought it when we bought the wand, and we’ve been making good use of it.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Cheap. Small. Firm, yet bendy. Carries the vibrations. Fits into tight spaces.

Cons: None come to mind!

Bottom Line: Glad I bought it and would recommend it : )

[PKH]

by @PKH, 19 Nov 2021
Mantric Rechargeable Wand Vibrator

Lightweight wand, easy to hold and handle!

I ordered this wand when it went on sale for 50% off as the Deal of the Day. I thought I might regret ordering it because it was definitely an impulse purchase, and I had just recently bought the Lovehoney Extra Powerful Multispeed Plug In Massage Wand Vibrator. After using both wands, I definitely don’t regret buying the second wand. Each wand is different and has its own strong points!

When the wand arrived, I was surprised how small it was. It’s lightweight, and the head of the wand is small. The silicone is smooth and soft (not just the head, all the way down the handle). The buttons are very easy to press, and you can feel and hear a good click. When I went to charge it up the first time, I had to look back at the pictures on the product page on the shopping site to figure out where the hole was to plug in the charger because it was my first time using a rechargeable toy with self-healing silicone over the charging hole. After charging, the silicone really did close up over the hole. I kept the instructions for the color coded settings, but since they’re always tucked away with the charging cord, I can’t ever remember which color is what pattern while using the wand, so I usually stick to the straight vibrations. The seven patterns are vibrations, slow pulse, medium pulse, fast pulse, twin pulse, short wave, and long wave (and there’s also a standby mode).

The wand is pretty quiet until I press it hard into my clit (or when it’s hitting my pelvic bone), then it’s a little noisier. I use it on my husband sometimes during blow jobs, and he also likes the vibrations. For being small, it still gives off powerful vibrations. The vibrations don’t carry down the handle to my hand like some of my other vibrating toys, and I haven’t noticed it heating up at all while in use. I really like the ergonomic curved shape of the handle. It doesn’t hurt my wrists at all when using it. Since it’s waterproof, I don’t have to worry about it getting damaged when being messy using it or when cleaning it, which is great because I use this wand a lot when on my period. It’s easy to clean because there aren’t any small hard to reach cracks or gaps. It doesn’t come with a storage bag, but I had an extra cloth bag that it fits into. It came in a nice little box, but I don’t like to store my toys in their boxes because they take up too much space (great packaging for gifting though). I also bought the Mantric Bunny Ears Wand Attachment and really like it. I wish there were more attachments available to use with the wand.

This would be a great first wand if you’re not sure if you’ll like a wand vibrator (especially if you can catch it when it goes on Deal of the Day). Even if you already own a wand, this is a good second wand for taking places with you as it has a travel lock and is small, rechargeable, and easy to clean. Love it and highly recommend it : )

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Small and lightweight. Easy to hold with the curved handle. Strong vibes.

Cons: No complaints, just wish it came with a storage bag.

Bottom Line: Great powerful (but lightweight) wand!

[Ace12345]

by @Ace12345 , 07/10/21
Fifty Shades of Grey Sensation Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator

Fifty Shades of Grey Sensation Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator

A bit style over substance

Admin 1st, i received this product in exchange for an honest review. As usual the packaging was discrete and secure.
However i will say i’m not keen on the actual bag that came with the toy for storage, it feels plasticy and to me it that makes it seem cheap (i much prefer the faux-leather or satin bags, they tend to add a sense of greater style to the toys).

The shaping is fairly standard (with the head allowing for a reasonable degree of precision), although the angling of the button does limit how many ways you can comfortably hold it and control the sensation. On a related note with potential issues due to the button, there is quite a lot of risk with accidentally turning the toy on, as there’s no lock function and the toy only requires a slight press to activate. The striping also adds an interesting point to the design but doesn’t particularly add to the sensation once the toy is on (so doesn’t really add much besides aesthetics).

It’s a little loud, especially at lower power levels, and is vaguely buzzy (not intolerably but still more than i’d prefer), with it getting worse at higher power levels. Similarly, the vibrations are a bit weak for me (not the weakest bullet i’ve tried but a lot weaker than i usually like) though since there are 5 power levels it’s reasonable and still let’s me finish off ok.

There are a good range of patterns at least, including several which drop and rise without completely cutting out - which is always an annoyance for me. There were about 4 i quite liked including the 3rd and 4th pattern, though there were also some that really didn’t work for me personally as they were very short and sharp.

Overall it’s not a bad bullet but definitely not the best i’ve tried. It would work better during a longer play session than it does in isolation. There are a few pointless/slightly annoying features but it does the job relatively well

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Pros: I liked that there were 5 power levels and the range of patterns

Cons: Bag, button angle, noisy and a bit buzzy

Bottom Line: Not the best but also not the worst, would work better in conjunction with other toys

[Green_Eyed_Girl]

by @Green_Eyed_Girl , Date of Review
Lovehoney Plus Size Dark Orchid Navy Satin and Lace Chemise

With classic flair

If you have issues finding lingere that fits your bust size, this may be a good option as it is ridiculously adjustable on top and Coupled With The backless design very spacious in the bust. As a B-cup, the halterneck strap had to be shortened all the way up on both sides so it would cover my nipples and Even then There was a serious amount of cleavage on display.

The neck strap is soft and very comfortable, i also thought the cowl neck front looked very pretty and gave the piece a nice stylish twist. Overall the whole pice is very classy and just the most gorgeous dark blue and has a great shine to it. its soft, silky and contrasts with the darker lace beautifully.

The lace is so soft you barely know its there, and is split up the sides, which reduces any danger of pulling it accidentally.
the back of the chemise is just gorgeously cut and drapes beautifully in the small of the back, so if you want to show off some skin, but keep your stomach covered, this is a great option.

Though the fabric does have some stretch to it, I did find the piece a tad snug on the hips. This may be an intentional choice design wise, but did surprise me as I’m an 18/20 on the bottom and Personally i would have preferred it a slightly looser fit. The chemise was also shorter than i was expecting, but i did like the length and it covered my bum flatteringly.

Overall i thought it was very pretty, but not the best fit for me personally. But if you have a slightly larger bust size than me i think this piece will look amazing on.

(My photos here)

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Stunning colour and deign, easy to slip on, very adjustable

Cons: A Bit Clingy around hips, was a almost too low ontop for my B cup

Bottom Line: Stunning classic piece that will flatter many people, very adjustable in the bust

[HappytoBeHere]

by @HappytoBeHere, 10/12/21
Lovehoney Criss-Cross Crotchless Panties

Luxe LACEY!!

Design: This panty is lacey all over; lacey in the front, lacey in the back, very chique. I purchased the black pair and you can subtly see skin all over which makes for a sexy look and feel. I love the open ribbon window in the back, which leaves you (well I guess me) wanting more. The crotchless design allows for complete access and play for solo and with partners wherever/whenever! My SO is usually a Small in American clothes, so the fit for the S/M a little bit on the big side.

Quality: The lace and panty design are well manufactured. A very soft material was used, which make you want to use these more and more! Highly recommended to hand wash these panties or place them on a delicate cycle.

Pleasure: 5 stars for pleasure here. This crotchless panty is more of an open design which allows for all sorts of play. There is not overlap, so it provides easy access for a quick getaway at the next wedding you attend! They definitely spice things up!

Value: I purchased these on 3 for 2 deal and these are more than worth the value. For a little spice up in the bedroom and a bit of public play, these are great!

Overall, this recieves a Happytobehere 5 stars.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Well made lace all over, fun and spices things up!

Cons: Runs slightly large

Bottom Line: Great buy!

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[HappytoBeHere]

by @HappytoBeHere, 10/14/21
Lovehoney Treasure Chest Fishnet Crotchless Bodystocking

Treasure Trove: Bodystocktacular!

The biggest disadvantage with most lingerie is that it comes off as quickly (if not quicker) than it is put on. That is not the case with this Treasure Chest (and for positive reasons!)

Design: The fishnet bottom is extremely sexy, with a different take on standard stockings. The net hugs the body well and follows the body contours snuggly, but not too tightly. The top is lovely with its translucent look and the optionality to have it up or down which makes for great play! Also, the neck tie is easy for adjusting for size. The crotchless feature was great for the entire session and would have no issue for some personal time or with a partner. A small (4-12) fit well on a 5’1’ 34B figure.

Quality: The fishnet base and the lacey top are well made. When it comes to stockings, the biggest issue seems to be not a matter of if the stocking will tear, but when. This treasure does not seem to fall under the same category. The fishnet is pretty strong and the top part would have no issues with a few uses.

Pleasure: 5 stars for pleasure here. This crotchless is more of an open design which allows for all sorts of play! The high quality of the material was very nice to the touch, making you want more.

Value: I purchased this on a buy one get one half off deal. Honestly, I would buy this for full price because it was so great!

For me, this receives a Happytobehere 5 stars.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Luxe fabric, sexy fit

Cons: Nothing

Bottom Line: Great for any body size, highly recommend!

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[HappytoBeHere]

by @HappytoBeHere, 10/14/21
Lovehoney Ignite 20 Function Finger Vibrator

Finger Lickin’ Awesome!

This finger vibe of one of our go to tools in the tool chest (you know, the one that is hidden in your closet somewhere!) The quality of the silicone is great, feels nice to the touch and is easily cleaned. The button control is fairly simple and easy to figure out how to control settings (just push to play). The size and ergonomics of this vibe and how it subtly extends the finger makes it very easy to use in any position or solo play. The battery life is actually quite good with this toy. The only issue is when you forget to charge it cause the battery usually lasts so long!!! Pricing is well positioned for the value and enjoyment. Overall, this recieves a Happytobehere 5 stars.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Ergonomics, nice to touch and easy to clean

Cons: None!

Bottom Line: This is a must have, hands (or fingers) down.

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[LRLRL]

by @LRLRL, 11/19/21
ROMP Beat Rechargeable Textured Classic Vibrator

Surprising power in a cute little package!

My wife and I were sent the ROMP Beat Rechargeable Textured Classic Vibrator to try out in exchange for our honest review of this toy.

First off, Lovehoney shipping was discreet as always arriving in an unmarked box with an unassuming return address.

Within the shipping box was the packaged toy. ROMP’s packing is bright and fun, definitely going for a flirty sort of energy. Included in the box is a USB charging cable, instruction pamphlet in multiple languages, a customer feedback card, and a sheet of humorous phallic stickers (cactus with each lobe is a penis, winged phalli, “good vibes only”). The vibrator’s box was sealed with a safety sticker.

First impression of the toy is how pleasant the silicone material is. Out of the box it was soft and pleasant to touch with no odor at all, just what you’d expect from a toy twice the price. The yellow portion at the bottom with the power button underneath appears to also be silicone and is soft to touch as well, despite looking like it might be hard plastic in the photos (it’s not). The yellow is not exactly to my taste, but the magenta/fuchsia is a lovely color, and all the silicone is just luxurious to touch.

I powered it up and was impressed with the low rumble it gave straight out of the box. It’s relatively quiet - not silent, but not obnoxious, especially with consideration to how powerful it actually is. It’s a one button design, and pressing it repeatedly cycles through the 6 increasing intensities and then 4 patterns (two ramp patterns, and two intermittent or stutter patterns - I honestly couldn’t tell a difference between the two ramp modes, but the stutter modes were different patterns). Right off the bat I loved that there were more than 3 speeds before going to patterns, one of my pet peeves in toys these days - I’d be happy with just 10 speeds and no patterns, but the ramp modes go almost to “off” before ramping back up again, so that’s new and different). I plugged the toy in to get a full charge and set it aside to show the wife later that night.

We pulled the ROMP Beat out to try that night and get my wife’s opinion from a vulva-owner’s perspective. Powering it on, I was impressed again that the lowest setting was even more powerful with the full charge. The first 4 speeds are definitely a deep and more rumbly sort of vibration, and do move into more buzzy territory for 5 and 6. There are a couple spots along the way that you might not notice the change in speed if you’re not paying close attention. She commented that it was pretty intense even for holding, due to its small design - when it rumbles, the whole thing rumbles - there’s no portion of handle for the vibration to diffuse to. Once she put it to use, it was less of a concern with her body’s resistance in play, but it was still noticeable.

While the diamond-patterned texture over the surface is a lovely aesthetic touch, she found the larger rounded ribs along the shaft to be very pleasant in motion for clitoral stimulation. Regarding internal play it’s not very long, and with the power button on the end there’s not a lot to hold onto for much depth of penetration without risk of unwanted cycling through the settings (though you have to give a pretty intentional push to change it). This vibe may be a great choice for someone’s first exploration into penetrative toys due to its very approachable size, but if you’re used to deep, wide, or active penetration this is not where the ROMP Beat shines.

This vibe is small enough to use during penetrative sex with a partner as well. We found it fit between us just fine for easy use, and the strong vibrations were an added bonus for me, the penis-owning partner.

Only complaints were as noted: numbed hand if you’re not ready for that grip, and the patterns aren’t our cup of tea. May not fill much of a void (no pun intended) if you have a large toy collection already.

All in all, very impressed with this little friend from ROMP, delivering well above its paygrade.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Luxurious silicone, great texture and ribbing, very strong vibrations, nice variety of speeds.

Cons: Can be a little hand-numbing at first, not much to work with for penetrative play.

Bottom Line: Powerful & non-intimidating. Could be great first vibe or powerful oversized bullet-type toy.