My Reviews

by @Bearjamin, 20/02/19
Coquette Darque Wet Look Hold-Ups with Lace Tops

Massive fan of these!

Bought these for the wife (for me, really!) for Valentine's Day, and DAYUM these are hot!Never seen her in wet look before, but now I'm a huge fan!

I was worried at first if they would be uncomfortable for her, thinking that it would be like vinal and be all sweaty to wear. But the material is fabric like and very stretchy and surprisingly breathable.

The lace detail at the top is very classy and the inner side is grippy so as not to fall down. She was very pleased with the look and with knowing how sexy I found her wearing them!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Wet look. Breathable.

Cons: N/A

Bottom Line: Amazingly sexy!

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by @PKH, 3 Nov 2021
Lovehoney Love Me Lace Crotchless Brazilian Panties Black

Great open panties for penetrative sex!

I wear size 2-4 US, with a 27” waist and 35” hips, and I bought the small (2-4). The fit is perfect. I absolutely love the look and feel of the lace. It frames up my cheeks really nicely. I really am a sucker for black lace (and fortunately, so is my husband). The front is very simple with the little bows and soft black mesh material.

They’re crotchless, but when I ordered them, I couldn’t tell how big the opening would be from the pictures on the site. I like how far up the back the opening goes (up to the first little bow on the back), but I wish the front of the opening started up higher. The front of the opening starts between my clit the opening to my vagina, so my clit is covered. When ordering, I wasn’t sure if the back came open more where the the lower bow is (like if it came untied or had a snap underneath it), but it doesn’t, they’re just decorative bows stitched shut. I am happy with how big it opens up though, it’s not just a thin slit. I didn’t actually realize how much it opened wearing it the first couple times on my own, until I wore it for my husband, and he spread me open and was able to pull the opening even wider from the back. It’s perfect to wear during piv or anal sex. It isn’t the best for oral since half the vulva is still covered.

I usually need clitoral stimulation to reach orgasm, so it’s a little annoying that I can’t hold a clit vibe directly on my clit. I can hold it through the mesh front, but then the panties get extra dirty. They’re easy to wash by hand, but it’s just a bit annoying to have to wash them every time I wear them (usually with my other panties and lingerie, I can get away with some spot cleaning without a needing full wash each time), but since I know I’m going to end up washing them every time, my husband is happy to get the lace in the back dirtier than I’d normally let him : )

I’d like these even more if the opening started a little higher up the front, but I do already love these panties as is!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Sexy black lace. Good access to vagina and butt.

Cons: Front opening is low, so access to clit is limited.

Bottom Line: Opens wide for penetrative sex.


For some reason, the Design/Fit/Quality/Sexiness/Value and Pros/Cons/Overall boxes are not showing with my review on the shopping site :thinking:

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by @PKH’s OH, 2 Nov 2021
Fleshlight Go Torque Male Masturbator

My second Fleshlight, and I love it!

My first impression when I took the Go Torque out of the box was that it seemed very sturdy and was a bit wider than I was expecting. This is my second Fleshlight (I also have the Fleshlight Quickshot), and I wanted to try a Fleshlight that was both tighter and would fit my whole length inside. The first time using it, I was surprised how tight it was. Compared to the Quickshot (which I still really enjoy using), the hole and canal on the Go Torque are a lot tighter and need quite a bit more lube (which makes sense since it’s a longer canal). It’s pretty noisy when pumping at full speed (as expected), but I think the Quickshot might actually be louder since it’s open on both sides. The thing that surprised me most was how good the textured sleeve felt. I saw the picture of the canal’s texture on the LH site before ordering, and when holding it, you can clearly see the texture through it from the outside, but I was surprised how good it felt - the different spirals, shapes and grooves with some real tight spots. When I press my penis in, the sleeve expands around it, so the textures feel super intense the whole time I’m using it, right up to climax. I love that the plastic casing and sleeve are clear. It’s extra arousing being able to watch myself going in and out and while I’m cumming. Cumming inside it is also a lot of fun. Compared to the open ended Quickshot, it’s so nice to be able to use the Go Torque through climax anywhere in the house without worrying about spilling cum anywhere.

The sleeve material is really squishy and soft. Around the entrance hole, the soft material is wide and thick (3 inches wide and 1 inch thick), so it creates a thick and soft padding for hitting up against when I go all the way in, but when not in use, I don’t have to worry about the soft material getting damaged since the cap fits over it just fine without snagging or catching. The smaller screw on cap on the other end was difficult to unscrew the first couple times, but after a few uses, it goes on and off smoothly. I usually use the Go Torque with the base cap sealed on, but the times that I’ve used it with the bottom cap partially unscrewed (changes the amount of suction), it was definitely a noticeable difference. When the cap isn’t fully sealed, there’s less resistance when thrusting in and pulling out, and I can go in and out with more ease. I prefer using it with more suction with the cap sealed, but I like that I have to option to use it either way. I like to experiment using the Go Torque in combination with other toys. I didn’t notice much of a different in the overall experience when using it with my cock rings and ball stretchers, but when I had a small vibrator under my balls, my climax was intensified. I wore a butt plug a couple times while using it (note: I’m really new to anal play) and really enjoyed the added stimulation. When I bought this, I was intending to use it only for solo play, but my wife loves watching while I use it since it’s clear. We combined using it while she licked my balls, and it felt amazing.

I’m starting to try edging. I considered getting one of the “Stamina Training Units,” but another reviewer wrote that they thought the texture inside the Go Torque was better than the STU models. I also wasn’t a big fan of the look of the STUs (flesh colored/realistic looking material are a big turn off for me and the gold plastic casing wasn’t very discreet). I was hoping that the Go Torque would be very tight to help with climax control training, and it ended up being exactly that. The inner texture can make me climax really quickly, so it’s helping me get used to a higher concentration of stimulation, and I’m starting to recognize my tipping point better.

As far as cleaning, this one is definitely more work to clean than the Quickshot. The soft material can be removed from the plastic casing and is open ended, so I run water through the canal to rinse out any cum and lube inside and then scrub inside with toy cleaner. I don’t think the Go Torque is meant to be turned inside out (not worth trying it because of the risk of damaging it), so I just reach inside the canal with my fingers from both ends. After shaking out any excess water, I’ve been stuffing a paper towel into the canal and pressing to make sure it’s wiping moisture out of all the dips and crevices, and then after removing the paper towel, I leave it to air dry overnight to make sure it’s completely dry. Once it’s dry, I use some of the Fleshlight Renew Powder to give it a soft feeling again (it starts having a sticky feeling after washing unless you use the cornstarch powder on it). I usually use the clear LH Enjoy lube, but also used it with the LH Delight silk creamy lube, which felt good, but it was a lot harder to clean out afterwards. The plastic casing is easy to clean.

I love the design and look of the Go Torque. It’s not really entirely discreet. If anyone saw it, they’d likely know what it was, but the pros of it being clear make it worth the non-discreetness of it (but I guess it is discreet in that the sleeve isn’t flesh colored, the casing isn’t bright colored, and it doesn’t look like a vagina or butt). With the two end caps sealing it up, it’d be perfect for taking with you somewhere. I haven’t traveled with it yet, but I imagine it’ll be easy to pack and transport (as long as you’ll have a place to clean it and let it dry out). I’m really happy with this Fleshlight, and I’d recommend it to anyone looking for a tight, stimulating masturbator.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Very stylish non-anatomical design. Able to watch everything through clear casing.

Cons: Not the easiest to clean and dry (but removable and open-ended sleeve are pluses cleaning-wise).

Bottom Line: Absolutely love the varied textures in the tight canal!


For some reason, the Design/Ease of Use/Quality/Orgasm Rating/Value and Pros/Cons/Overall boxes are not showing with the review on the shopping site :thinking:

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by @PKH’s OH, 5 Nov 2021
Oxballs X-STRETCH Cocksling with 1-Inch Ball Stretcher

Great Intro to Ball Stretching

I am still new to ball stretching, but after buying the Oxballs Atomic Jock Stretchy Cock and Ball Sleeve (which I love), I wanted to try the next step of stretch with the X-STRETCH. At a glance, it doesn’t look too different, but the part that goes around your balls is a little longer (pulling them further down) and angles them out away from your body a bit more. I still alternate between the X-STRETCH and the Atomic Jock. During my first test run with this, I struggled to get it around my balls, even using plenty of lube, and almost snapped myself a few times. Since the opening that fits around your balls is long and narrow, you have to really use your strength to stretch it wide enough to then just use gravity to drop them in. After that first time struggling with it, I have gotten pretty quick at putting it on without any issues (or snapping myself). The part that goes around my penis is plenty stretchy, so I usually get my balls in first, then stretch it around my penis. Once it’s on, it doesn’t feel uncomfortable at all. Putting lube on the inside keeps the material from pulling on my pubic hairs.

I stay harder longer wearing this than if I when I don’t wear a cock ring, but I don’t think I’m any harder with the X-STRETCH than when I wear the Atomic Jock, just my balls have a little more tug. If you like the feeling of tugging on your balls, then you’ll probably enjoy it. I also like that it pulls my foreskin back with each thrust. No problems using it along with a condom. Since it’s so soft, it doesn’t cause my wife any discomfort when having sex with it on. I also like to wear it during solo play with my Fleshlight. Very easy to clean with some LH toy cleaner. It doesn’t come with a storage bag, so I got one separately to keep dust, lint and hair off. Now, I’m giving some thought to trying out the Oxballs Squeeze 2-Inch Ball Stretcher. I’m really happy with what I’ve tried so far from Oxballs.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Nice tugging sensation. Soft stretchy material.

Cons: Tricky at first to stretch wide enough to put on. No storage bag.

Bottom Line: Great for leveling up in size from a smaller ball sleeve to a ball stretcher.

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by @Mint-Monster , 10/04/2020
Lifelike Lover Luxe Realistic Multicoloured Silicone Dildo 7 Inch

Cotton Candy Cock

This is actually the most realistic toy in my collection right now due to me not being keen on them in general. So why did I actually buy this if that’s how I feel? Well… for one, my partner picked it out. The other reason being that the bold colours offset the realness of this toy enough to warp it into being almost anything. It looks like it came straight out of a fantasy realm of magic and talking jellybeans. I refer to it as my Cotton Candy Cock. The colour is so vibrant that it turns the water in my sink pink (from the reflection, not because it’s oozing pigment). In real life, the colours look more neon and vivid than they do on the photos- so take that as a little warning for your retinas. Luckily, there are plenty of different colours in this Lifelike Lover range to choose from if this fearsome fuchsia palette isn’t your thing.

I find this dildo to be on the slim side as I’m more into girthy toys myself. However, that’s not to say that I don’t enjoy using it. The head is firm and pronounced which gives some great sensations as it thrusts. I especially like the way it pops through the entrance of my vagina. The curved shape makes it more comfortable to use, too. There are some light veins on the shaft, but I don’t tend to notice them much. I would say this particular size dildo would be the ideal beginner’s toy while also still being fun for more advanced users. It can be a challenge to use with my larger toys, but having a vibrating cock ring on this dildo goes very well and is probably my favourite way to play with it.

The soft/firm ratio for the silicone feels just right. The dildo is quite squishy and flexible making it pleasant to use. It lubes up nicely and the roundness of the head makes for some great tease play. I wouldn’t say it is exactly lifelike, but it’s certainly still nice. As there is not much texture/detail, it’s easy to clean with toy cleaner and water. It doesn’t seem to feel sticky when it’s dry like some silicone toys can.

The base itself feels flimsy and too soft. When I grab it, the silicone just smooshes together and affects my grip and control. It seems like I have to grab it like a tiny steering wheel to get some leverage. I’m not sure what the little tag on the base is for, but it does help slightly with keeping hold of it. However, the tag has grazed my inner thigh a few times - luckily, due to it being soft, it doesn’t hurt or irritate me. The actual suction power is really strong! I stuck it to my shower tiles, pulled and bent it every which way; it didn’t budge at all. If you’re into hands free ride dildos, I’m sure it wouldn’t let you down.

Even though it looks like it can stand, the toy doesn’t do so very well. The curved shaft and flimsy silicone base make it topple over most of the time. There’s nothing wrong with laying the dildo on its side, but just be aware of this before it ends up on the floor. You can stand it on a flat surface with less worry if you press it down to activate the suction, though. Just don’t simply place it or it will back flip into the unknown.

Overall, I don’t think this is bad at all. The wacky colour scheme results in less realism to make it more slick than ick for people like me. Even though I’m more experienced with dildos in general, I still found it fun to use (and fun to look at).

Overall Rating: 4/5

Pros: Fab colours. Pronounced head. Lovely silicone. Strong suction.

Cons: Doesn’t stand well and topples over. Soft/flimsy base can affect grip and control.

Bottom Line: Sweet and fun. Colours offset realism enough for me to happily use it.

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by @Mint-Monster , 30/05/2020
Tracey Cox Supersex Powerful Rechargeable Wand Vibrator

Delightfully Squishy

I’m always on the lookout for innovative toys to add to my collection, so this new squishy wand went straight on my wishlist. I have a few Tracey Cox toys that have been hit and miss, but this is definitely a huge hit for the clit.

For a wand, the size is very manageable and I think it would make a great travel companion. There’s a bit of weight to it and the quality is superb. The wand head is just the right size for sweet broad stimulation while not getting in the way of another toy or person. I can also use this wand quite comfortably while laying on my back or front. Along with the compact size, that lovely pastel purple shade adds to the cute but sexy feel of this toy.

The wand charges easily with the self-sealing silicone port and prong inserted into the base. The button light will let you know when it’s ready to go. This light also pulses to the rhythm of the setting you have it on during use, but surprisingly, it isn’t bright or irritating at all. In spite of the instructions suggesting that the power lasts about 45 minutes, this toy seems to last longer than all my other vibes that state the same time (unless it’s just really efficient at making me climax).

It only has a single button to keep things simple. However, this button is pretty flat to the surface of the toy so it can be tricky to find when you’re feeling around for it. I’ve also mixed it up with the CE markings on the other side a few times as it’s another textured stamp/indentation. This could be a challenge to turn off quickly if the situation called for it. The light from the button helps a little when fumbling around in the dark, though. Even when I’m not looking for the button, I have accidentally pressed it a few times during use. I often have to make sure my hand is gripping the handle in a certain way to avoid this. Basically, I don’t trust it very much and I think the placement or design could be better for it.

So how squishy is this wand? Well… I’d say it’s delightfully squishy, but quite tricky to describe in words - you’d just have to feel for yourself. The head is made of liquid silicone with a harder core that dishes out the vibes. I suppose the closest thing I can compare it to is like squeezing your face/cheeks and being able to feel your bones underneath. It’s super soft to the touch and I love cupping it in my hands. This softness also makes it so comfortable during use (especially when it’s warm). Another great thing about the squishy head is that nasty pinches against other things are not a worry.

There’s a nice selection of settings for the vibes that include constants, rhythms and pulses. There’s only two irregular or “2-in-1” patterns; this is great for me because I can’t stand them in general so it gives me more to work with. The lowest speed doesn’t do much for me, but the one after that seems to be my kryptonite. For the first few times I used it, I couldn’t help myself but to just climax on that setting. It was like I was stuck at level 2 on a video game (and a blissful level 2 at that). It’s pretty powerful for its size and I actually managed to orgasm on every setting apart for the three I already mentioned.

The vibes are more rumbly than buzzy and go well with the soft wand head. However, the noise from the toy is quite noticeable. Having some background noise helps, but you won’t need to blur your speakers to cover it up. A big plus about this wand is that it doesn’t rattle against your body or other toys when you hold it close - once it has a noise level, it will keep it that way. This is one of the issues I have with my other wand, so I’m really happy the squishy wand does away with this problem.

This waterproof wonder wand is super simple to clean with some toy spray and water. Effortless! Especially when you compare it to trying to clean a mains wand (oh, the horror). I like to heat up my toys before use and for this, I’ll balance it upside-down in my half-filled sink so the head gets warm. This makes for a more pleasant session, but that’s just my personal preference. You can also easily warm it up in your hands like a ball of putty or just keep it cool if that’s your thing.

Overall, I think this a fantastic addition to the wand world and it has quickly risen to be one of my favourite toys. The vibes feel great and the small size gives you a lot of freedom compared to other wands. Oh! But the squishy head is the reason you will buy this thing - everything else is just a nice bonus thrown in. If you love broad stimulation (and squishy stuff), then it’s a must-have.

Overall Rating: 5/5

Pros: Squishy head. Compact size. Battery life. Quality. Vibes are great.

Cons: The button. A bit noisy.

Bottom Line: This wand made me believe in magic.

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by @Mint-Monster , 11/02/2020
Tantus Cush O2 Twilight Realistic Dildo

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Bring it Back

This is the first dual-density dildo I purchased and I’m very pleased with it. Along with my other Tantus toys, it’s nicely crafted with no visible seams. The dildo isn’t realistic enough for me to be off-putting and I love that ghostly blue hue as the colour, too. You can really tell the difference in densities when you give it a squeeze. The firm internal core keeps it stiff while the soft exterior makes it a dream to use.

As a fan of larger toys, I’m happy with the size. The head is tapered for easier insertion and is a joy in itself. This may sound strange, but this is one of my favourite toys to start sex with. Something about the shape and squishiness of the head just makes me go gaga. There is little difference between the circumference of the head and shaft, so if you like your dildos consistent in size then this is for you. It satisfies my thirst for girth and gives me an overall fullness. Just what I like!

The flared base makes it easier to control and hold on to during use. However, because of the firm core silicone there, the base can feel like it’s digging into my hand at times. The base is wide enough to grip but not so wide that it gets in the way of using other things around my clitoris. It can also stand by itself which is good for placing it around or to air-dry after cleaning (although, mine seems to lean slightly from a curved bottom).

The squishy skin makes it comfortable to use - it’s almost like it moulds to your body. The ridge in the middle of the shaft “pops” as it thrusts for added stimulation. Even though the toy is squishy, this ridge is quite pronounced and could take some getting used to. When it’s all wet and wild, this can feel amazing. However, it can feel irritating with insufficient lube so always make sure you’re well stocked. Personally, I don’t go mad on thrusting when I masturbate in general - small shallow/deep thrusts do me fine while large/vigorous ones don’t. Having that extra bit of texture popping in and out definitely gets me there, but I wouldn’t say it’s the focus of the whole toy. The whole toy is the whole joy.

Even though this is a more of a straight dildo, it’s still flexible enough to bend slightly while in use to make your own curve. This is great for me as I don’t care much for straight rigid dildos. I have tried using it in different positions and all feel damn fine to me. If you angle it right you can get some sweet G-spot stimulation, too.

Despite it being made of silicone, it’s not quite the lint magnet I expected (unless the light colour is hiding it). It doesn’t feel sticky and is soft to the touch. Cleaning it is easy with some toy spray. Then I just leave it to stand and air-dry before putting it away in one of those long Lovehoney satin bags. It deserves a good home. The only problem area is the little Tantus logo at the base where dirt can get trapped.

Overall, it’s a delightful dildo. Simple as that. The squishy exterior, firm core and girth just work so well for me. Bring it back to Lovehoney, I say! I think the size and pronounced ridge may not be suitable for beginners, though. If you’re looking for a step up, then I highly recommend a rush of Cush to make you blush.

Overall Rating: 5/5

Pros: Girth. Squishy. Easy to clean. Lovely, ghostly colour. Quality.

Cons: May not be suitable for beginners?

Bottom Line: Everyone deserves a rush of Cush!

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by @LRLRL, 10/4/21
Lovehoney Mega Mighty 2 Extra Inches Penis Extender with Ball Loop

Give your playtime a little something extra!

This was a great addition to an extended playtime this weekend. I don’t have any insecurities about my size, but wanted to try this out to give my wife a different sensation.

To start with, this looks great with the bulbous head and the see-through nature was appealing for both of us. It’s soft and stretchy, but also a little sticky, so use extra lube getting in and squeeze the air out before you get going. The ball ring is easy to get on and gives extra sensation while keeping everything in place. There’s enough stretch that fully filling the inside canal isn’t uncomfortable and just adds sensation. I don’t know that I would recommend THIS sleeve for someone who is much smaller than the canal as stated as it’s pretty roomy and flexible.

Wife really enjoyed that she could feel my bodyheat through it more than with a dildo, and the partnered movement was great. Where we really found value was experimenting with positions that normally are prone to slipping out: the extra length gave just what was needed to stay connected and keep the motion going without interruption.

For my part, it was comfortable and warmed up quickly. The extra weight and tug at the balls was very satisfying. It desensitized enough that I could keep going while she used other toys that normally overstimulate me pretty quickly, but not so much that I felt like I was missing out on any pleasure. It’s pretty smooth inside, and the addition of some ribbing or texture would go a long way.

My only concern is that in time we’ll probably want to go to something 100% silicone for the bodysafe nonporous properties, but for now this is a great addition to our toybox.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Stays on well, good movement, reasonable warmth and pressure transfer for the wearer.

Cons: Due to material, concerned about longevity. Would love to see more options in silicone from LH.

Bottom Line: Fun addition to the toybox to mix things up a little.

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by @Mint-Monster , 02/02/2020
Mantric Bunny Ears Wand Attachment

Ears and Puppeteers

I love my Mantric Wand, so I was happy to be selected to test a bunny attachment for it. Thanks, Lovehoney!

Like other toys in the range, it comes in a simple cardboard box with foam interior and a small plastic bag. The silicone is super soft and high quality with the ears being firmer than the rest of the toy. Of course, being jet black makes any lint or marks more noticeable, but it is easy enough to clean with some toy cleaner spray. The only problem area is the tight space between the ears near the base. You have to get right in there!

The attachment slots on and off with ease and there’s no need to wrestle with it. I didn’t even require lube or water for this task. At least I know I won’t be potentially damaging my wand by prying it on and off like a pickle jar lid. Once on, the attachment doesn’t budge and stays in place during play. If it does seem a tad stubborn to get off, a peeling motion from the bottom will sort this right out. A funny thing I like about this toy is it seems to turn my Mantric Wand into a rabbit puppet. It makes me want to draw a bunny face on it and hop it around the room. How adorable!

There’s no rule to say what way the head should attach, so I basically experimented with it facing different directions. The Mantric Wand is shaped almost like a boomerang for more comfort during use, so it’s best to be placed in a way that works for you. I found that any angle was indeed usable, but some were easier than others. My favourite was simply the one following the curve of the wand.

The vibes from the wand run through the ears well and didn’t seem dulled at all despite wearing a bunny hat. I used the same settings I’d have when the ears weren’t attached without having to ramp it up all the way to feel something. I didn’t notice a difference in noise from the wand, but in some ways the attachment made it quieter. I should explain that using the wand itself near harder things like other toys or a firm pubic bone makes it rattle loudly. This can be quite off-putting. However, because the ears are doing most of the work now, there’s no real need to hold it close enough to make that rattling noise.

The ears are firm enough for the job, but I suppose it depends how you like to use them. They can feel a little pokey at times, but I prefer to rest them lengthways on the side of my clitoris and not directly on it anyway. There’s some nice teasing to be had here, too. The ears feel like two eager fingers grasping at your body. Like any clit vibe, you will 100% need a good lube on them otherwise they can feel uncomfortable.

This wand is already a great broad stimulator, but adding the ears makes it a good pinpoint stimulator, too. However, would you really replace your small bullet with a wand wearing bunny ears? Me thinks not. While the Mantric Wand is ergonomic and light, it’s still a wand at the end of the day. Having a larger toy for pinpoint stimulation feels a little backwards, but it can definitely be done. It helps if you are already familiar with your Mantric Wand, too. The wand neck also bends which can sometimes be tricky to work with depending on your position/angle. Admittedly, it did seem to take more time and effort to climax with the ears but not by much in comparison to the wand alone.

I know it’s not intended to really be used this way, but I did try inserting the ears while having the top of the head against my clitoris. It took a lot more effort this way to get anywhere. The ears just feel too small to do anything and the head does that loud rattling sound when pushed against my body. I did manage to climax in the end (with enough hard work), but I would just stick to using the ears on and around the clitoris. Oh well, it always worth experimenting.

Overall, this cute piece of silicone makes the wand more versatile by giving it another type of stimulation. It would be great if they were sold in a gift set together or something. It may also be better for those that can only keep a limited collection of toys. I won’t be throwing away any of my bullets, but using this was still a treat. I already love my Mantric Wand and this pairs with it almost perfectly. I just don’t think larger pinpoint stimulation toys are ergonomic enough to compete with their smaller counterparts.

Basically, the Mantric Wand is excellent for broad stimulation, but the ears only make for good pinpoint stimulation - I hope that makes sense. Sure, it may look like I’m playing with a puppet (or maybe it’s more like the puppet is playing with me?), but at least it brings a bit of variety to an already great product.

Overall Rating: 4/5

Pros: Well made. Easy to get on/off. Doesn’t dull the vibes. Looks cute.

Cons: Tricky to clean between ears. Pinpoint stimulation is harder to achieve using a bigger toy.

Bottom Line: Adds some nice variety to the Mantric Wand.

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by @LRLRL, 10/4/21
Lovehoney Curved Silicone Suction Cup Dildo 8 Inch

Quality, but for specific tastes.

Ordered this for my wife to add variety between our 6" realistic dildo and a 9" big, purple swirly.

This dildo is of a very quality silicone, very smooth. It’s firm while having some flexibility. Did not try out the suction base, but good to hold onto. It’s a great size and gets wider as you go without being too intimidating.

Docking a star just for some lack of versatility: it has a very pronounced curve, and the tip is moving in the direction of “pointy” instead of “bulbous.” Turns out my wife really doesn’t enjoy that kind of direct, focused g-spot stimulation. She used it with a popular air-pulse clitoral stimulator and was okay stimulating herself, and I used it while going down on her but it wasn’t a great fit for her there - prefers the smaller realistic.

I enjoy getting pegged, so it’s possible this will become one of our strap-ons, if I can work up to it!

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Very soft silicone, great quality.

Cons: Definitely a matter of taste - very pronounced curve and very firm/not flexible

Bottom Line: Could be right for you if you like the shape!

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by @Mint-Monster , 24/9/2020
Annabelle Knight Aha! Rechargeable Silicone Clitoral Vibrator

Too Buzzy For Me

Many thanks to Lovehoney for sending me this to review.

That super silky silicone skin has no visible seams and slicks up well with some water-based lube. The magnetic charger attaches securely and the wire is a decent length. It’s fully waterproof allowing for bath time fun to be on the cards while also making it much easier to clean afterwards. The small indentations of the button/symbols and clit shaped nub are where extra attention is needed to avoid dirt getting trapped in them. A quick brush will sort this.

The front area is very soft and flexible which prevents any nasty pinches against other toys. When turned on, you can see the blur of the tip movement going up and down. It doesn’t have a huge, dramatic flicking sensation like some clit flickers I have and is more like the power is concentrated there. This can be good if you like potent pin-point stimulation. Vibrations also run along the side ridges and clit-like nub for a less intense sensation. As the vibes run mainly in the front, it prevents them from going into my fingers which is a relief. However, whenever I was grinding against the nub for a while, I noticed it made my bits ever so slightly tingly after use.

The vibes on this thing are very loud and buzzy regardless of the setting. It sounds like a bumble bee fuelled on Red Bull. I find the high frequency noise quite off-putting, so having something in the background to distract from it helps my concentration. The sound can also change as it nudges up against the skin or another toy like it’s trying to break out a beat or wail “wah, wah” - this is most noticeable on the highest constant setting, though.

It’s designed to be used in two ways: as a pin-point flicker or a clit nuzzler. This thing is viciously vigorous from the get go. The strong buzzy vibes in the tip are far too over-powering for me and I’d even say a little painful. Sounds like a bee and stings like one, too! I can manage to climax using the side ridges, though. It can be tricky to get a favourable position or pressure on your sweet spots due to the flexible silicone as it just bends around. While it fits in your hand, it’s trying to guide it around your externals that can take practice and patience. Using the clit shaped nub to grind against was an easier method and gave a better build-up for orgasms. It also muffled the sound a bit as I smooshed it against my mattress. Generally though, the buzzy vibes gave me more of a “ruined” orgasm for lack of a better word as they don’t gel well with my sensitive clitoris at that moment.

Some of the patterns aren’t bad, but even climaxing on the constant type vibes could be a challenge with all the other factors mentioned. I enjoyed the more consistent ones over the kinds that have a long pause or 2-in-1 style as I find them pretty useless. It felt like no matter what pattern I used, it took about the same amount of time to finish…so quite longer than my usual sessions with other toys.

I’m not a big fan of the button light. It lights up brightly and flashes to the rhythm of whatever pattern you’re using. One of those “rave in the cave” type of vibes. The blue ring lights up my room as well as under my sheets. This might come in handy if you like to watch yourself play in the dark (or if you’re trying to send a distress signal to your neighbours). As you flick through the settings, one of them has no vibrations; just the light on by itself like a weird stand-by mode. It doesn’t switch on like that. Is this here so I can actually use it as a light? Part clit vibe, part torch. It’s fine as a button, though. Responsive and no trouble with accidental presses during use. With the amount of power and illumination it kicks out, I’m amazed the battery can last as long as it does on an hour’s charge.

Sadly, this vibe does not suit my personal tastes as I prefer rumbly (and quieter) vibes. The concentrated power in that tip is just too much for my poor clit to handle. I can work around this by changing positions and all that, but buzzy vibes aren’t my thing at the end of the day so it won’t be something I’ll be reaching for again and again.

Overall Rating: 3/5

Pros: Easy to clean. Different methods for use. Doesn’t pinch.

Cons: Strong, buzzy vibes. Loud. That damn light.

Bottom Line: Too much on the buzzy side for my liking. Clit can’t handle it.

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by @Mint-Monster , 30/5/2018
Lovehoney Fresh Toy Cleaner 250ml

An Essential

I bought this for my growing toy collection as I was worrying if soap and warm water were really enough to keep them safe and clean. I simply wanted peace of mind. I chose the big bottle as I intend to keep my toys for a long time. One of the best things about it is that it can be used with all types of toy materials so I don’t have to worry about damaging them.

The cleaner is very easy to use. Just spray, leave for a little bit and wash off. Simple.

There is a slight clean/chemical scent to the product that smells similar to washing-up liquid but nowhere near as potent. I’m so glad it doesn’t have a strong smell that lingers or leaves a sticky residue.

Always make sure to take any batteries out of electric toys and be extra careful with toys that have tiny crevices. Just use common sense on what care a toy needs and they will be happy and last much longer. Definitely an essential for your toy box.

Overall Rating: 5/5

Pros: Easy to use. The peace of mind I get knowing my toys are clean.

Cons: Nothing.

Bottom Line: An essential for any toy owner.

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by @Mint-Monster , 28/8/2020
Sliquid Shine Organic Intimate Toy Cleaner 255ml

Fresh, But Not Best

That fancy black and gold colour scheme really caught my eye while I was looking for other toy cleaners out of curiosity. The tall bottle design also makes it look extra elegant. However, I’m not a fan of the top you press down on this. There’s no groove on it for your finger to sit and I often waste a spritz at the beginning thinking the nozzle is aiming the right way when it isn’t. There’s also times when it’s flew off from having wet hands. Whee!

Unscented is not to be confused with no smell at all. Far from it. It’s naturally scented by the tea tree that’s in it which gives it a super fresh kick to the nostrils. This is great if you like the smell of this particular potent plant, but some may find it a tad overpowering if they aren’t fond of it. For me, it brings back memories of head lice shampoo and acne face wash - how pleasant. While the solution leaves no residue on toys, it does leave a bit of that distinctive smell on them. It seems more like the tea tree is covering smells rather than removing them? I can smell stuff on the toy and the solution, not just the cleaner or no smell which I would expect. I hope that makes sense. Maybe it’s just my nose playing tricks on me? Either way, I feel more comfortable cleaning my toys twice or using more product just to make sure.

The solution doesn’t lather up, so it can be tricky to use as you can’t tell it apart from the water you wash with. I’ll often miss parts or think I’ve already cleaned them. Because of this, I’m very generous with the spray just to get in every nook and cranny. I’ve burned through this a lot quicker than my usual lathery cleaner. The dark bottle can make it harder to tell how much product is left inside, too. Cleaning time takes a bit longer because I want to make sure my toys are clean - not so easy when you can’t see what you’re doing. You can also spray it on a cloth if that’s your thing, but I’ve always been more into bathing my little bonking buddies in the sink.

It’s comforting to know that it’s organic and non-toxic. I haven’t had any reactions to it on my skin or anything like that. It says it’s safe to use on most toys and materials - it doesn’t say what to avoid, though. I only really use glass or silicone and both have been fine.

It’s not a bad cleaner, but I don’t think I would buy it again. I’m not the biggest fan of tea tree and the non-lathering solution makes cleaning more of a puzzle than a doddle. It was fun to experiment with a new item, but I think I will just stick to my Lovehoney cleaner from now on. I suppose you could say I’m a sucker for suds.

Overall Rating: 4/5

Pros: Fresh smell of tea tree. Bottle design. Non-toxic and organic. No residue.

Cons: Doesn’t lather. Spray top. Doesn’t clean as well as other products.

Bottom Line: Not bad, but there are better cleaners out there. I prefer foaming solutions.

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by @Green_Eyed_Girl , Date of Review
Sensuva Ice Cube Chocolate Mint Flavoured Cooling Nipple Balm 4g

Odd but definetly effective

Incredibly stimulating if strange smelling balm that i would definitely buy again.

First off, I’m not going to lie, this stuff tastes and smells really odd. I bought the chocolate/mint one and its not remotely chocolate. I would describe it as mint and cinnamon with an aftertaste of rosemary. Now, as odd as that combination sounds, its not actually horrendous and i did get used to it after a few uses.

The sensation when applied is cooling, tingling and very pleasant, but the magic really happens when you get it wet, which makes the sensation Much stronger. My nipples were hard almost instantly after using the balm and very sensitive and the sensation lasted well after my session was over.

Not the easiest stuff to wash off, so i would seriously recommend doing a patch test if you have sensitive skin. Nice texture, easy to apply, not sticky or too oily. Though strange smelling this is Definitely something i will be buying again and will use regularly. Very stimulating, easy to apply. Effective

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros:

Cons:

Bottom Line:

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Not my usual crash test type review, more my experience with this toy. It has alot of features and i haven’t tried them all exhaustively, but hopefully this will help people decide whether its worth the money for them.

by @Green_Eyed_Girl , Date of Review
b-vibe remote control rechargeable vibrating rimming butt plug

Head over heels

Wow, this is a seriously good bit of kit and definitely worth the money. the rotating beads are excellent and the vibrations really rumbly. Its not the quietist toy i own, but its quiet enough to use without covers on (it also doesnt have an off putting noise, unlike other rotating bead toys I’ve owned). It is one of the few toys i have that make me worry about my volume when i use it though

both the vibrations and rotating beads have Lots of settings, so theres definitely something for everyone. Personally i like to turn the vibe part off and just have the beads as i find i can feel them best this way. I especially like the setting where they swish back and forth, the change in direction just feels amazing.
Both the beads and vibes can be pretty intense though and even with the beads off, as a vibrating plug this still definitely pulls its weight making it a nice versatile toy.

The rimming options are

  • continually spin to the left
  • continually spin to the right
  • rotate back and forth
  • rotate back and forth in longer bursts
  • rotate left in long burst, then short burst to right, repeat
  • rotate right in long burst, then short burst to left, repeat
  • rotate slowly then speed up in fast steps, stay a high speed for a little, then slow back down again, and repeat.

I personally didnt get much out of the first two settings, but love the rest. The beads are my favourite thing about this by far despite the fact it has cracking vibes that are really excellent. All the patterns have different speeds you can scroll up and down through very easily and you can mix the vibrations in with them as well.

i havent had a full exploration of the vibe settings and patterns yet as the swirling beads are really that good, but what i have tried are excellent. Quiet, Rumbly and strong with many settings that mean you can find just the right amount of vibration to pair with whatever bead setting takes your fancy.

The remote is excellent and very easy to use, even with the lights off. It Allows you to flick through the settings of both the vibes and beads, plus adjust their intensities. Makes turning either of them on or off individually a doddle and has a good range. Also fits nicely in the hand, which is a big plus.
Just make sure to pair the plug and remote before inserting it (its much easier when you can see what your doing) and your set.

You can also flick through some of the settings with the button on the toy, but i never bother to use it this way as the remote is so very convenient. It is an option though.

Simple to clean, easy to charge and coated in a lovely silky silicone that flexes well with the movement of the beads. The whole thing is also great quality and you really feel like your getting what you paid for.
This is definitely an investment piece, so make sure to buy the right size.

Personally, i really think its worth the money. It is Definitely my favourite vibrating butt plug by a wide margin. Would absolutely buy again if it died.

Ps. Something i forgot to add, but if anyone is wondering “can i use it out and about” the answer is , sorry, but probubly not. Its just too loud for that. Volume is Fine in a bedroom, but not quiet enough for anything public.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros:( i should really write down what i write in these things :woman_facepalming: i can never remember )

Cons:

Bottom Line:

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by @PKH, 7 Nov 2021
Lovehoney Fierce Black Wet Look Zipper Crop Top

Wet and Shiny

Very sexy top, my husband is a fan of it. I wear size 2-4 US, 36C, 5’00”. I bought the medium (6-8) because I was right on the line between small and medium with my bust measurement, and I didn’t want it too tight on my ribs. The fit is a little off. It doesn’t fit the way it looks on the model, but I still like they way it looks on me. The part around my ribs is a bit tight when I’m trying to get it zipped, but once it’s zipped, it doesn’t feel or look tight at all. If I had gotten the small, I think it would’ve been too tight. I wish the fit around my boobs was a little tighter, but it’s not loose (I definitely don’t have the same cleavage as the LH model). The fit around my shoulders is a little loose. When zipped all the way up, it’s more evident, but partially unzipped, the fit looks more natural.

The quality is really good. The fabric is slick and shiny on the outside and smooth to touch, and the inside is soft. No scratchy labels or seams. The material pretty thin, but not overly delicate. It has a little bit of a stretch. The stitching seems to be done well, but there were a lot of little threads sticking out that I had to snip (at the top and bottom of the zipper and under the arm holes). The zipper seems durable, and the zip is smooth. I haven’t quite figured out how to store this top. It comes folded in half, so I just kept folding it in half, but it has a weird crease on the zipper now, and I’m worried the material could start cracking if I keep folding it across the same spot. I might start hanging it instead. I have a couple other wet look pieces that I wear with this, but I also think it looks good wearing it with other black panties like lace and mesh. I haven’t gotten it dirty yet, but I imagine it will be easy to wash by hand like my other wet look items.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Quality material with some stretch. Zips smoothly.

Cons: The fit is a little weird on my shoulders and ribs.

Bottom Line: Perfect addition to any wet look collection.

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by @Mint-Monster , 12/06/2018
BASICS Powerful Mini Vibrator 5 Inch

A Silver Surprise

I bought this on a whim just to fill my 3 for £15 foreplay deal and was surprised by how much I like it.

It only needs a single AA battery which gives it a couple of vibration speeds. The vibrations are more “rumbly” than “buzzy” which I really like. All you have to do to change the speed is twist the base dial but this is easier said than done if your hands are wet. The vibrator is pretty quiet overall, too.

The pointed tip is great for external play and is easy to control around your sweet spots. It doesn’t do much for me once inserted because it’s so thin and smooth so I usually just keep it as an external love toy. It’s nice for teasing.

It’s a good little toy to use along with other toys. Even though I’ve upgraded to a mains wand, I still use this bullet occasionally for toys my wand has trouble working together with. For example, dildos that have big bases can make using the bulky wand around the clitoris a little tricky. But this is small and slender enough to get where it needs to be. Just be careful not to “pinch” yourself.

The only thing I’m not a fan of is the surface material; mainly because I’ve been spoiled by silicone toys. But I’ve also noticed that after cleaning the toy and leaving it to air-dry there are sometimes little streaks left behind which make the toy look unclean (even though I know it is clean). I assume it’s just left by the water/cleaner drying on it but this is only a minor issue for me. You have to take some care to clean the ridges properly, too.

I can’t really fault it for the price. It was a nice little surprise that I didn’t expect and I still enjoy using it to this day.

Overall Rating: 3.5/5 (original score before site update)

Pros: Rumbly vibrations. Great for teasing. Only needs one battery.

Cons: A little tricky to clean. Dial is hard to turn if hands are wet.

Bottom Line: A nice little surprise for the price.

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by @Mint-Monster , 20/04/2018
Lovehoney Oh! Cherry Orgasm Balm 7g

A Bit Chilly

Firstly, I love the smell of this product. It’s quite potent and it is now a smell I highly associate with my “sessions”.

Once the balm has been applied to your intimate area, it can quickly be felt in a few seconds. The sensation is chilly/tingly like mint but I don’t find it too overpowering or irritating. I’m not sure I’d say it increases pleasure per say. You can definitely feel it but I find it almost has a strange numbing effect. Luckily, if you are not a fan of this feeling it goes away quite quickly during play usually within 5 minutes.

I’ve also tried experimenting with different areas I can apply the balm. I quite like putting it on my nipples to make them stand. The tingly sensation is nowhere as strong there but I like the gentle feeling and the smell. The tub is small but you only need a tiny amount to apply to your body so it will last quite a long time.

Overall, I think it’s OK. It can be fun to experiment with but that tingly almost numbing feeling may not be for everybody.

Overall Rating: 3/5

Pros: The smell and the fact you only need a tiny amount to apply it.

Cons: The sensation can feel numbing rather than pleasurable.

Bottom Line: Fun to experiment with but the sensation may not be for everyone.

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by @Mint-Monster , 20/04/2018
Lovehoney Satisfy Me G-Spot Silicone Dildo

Wonderful Bulbous Tip

I really love this product. It’s one of my favourites. It’s “just right” in so many ways; length, girth, firmness, you name it.

My favourite part is the bulbous tip. It feels amazing inside and out. I find myself being quite aroused with just lubing up the toy and rubbing it around my intimate area because I am anticipating the eventual penetration. Upon actual penetration, it feels simply wonderful. It also gets right on your G-spot and feels super good. I like to stimulate both my opening and G-spot in single thrusts as it feels amazing and has me climaxing and squirting in no time. I’ve tried using the other end too, but it’s got nothing on the bulbous tip.

I like how the toy is firm but flexible so you can easily experiment with your position without it feeling uncomfortable. The material feels nice to the touch and is super easy to clean. It can get very wet during play and sometimes it’s difficult to grab the base and control it. Other than that tiny gripe, I think it’s perfect.

Overall Rating: 5/5

Pros: Everything. Especially the round tip and its flexibility.

Cons: Nothing. I think it’s as close to perfection as a toy can get.

Bottom Line: I always look forward to using it.

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by @Mint-Monster , 10/12/2020
Annabelle Knight Oh My! Jewelled Butt Plug Set

Little ‘n’ Large

These are a set of lovely, cute plugs. The silicone is silky smooth and almost seamless which makes them a pleasure to insert and wear. They also have bendy necks for added comfort. That smokey grey gem makes your butthole super glam, too. I like the way they are the same size as each other, so you could have the small one in just to get that saucy look. Or how about a game of guess which plug I’m wearing? The base is wide enough to feel between your butt cheeks, but I prefer this for more security as it’s less likely to go travelling.

The smaller plug is very beginner-friendly. I’m used to the slightly larger ones in my collection, so I didn’t find it added much to playtime. More of a shower than anything for me. Then I got to the big brother. Oh, boy! Talk about a jump! This one was definitely more of a challenge. In fact, it’s the biggest plug I’ve used so far in my butt journey. With plenty of lube and patience, it does eventually pop in. Luckily, experience with my other plugs made it less of a struggle. I wish there was an extra medium plug in this set just to fill in that gap a bit more.

Wearing them made orgasms more intense in general and spiced up vaginal sex. We could both feel the extra tightness there. One of the best things to come out of this for me was being able to have successful anal sex for the first time. Yay! The bigger plug definitely got me prepped and ready to go. I also liked thrusting the plugs by grabbing the base to get that in/out pop sensation.

As the neck is flexible, it’s better to push it at the bulb instead of the gem base - otherwise it just awkwardly bends all over the place. They both sit in snugly up to the base with no neck hanging out. Sometimes it can feel like they’re sinking in, but I’m probably just being paranoid. I think it’s more like the base moving around as I do. Haven’t had any accidents with them, anyway. The small one goes in/out without a fight, but the bigger one requires a bit more gentle persuasion. Easy does it now! The more I used the big one, the less of a hurdle it was.

They’re easy to clean with some toy cleaner. The gems haven’t fallen out as of yet (unlike some of my other plugs), so I just give a little brush around the edges to get rid of any trapped nasties. They can get a bit fingerprinty and lose their sparkle, but a buff with a cloth can bring it back.

Overall, these are a fun pair for your derrière. I don’t think I would class them as a training set, if that’s what you’re looking for. That jump between little and large is pretty jarring, to say the least. I think having another mid-sized plug would help bridge that gap - it’s a shame it’s not already in this set. Just have to get your own, I’m afraid. That’s not to say it’s impossible without one, though. They helped with opening the backdoor to anal sex for me, so I’m very pleased with that.

Overall Rating: 5/5

Pros: Cute. Comfortable. Silky silicone. Easy to clean. Helped to go to anal sex.

Cons: Size difference is jarring.

Bottom Line: Fun and cute. I wish there was another included to bridge that size gap, though.

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