My Reviews

[Green_Eyed_Girl]

by @Green_Eyed_Girl , Date of Review
Lovehoney Plus Size Lotus Black Sheer Embroidered Bra Set

Uncovered

As a 16 on top, 18/20 on the bottom, with a B cup, one size bra sets are not something i tend to order much. But i have to say the 18/20 set fitted surprisingly well. The fabric is very soft and slightly sheer in places giving a nice effect with the black, slightly raised, textured print of the flowers.

I really love the bra on this set. The half cups where incredibly sexy when on, and sturdy giving excellent support for my B cup bust. I liked how they give a slight push up effect which in combination with the long line of the bra and delicate floral pattern was very sexy.
The cups themselves where very comfortable and fitted with some room. i felt i could have easily put some silicone bra inserts in there and still had room to work with. They didn’t gape or sag though and overall looked very attractive.
The removable cup tops are floaty and more decorative than practical as they provide no support. They’re pretty on, though i preferred the look without, but did take a couple of goes to remove as some of the hooks are rather small.

The shoulder straps are very stretchy and fitted my wide shoulders incredibly comfortably. Something i often struggle with on bras. The clasps are very close together at the back, so theres not a lot of adjustment. But it fitted my 40B’s surprisingly well and was only a tad loose on the back of the band.

The suspender belt is the type that sits high on the waist. which, though pretty when on, was not the best design for me and my curves. Due to its stretchiness I found it had an annoying habit of rolling up whenever i lay down or bent over. Its elasticity all over did mean it fitted my 18/20 curves very well though and was very comfy. The suspender straps had larger clips than i’ve seen before, which made attaching the stocking much less fiddly. I did find the straps positioned strangely closely together on the belt though. they where very stretchy and held the stockings well, but i Would have preferred the straps to be further apart a bit as it would have given more support to the stockings.

I just couldn’t get on with the underwear. I found the cut very strange and They just did nothing for me, especially from the back where they made my bum look big(er). They did fit well though, where very soft, comfy and easy to put on with good access underneath. So if the style is to your taste, then they do feel great when on and the straps sit nicely on the hip.

Personally i loved the bra part pf this set so much and will definitely be putting it with other knickers in the future. The suspender belt was also a nice piece, and though not the nessisarily best shape for me personally is definitely one i’d wear again.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Bra was very sexy and so comfy, suspenders easy to hook stockings to

Cons: belt had Tendency to roll up, straps could have been spaced Better. Didn’t find pants flattering.

Bottom Line: Some small flaws. Knickers not for me, but overall good set. Adored the bra, so comfy and sexy.

[Peitho]

by @Peitho , 3rd January 2022
Sweet Smile Extra Large Silicone Jiggle Balls 200g

Filling, Weighty and Deliciously Jigglesome

These are described as an excellent workout for experienced Kegel ball wearers but I really don’t think that this is the case. Don’t get me wrong, I like them very much and for what I bought them for they are ideal but they are not a serious kegel muscle workout as they are far too large. These are for fun not exercise!

By my measurements of my set each ball has a 14 cm or 5½ inch circumference and on the kitchen scales they weigh 198g so almost what is quoted. They are certainly fairly weighty and sizeable to pop in. Dab of lube and I’m good to go though.

I wore these when the OH and I went out for dinner at a local pub with friends. The sensation you get from them is not as strong as with the more powerful vibrating internal toys but whenever you move you can feel the free movement jiggle and the weight and it feels very good. You also have the advantage that there’s no noise so they’re ideal for situations where you don’t want a tell tale buzz and if you’re out for a prolonged time you’re not going to reach that annoying point of the evening when a flat battery finishes play.

They are heavy, they are filling and you can feel them move whenever you move. They are not going to make you suddenly orgasm in the middle of the supermarket but when I returned home from our night out the evidence was certainly there that I’d had a good time, was wet and ready to go… though it was a bit of a tug of war with my vagina to get them out - apparently I didn’t want to let go!

If you are looking for a serious Kegel exercise for experienced, toned muscles I’d go with very small but weighty free roaming balls as you really don’t need strong muscles to keep these big boys in. However, if you’re looking for something fun to wear out and get you warmed up for when you get home these hit the spot really well.

They are extremely easy to clean - blitz of sex toy cleaner and warm water is all you need. I would recommend getting a little bag to store them in when not in use but basically they do what you expect and do it well.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Filling, weighty, jigglesome and leave you ready for sex.

Cons: A little storage pouch would be beneficial.

Bottom Line: For fun rather than exercise.

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x , 18/11/21
Lovehoney Sweet Love Pink Bra Set and Eye Mask

The Sweetest

If you were to ask me to describe a lingerie set that was called “Sweet Love,” I’d probably say: pink, flirty, cute, with frills and hearts, and a touch of excitement and romance. And this is exactly what this set is.

It arrived quickly and discretely, as always with Lovehoney. Inside the plain outer packaging sat the lingerie folded inside a pink envelope and sealed with a rich red ribbon. Immediate thoughts were this would be a fantastic gift, and no wrapping necessary.

The set contains a bra, thong, suspender belt and eye mask, with pink and red being a running theme throughout. I’m a size 10 on top, 12 on bottom, 36C and 5ft6. This is a One Size set.

From top to bottom and starting with the eye mask; the design is certainly different from anything I’ve seen before but I like it. It fits comfortably and there’s a good amount of stretch in the band. It can be worn with the set for a more sensual experience or, like me, as a part of down-time and to relax.

I adore the bra. The spotted mesh with the frills, albeit delicate, appear playful and sweet. The thick red straps, below the bust and in the halter neck, bring support and plenty of adjustability with both being elasticated, plus I find halter necks often bring a little bit of an uplift. The crochet hearts covering the nipples are perfectly placed and don’t reveal too much. Both bands are secured at the back with G-hooks which I’ve always found a little fiddly if I can’t see, but they sit securely once fastened.

My favourite element of this set is the suspender skirt. Another thick red band sits across the waist and flows into the same pink mesh as the bra. The material sits over the hips and distracts from any insecurities in that area that may lie underneath. I find it really flatters my shape, and I’ve taken great joy in prancing around in this set and allowing the skirt to swish as it catches the air. 4 matching ruby red suspender straps peek out from below the skirt; I paired it with red stockings and they worked really well together. The straps are detachable, though, and the set still looks wonderful without.

Finally, the thong! The mesh, the straps and the crochet heart all come together to form this piece. The adjustable sliders on the hips are easy to alter, and the band is very elasticated to cater to your fit. The heart is just so dainty and attracts the eye to your bum.

Overall a very welcome addition to my lingerie drawer. The materials are fantastic quality throughout, and the eye for detailing hasn’t gone unnoticed. So happy and fills me with confidence!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: colours, materials, components, the skirt, details

Cons: The fastenings can be fiddly

[Peitho]

by @Peitho , 19th December 2021
Lovehoney Fantasy Risky Business Top and PVC Skirt Set

Boss in the Bedroom one night, Solicitous Sexcretary the next

I am just short of 5’9", a size 12 - 14 overall but very pear shaped (36-28-40) and a member of the itty bitty titty committee with only petite A cup boobs. I got my Risky Business in M/L and I really, really like this outfit.

The skirt first, I am a big fan of the feel of tight PVC over skin and I defy anyone not to want to stroke, caress, and yes, spank a tight PVC clad bottom. I think the cut is extremely suited to my horse riding sculpted very round behind. The fishnet sections have some stretch in them to keep it snug but the hem at the bottom though elastic where the fishnet is remains pretty tight and restrictive on me but I rather like this feeling of being restricted. The zip on the back runs the full length and can unzip from either the top or bottom so allowing plenty of versatility, the tags are metal but the zip itself is plastic but very secure and runs well. I personally favour being bent over the desk, unzipped a little from the hem and the skirt pulled up around my waist… but that’s just my preference. Be unzipped from the top and pull down to restrict your movement if you prefer.

The top is also great, it is however a lot more shear than it appears in the model photos. Skin and nipples are very, very visible but through the material this looks really hot. I’m also an appreciator of collars on shirts as they balance up my small boobs. It has been cleverly thought out in terms of design for the exhilarating total reveal. Single knot tie and then poppers for you to either rip your own shirt open or have it dramatically ripped open for you with no damage done. For me the top fits well but would accomodate and probably benefit from larger domes than mine however I still love it. If you are significantly larger though and not gravity defyingly pert there is no support built in so you might want to take this into consideration.

Whether you’re the boss who wants your employee to earn their next raise outside of the boardroom or the business partner going for a hostile takeover or simply the well dressed secretary who’s boss needs you to take a long DICKtation you’ll feel the part in this simple two piece.

Pair with some killer heeled, spiked stilettos and get your erotic am-dram on.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Clever, well thought out design features, allure of bottom in tight PVC.

Cons: Nothing.

Bottom Line: A great addition to the bedroom dressing up box.

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 04/03/21
Lovehoney Mindful Black Lace Plunging Body

Mindful

This teddy was delivered in the normal Lovehoney packaging and inside a ‘Mindful’ biodegradable bag. The Mindful range is a great step for LH, and this teddy proves that lingerie made from recycled materials could be the next big thing.

This teddy felt heavy before I even removed it from its packaging. The black floral lace which flows throughout is stretchy and durable; it isn’t necessarily delicate like you find with a lot of lingerie. It can certainly take a few tugs.

I stepped into it. It became a little tight around my size 12 hips and I heard a couple of stitches pop despite trying to gently shimmy into it, but once over my hips the waistband sat comfortably and the lace flowed over my bum. At 5ft6, I had no issues with the length. It sat without digging in anywhere.

I adjusted the sliders on the racerback style straps to tighten the fit in the chest slightly, and there’s another slider at the back on the band to give or take a couple of inches. I’m a size 10 on top and a 36C and this piece is a M/L. It gave a relaxed, comfortable fit while also keeping my boobs in (although you can get a little peak of skin through the lace which I really enjoy).

I think the little ‘keyhole’ in the chest adds an element of sex appeal, as well as the relatively low cut to the back, however I see myself lounging around the house in this more than anything… it’s that comfy. And if you want to wear it to bed (literally to bed… as nightwear), I wouldn’t blame you.

I personally wouldn’t normally choose the mint green against the black but it works. It’s a little different, but different, as proved, can be a good thing!

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: fit, comfort, material

Cons: slightly tight over hips

Bottom Line: comfortable, cute, ethically aware, and great to wear in the bedroom (as lingerie or nightwear!)

[Green_Eyed_Girl]

by @Green_Eyed_Girl , Date of Review
Fifty Shades of Grey Sweet Anticipation Faux Leather Ankle Cuffs

Better than a boquet

These cuffs are really beautiful. The red rose pattern is classy and very sexy, with a nice shine to it. The fabric of the cuff is soft but durable and well finished. I also like that the 50 shades branding is on the underneath of the tongue, as i often find it distracts from the look of items.

These are actually the most comfortable pair of cuffs Ive tried, and really minimise pressure on the ankle when on. They fit well for my 28 cm/11 inch ankles on the 3rd Hole, and where reasonably easy to do up. Though the buckle design does make a bit more of a fiddle.

The double ended chain is solid and a nice length, especially if you want cuffs with a bit more movement, and is fully removable so could easily be exchanged for a double d clip if you want something more restricting.

My one concern with this set is that the buckle has some sort of rotating section built into it, which seems a rather strange design and does make me wonder how much hard play they’d withstand. Though i failed to bend this when i had a go, if your someone who puts a lot of strain on your gear, you may want to pick a sturdier set. For lighter use though they where purfectly fine and i had no issues with them.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Gorgeous, Incredibly comfortable, fully removable chain, branding hidden

Cons: Rotating Buckle design not so good for rough play

Bottom Line: So comfy and Pretty as a picture but possibly not for rougher play

Ps. Didnt actually realise these guys where reversible at the time i wrote the review. Naturally i ended up using them pattern outward. The red side is not quite as soft as the black and i definitely prefer them this way round.

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 12/08/21
Fantasy Pink Satin Tie-Up Bralette Set

Gutted.

I had this bra set in my saved items for a long time, debating buying it but being aware of negative reviews. I think reviews are important and in this instance should be taken on board.

At size 10 on top, 12 on bottom and 36C, I knew I didn’t quite have the measurements of the model, but I hoped it’d still flatter me, somehow, surely. I received this in One Size.

The pink satin is beautiful. It’s smooth, sexy and feels lovely against the skin, and if this piece worked then it’d look great. There’s an element of stretch throughout.

I like the tie-sides of the thong; I know my OH would have great fun untying them and revealing what’s underneath. Getting a nice bow does seem to take practice though! I can’t fault the thong much, but there are loose threads and this continues with the bra.

I slipped the bra on and attempted a half decent bow. It didn’t flatter my boobs at all or hold them in place, nor did it stay in place itself. It felt quite delicate and all the loose threads didn’t fill me with much hope, however I saved it for another day and put it on to show my OH. It didn’t compliment my body how I hoped it would despite my OH saying how much he loved it.

An absolute shame because I really, really liked how it looked from the pictures.

Overall Rating: 2 out of 5 stars

Pros: material, colour, ties

Cons: no support, poor build quality

Bottom Line: sexy in theory but didn’t quite work

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 25/10/21
Fifty Shades of Grey Sweet Anticipation Silicone Ballgag

The Anticipation is Worth the Wait

I’m always looking for accessories, of any sort, that will suit my appearance. With bright red hair, a pale complexion and dark glasses, this ballgag not only matches perfectly but turns me from girl next door to a gagged, begging submissive.

The ballgag arrives in a brown Fifty Shades of Grey envelope and inside a branded black drawstring bag. I always appreciate toys that come with storage bags included, particularly toys or accessories that have silicone, like the ball of this gag, to avoid attracting dust/fluff.

The ballgag itself has a couple of tags attached with safety, care and storage instructions on. I’m not a newbie to ballgags but will always read the labels.

The gag itself has a soft faux leather strap, with the inside being plain black and the outer depicting a sensual red and black floral, shimmery design. What’s better, the gag can be worn either way as it’s entirely reversible.

There are a few inches worth of velcro to play around with to cater to your size. I find it fits well with plenty of velcro leftover, although only issue I’ve found so far is that I’ve caught my hair a few times while securing the straps.

The ball is a comfortable size and made of silicone, so very easy to clean and isn’t too firm to bite down on. Each side of the ball there is a stretchy silicone extension which comes in very useful for any extended periods of use where I often find the corners of my mouth may get a little sore.

The silicone and the straps are connected by black D rings which are very secure. I can’t fault the build quality of this ballgag at all! There are no loose threads, snags or marks, and a lot of attention has gone into the overall colour coordination, the storage and great quality materials.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: design, reversible, materials, colours, fit

Cons: my hair never fails to get stuck in the velcro!

[Mint-Monster]

by @Mint-Monster , 05/10/2021
Lovehoney Feline Frisky Leopard Print Catsuit Costume

A Frisky Feline

Thank you Lovehoney for sending me this classic cat costume to review.

Off the bat, this isn’t really something I’d consider bedroom attire (nothing stopping it being, though) as it’s more in the Halloween costume department. There’s a very 70s Josie and the Pussy Cats vibe to it which is cool. A style gone by perhaps, but is nowhere near using up its nine lives just yet. There’s no secret zips or holes to be found so you’ll have to take most of it off if you need to use the loo or something more wild.

The materials are decent. Smooth and stretchy which is similar to leggings. I enjoyed running my paws across it. Mostly comfortable, but the only part that scritched and scratched were the inner seams at the top of the black legs. Pretty noticeable when walking and could be irritating after a while. Beware if you’re going to wear this out and about as it won’t keep you warm at all! BRR! From the backside it has some coverage but isn’t quite squat proof. Seamless underwear or a light thong should help. It may also be due to the suit pattern going paler around the ass area, too. Didn’t notice the surface seams that much as they tended to get blended out by the spots.

The ear headband is very basic, but goes well with the rest of the suit. Glad it wasn’t the fluffy kind. They arrived disassembled and you adjust the ears along the headband to get your preferred position. Pretty straight forward.

It comes with a collar and bell so people can always tell where you are. There’s two sizes to adjust to using the stud button fasteners. The largest feels too big for me, but the smaller one is fine. However, this then makes the back uneven. If you have long enough hair then you can cover up this imperfection. It may also just be me, but I think the collar would have been better in black to balance out the suit more? Imagine a cat having a collar that matches its fur. Odd, right? Anyway, nothing stopping you from switching it out with another one of your choice or even a simple choker.

I’m generally not a fan of low cut neck lines since all they do is remind me that I carry a Small Titty Committee member’s card. Maybe a good bra would help, but I don’t own any like that - just sports ones. Wearing one of my black sporties still seemed to balance well enough. I guess it’s always flattering to show off a bit of skin no matter what you have down them ways, right?

The stretchy belt completes the look and cinches in the middle. The suit looks a bit too plain without it - just adds that instant pizzazz, y’know? As the bold belt draws quite a bit of attention, it may not be best if you’re self conscious around the belly or hip area. Almost like it’s sitting on top of them. You can pull it down or adjust it, but it still tends to gravitate to the same zone regardless. I bet you could also mix the same snazzy belt with other pieces of clothing as well.

Love the tail and the way it hangs. It attaches to a tiny loop on the back so you can barely see how it’s staying there. It sits just at the right spot where a tail would probably be. I enjoyed making it move and shake a little too much. You have to be careful with it though because it wouldn’t take much to snap the loop or tear the back if the tail was pulled too hard. You could also turn the belt around and attach it to the straps if you wanted to for a higher tail, I guess? It has a bendable wire inside so you can add a bit of shape to it. Another fun factor it has is that the tail can be taken off and used like a whip! Don’t worry! The wire has foam around it so it doesn’t sting… much.

As a UK size 8 at 5’1, the S/M (8-10) suit fits for the most part. There’s some slight looseness around the shoulders and arms, but it certainly isn’t baggy. I also like the thumb holes for a sleeker and claw-like look. The fit was best around my ass and thighs which showed them off. It was everything below here that had issues. Afraid I’m a bit too short in the legs which is a common problem I have with pants and leggings. Anything south of the knees hangs loose with the feet parts being the most noticeable like giant socks. Even walking around made them limbo lower by themselves so be careful in case they get in the way. I thought it was an odd choice to have the feet sewn up (like tights). Having open ones may have made it slightly more fixable? Pulling them up would just make them fold around the thighs so that’s a no go. The suit looks amazing on the size 8 LH model, but she has an extra 9 inches on me. So I guess this won’t fit quite right if you’re vertically challenged or have short legs like me. You can try to combat this by wearing high boots to cover the loose areas. It may look like you’re wearing two sets of boots with the black designs on the legs, but it beats the other way I suppose?

It’s basically the same material as some of my leggings so I knew it would be safe in the washing machine. It doesn’t take too long to dry either. There was no noticeable change in the fit or quality afterwards. Only the main body requires cleaning as the rest of the accessories aren’t exactly in the firing lines to get dirty. A quick wipe over should do those. This is quite a sizable set, so you may want to think about storage options and keeping it together.

Overall, I think the set is cool and frisky. Adorable pointy ears that don’t grind my gears. Chest on show where it’s best. A collar and bell that don’t go so well, but at least the ass is class. And most importantly, excess fabric around the feet isn’t so neat. Even though my partner doesn’t like leopard print, he still admired how much you got in the set and the way it showed off my figure. He was in agreement with the leg parts, though. Sad meow. Just wish I was taller or had longer legs to fully appreciate the garment in all its growling glory.

(My photos here)

Overall Rating: 4/5

Pros: Tail. That 70s vibe. Easy to clean. Cool belt. Cute, simple ears. Get quite a bit in set.

Cons: My legs aren’t long enough to appreciate it fully. Itchy seams. Collar. Low neck line.

Bottom Line: 80% PAW-some and 20% CAT-astrophic.

[PKH]

by @PKH, 20 Dec 2021
Exposed Lust Studded Wet Look Open Front Strappy Teddy

Boobs framed and on display!

I LOVE THIS TEDDY!!! It is so so sexy with the shiny, studded straps framing my chest! I’m SO happy it fits!! I wear size 2-4 US, 36C, 5’00” with a 27” waist and 35” hips, and I bought the one size (4-8). I thought it wouldn’t fit because the only teddies that have fit so far are the really stretchy ones, but I loved the look of this teddy and planned that if the top part fit but the middle was maybe too long, I was going to do a little snipping and DIY to make it fit me, but when I tried it on, it fit perfectly! Still not sure the right way to put the teddy on, if it’s better to slip the center band (that goes around my ribs and back) over my head/shoulders or pull it up from my hips/butt (either way feels a little snug to get pulled up or down), but I keep managing to get it on, so maybe it doesn’t matter. This is another piece that I don’t think I’d be able to get on correctly in the dark, I always have to untwist, untangle, and examine it before putting it on.

The wet look fabric is slick, smooth, shiny, and has a bit of a stretch. It’s pretty similar fabric to the Mapale wet look pieces and not as shiny as the Lovehoney Fierce collection. You can’t see in the picture, but the neck is fastened in the back with velcro. The velcro fasteners are stitched on well. When I first saw the velcro closure, I was worried that the neck would be too large and would wind up loose (or that if I tightened it too much, the tip of the velcro would stick out), but it fit comfortably, not too loose or tight around my neck when fastened with the edges of the velcro squared up (just measured, my neck is around 12”). Another piece I bought a few months ago had a velcro fastened neck, but it was poorly stitched and wound up really cheapening the look and feel of it, so I was pleased with this one.

I was disappointed when I noticed that the hip straps were twisted upon opening. I thought they must have been sewn on twisted and that was that, but then noticed the g string wasn’t stitched to the hip straps - it’s sewn into a little loop so it can slide on the hip straps, and I was able to untwist the hip straps, so now it’s perfect! Another big pro with that sliding loop is that we can easily pull the g string to the side of one cheek (like the back of a jock strap) to keep it out of the way for oral and penetrative sex. I thought I would’ve liked having a metal ring where the g string meets the hip straps (as it would’ve kept the studded and metal look from top to bottom), but I really like being able to slide the g string to the side when it’s time to get down to business.

The only downside that I’ve found is the way the studs are fastened to the wet look fabric. Each stud has 4 sharp pieces that pierce the fabric, and then they’re bent in to secure them in place. I haven’t been worried about being scratched at all (they’re bent in well), but some of the prongs look like they’re barely hanging onto the fabric, and if handled roughly, I think some of the studs could fall out, so I’m being careful so that it will last.

I feel SO sexy when I wear this. My husband loves the edgy look. When I showed it to him on the site before ordering it, he said it might be a bit much (for his taste in lingerie), but when I wear it for him, it’s just right! I’d recommend it to anyone looking for a hot edgy piece!!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Sexy studded frame around chest. G string slides out of the way.

Cons: Studs not all secure. Center strap a little snug to pull up (over hips) or down (over shoulders).

Bottom Line: Perfect for an edgy and dramatic look!

[PKH]

by @PKH, 25 Aug 2021
Mapale Wet Look Triangle Bra

Not the wet look I wanted

I wear size 2/4US depending on the style, 36C, and I bought the S/M. I love how this bra looks on the LH model, but I knew as soon as I got it that it wasn’t for me. The fit is just like a swimsuit top that ties behind the neck and back, but the string material felt really flimsy, like it would easily tear or break if I tied it too tight or pulled on it too hard. The triangle cup material also feels really flimsy and thin, like my nail could easily scrape and rip the material. Additionally, the material does not have the same “wet” look as other Maple Wet Look items. I got two other Mapale Wet Look items (thong and ruffle mini skirt) that I like, and the material on the other two is totally different, much more durable feeling and thicker. After trying it on to be sure, I put it back in it’s bag and returned it. (And LH did a great job processing my return!)

Overall Rating: 1 out of 5 stars

Pros: Adjustable fit for different body shapes

Cons: Flimsy and cheap feeling material

Bottom Line: Not for me, returned this bra

[PKH]

by @PKH, 16 Jan 2022
Lovehoney Rose-Patterned Lace Stockings

Too big and loose

The material was soft, and the lace pattern was really pretty, but the stockings were way too big. I’m size 2/4 US (5’00”), and I bought the one size (4-12). When I pulled the stockings to the very top of my thighs, they were still loose and looked baggy. The material around my ankles was not tight enough to cling and curve with my ankle but sat an inch off my skin. Also, they looked a lot darker on my legs because the material wasn’t stretched to reveal the rose pattern more clearly. I was really disappointed because they looked so cute on the LH model, but I was swimming in them, so I returned them.

Overall Rating: 2 out of 5 stars

Pros: Pretty lace pattern and soft material

Cons: Too long and loose

Bottom Line: Too big if you’re short and size 2/4

[PKH]

by @PKH’s OH, 16 Jan 2022
Male Power Satin Thong

Bright Shiny Blue

I really like the look of this thong, and the fit is just right! I bought the S/M in blue (I’m 6’00” with a 32” waist). The fabric is very bright, flashy, and has a nice shine. It feels more slick than soft. The crotch area has a good sized pouch and is a comfortable fit for my penis and balls without being too tight. The waistband and all the edges have a good stretch. The fabric on the pouch is not as stretchy as the edges, but still has a bit of a stretch (not as stretchy as my other thongs). If I get an erection with it on, it gets a bit tight to leave it in the thong, but it’s easy to pull down the front or slip it out to the side.

My only complaint is that the seam under my balls (where it connects to the edge stitching on each side) is a little rough and scratchy on my skin, but it’s just that one seam, the other seams are fine. My wife really likes how it looks on me, so the stylish look of the thong outweighs the slight discomfort, but when I plan on wearing a thong for longer than an hour, I choose a more comfortable one (without scratchy seams). Wearing thongs like this one has given me more confidence in the bedroom!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Bright blue color. Shiny fabric. Good sized pouch. Stretchy waistband and edges.

Cons: Scratchy seam under my balls.

Bottom Line: Flashy, attention grabbing thong!

[PKH]

by @PKH, 21 Jan 2022
Lovehoney White Crotchless Lace Spaghetti Strap Teddy

Soft and Cozy!

I usually prefer black lingerie, but I went for white this time and don’t regret it! I feel like the white gives a sweet and innocent look, despite being completely see through (nipples are 100% visible) and crotchless. The lace pattern over the netting is very sexy. The fit is just about perfect for me. I wear size 2/4 US, 36C, 5’00” with a 27” waist and 35” hips, and I bought the one size (4-12). Sometimes stretchy teddies will wrinkle or look a little loose on my waist or under my boobs since I’m on the smaller end of the one size range, but this one clings to me while still having a good stretch. The only spots that have visible wrinkling are the fabric running across my crotch and the elastic around my legs, but if I make sure the fabric is pulled taut, problem solved!

The fabric is very soft, but not overly delicate like some of my other lingerie. The material feels strong and secure, so I don’t worry about snagging on the lace or netting when putting it on or while wearing it. I like they way it holds my boobs and gives plenty of support, but it doesn’t give them much lift. The fabric going across the crotch and slightly up the back is thicker than the lace and fishnet design on the rest of the teddy. While being crotchless, there is still a wide fabric strip that runs on each side of the opening, so it’s still very comfortable for lounging around in at home, without feeling like you’re hanging out the bottom. The crotchless opening is not super long/wide, so I will usually take the teddy off after foreplay if there’s going to be penetration to avoid dirtying the fabric around the opening. I don’t like that there’s a seam that goes across the fabric on the crotch - it isn’t scratchy at all, but the fabric rolls/curls a bit in that area.

Overall, this teddy is cozy and comfy, and I’d recommend it whether you’re looking to seduce someone or to feel sexy at home by yourself : )

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Soft, stretchy, clingy fabric. See through netting. Brightens my look in white.

Cons: I don’t like the seam going across the fabric on each side of the open crotch.

Bottom Line: Very sexy lace and netting design. Very comfortable to lounge in.

[Mint-Monster]

by @Mint-Monster , 03/10/2018
Realistic Silicone G-Spot Suction Cup Dildo 5.5 Inch

A Great Little Dildo

It was cheap with hardly any reviews but it looked like it needed some love so I took a chance and bought it along with another batch of toys. When it arrived the box was a little dusty. It must have been waiting for a long time for someone to take it home. Poor little thing. I gave it a good clean and it was as good as new.

I don’t like realistic toys at all, but this is a good balance of real/unreal to me. It has no veins or balls, just the head with a few ridges and a curvy shaft that resembles hips in a way. I just love how this one toy has so much shape and textures going for it. The silicone is very firm and there is no give in it, which may be a deal breaker if you prefer the softer/squishier type of silicone. It has a little flexibility, but it’s mainly near the base. It’s quite a small dildo, so it’s easy to insert with some lube and doesn’t look intimidating (in fact, I think it looks cute).

Once inserted, the toy really shows you what it’s made of. The tip stimulates the G-spot with ease and the ridges add to the intense sensation. For me, I like to insert just the tip so the head and ridges can work their magic near my opening as I’m very fond of being stimulated there. While the ridges do feel great when you’re all wet and ready, they can also feel irritating if you aren’t. They’re pretty defined and can feel a little “sharp” rubbing against your internal walls so I suggest using a good lube and topping-up when you need it to avoid going dry. I love the curvy shaft of the toy too; you can really feel it with each thrust.

This is usually the part where I say “I would have liked more girth”, but actually, I’m content with the size. It may not be very big, but it’s got so much in the way of form that I didn’t even think about wanting it bigger during use like some other dildos.

I don’t ever use the suction cup function on such toys, but for the sake of the review I stuck it to the back of a small mirror and rode it for a good few minutes and it didn’t budge. Pretty impressive. The cup base isn’t ridiculously wide or rigid so you can easily use a clitoral stimulator of your choice with it. I usually masturbate on my back using the cup as a grip and I rarely have any issues with it slipping.

I honestly don’t know why this toy isn’t more popular on the site. It’s a great little dildo with lots of charm and personality. The only thing it needs is more love in my opinion.

Overall Rating: 4/5

Pros: Good size and shape. Ridges add to the sensations.

Cons: The silicone is very firm and may not be for everyone.

Bottom Line: A great little dildo. It needs more appreciation.

[Mint-Monster]

by @Mint-Monster , 15/08/2018
Lovehoney Mega Mighty 3 Extra Inches Penis Extender with Ball Loop

The material isn’t for me…

My boyfriend chose a batch of toys for himself including this extender for us to use together. We’ve never used this type of toy before so we were excited to bring it into the bedroom. The jelly/rubber material is a bit of a pain because it seems to “stick” to everything it touches. Getting it in and out of a bag is a nightmare. When he was putting it on his penis, it was making some embarrassing noises, but I suppose it’s to be expected. Gave us a chuckle at least.

After applying plenty of lube, I eased myself on top and he loved watching me take it all. His penis doesn’t fill the entire inside of the toy and I feel the “empty” part was flopping around a little. Sometimes it would pop out and I had to stop to put it back in again. This wasn’t really a big deal, though. The main big issue I noticed is that it seemed to eat through lube like it was nothing! We kept having to re-apply it every few minutes otherwise it would get uncomfortable for me. He said my vagina was wet, but the toy was bone dry.

When we were getting more vigorous and experimenting with positions it felt great (especially for doggy-style). He could really go for it without cumming because the material is so thick that he can’t feel much. It’s also filling and satisfying for me, but it did feel a little too girthy around the very base so we didn’t go too deep.

While I was enjoying myself, it did start to feel dry and uncomfortable yet again and we eventually had enough of stopping to apply lube so we took it off and just enjoyed each other instead. I believe we had this issue because of the material and not the size of the toy. I’ve never experienced this with any of my other toys and I think it’s because they are mostly silicone. I’ve since sent this extender back to Lovehoney in exchange for a silicone one in hopes that me and my boyfriend will have a better time.

Overall Rating: 2/5

Pros: Made him last much longer. Satisfying size

Cons: It’s a lube eater. The material dries me out and feels uncomfortable.

Bottom Line: The material just isn’t for me. At least I know to avoid it now.

[Mint-Monster]

by @Mint-Monster , 23/08/2018
Happy Rabbit G-Spot Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator

I’m A Happy Girl

I couldn’t wait to get this in my collection after seeing all the rave reviews on the site. I have another G-spot rabbit that doesn’t quite reach my G-spot, but I still enjoy using it. Surely this one would hit it. How could it miss with that big ball-shaped end?

It has a lovely simple and sleek design and the buttons are super easy to use. The toy didn’t have any charge in it when it arrived so I had to charge it for a while before I could figure out what it did. The long button controls the shaft and the small round button controls the rabbit ears. You hold them in to switch it off but the toy also comes with a handy “lock” feature to prevent it buzzing if you’re travelling with it.

It’s made of high-grade silicone and it gives off strong vibrations. The rabbit ears are the perfect balance of soft and firm. They only have 3 constant speed settings and I feel that there isn’t much difference between them. The shaft on the other hand has much more intense and varied vibrations to choose from. You’re sure to find a setting for you. I’ve managed to climax successfully with every one, which is a first for me. It also “remembers” what setting you last used so you don’t have to flick through from the start like many other vibes. The vibrations are pretty quiet, too (you’ll probably be making more noise than the toy itself).

The ball tip is great for teasing your external spots. There can be a little discomfort with inserting and removing it, though. It feels like it’s “hooking” me a little. You can get around this by angling it correctly as it goes in/out. But once that tip is on your G-spot: Wow! It presses firmly without mercy and those vibrations are bliss. Get those little rabbit ears going and you’re gonna be one happy bunny.

The first time I used it, I was desperately trying not to orgasm because my refractory period is quite long and I just wanted to savour the pleasure. Everything just feels amazing down there when it’s going full throttle. I only lasted a few minutes before having a powerful orgasm with minimal effort. I use this toy a lot and it never disappoints. I do wish the ears matched the power and variety of the shaft, but maybe that’s not how it’s meant to work? Oh, well.

It’s very easy to clean afterwards with some toy cleaner spray. The toy stands firmly by itself so you can just leave it to air-dry or charge. I love the way it stands so proudly waiting for your imminent return for the next round. I would definitely buy other toys in the Happy Rabbit range after being so thrilled with this one. I’ve currently got my eye on the Curve.

(Update: Yes, I bought the Curve and it’s also great. I still use them both to this day).

Overall Rating: 4/5

Pros: Shaft patterns. Good vibrations. Easy to use. Rechargeable. Good size.

Cons: The ears need more speed/variety. The tip can feel uncomfortable.

Bottom Line: Always gives me great orgasms. I’m one happy girl.

[valbowski77]

Womanizer Starlet 3 - Rechargeable

Small and Powerful but Unimpressive

CAVIET

Please know that my wife doesn’t shop the site, nor did she know this was coming for testing. Some words in this review are hers and some are mine, but the review is a combined effort both through touch and feel and use as a couple. I cannot speak to the solo use as I am never there for that…

PACKAGING
All in all, the concept is simple. I do have to admit that when the package came, I had to rip it open and see what this was all about. Being that I don’t have a clitoris (which I wish I did) made this concept something that I had to know more about. Being that my OH knew that this was on its way, I think I was far more excited about it than her. The packaging was simple and there was no hiding what you bought from prying eyes.

Overall – 4 stars

SIZE
Upon opening the box, I must admit I was a little disappointed. This seemed like such a big deal that the size of the box had me thinking about what was in it. The overall size is tiny! Based on the size of my hand, this thing seemed awkward to hold. Being that it isn’t something I would be holding after all, I was curious to see how it would fit in my OH’s hand. It is very short in length. The buttons are small but seem responsive and easy to navigate. They seem to have a braille type system and being that the buttons are side by side, they are easy to navigate. Being a man, why read the instructions? I pushed the buttons, held them down, held them down together and played with the functionality to see if I could figure it out. The buttons don’t get in the way even thought they are are on the top side, which is good, I think. The cycles can be ran through quickly but tough to do with one hand. Hides nicely in a pocket or a carry bag though.

Overall – 3 stars

INTENSITY
This unit was underwhelming in the power department, or so I thought. Not having one of these babies before and simply putting my finger over the end, seemed boring. I think the OH and I were expecting far more than what happened. However, after lubing up and seeing how she got it in the right spot, the intensity seemed to be enough for her needs. Whatever you call the pulses…(I will refer to them as mini-suctions) seem to occur at a low frequency, giving them a mechanical feel. I think I was expecting a smoother, silkier hum. My wife agrees that the Starlet feels almost like a banging. Just to get her to cup overtop of the clit and get it in the right spot seemed to take forever. As I watched I was feeling impatient at the time it took to find the right level, spot, and position to get the “fish-mouth” over the love button. There are no interchangeable ends, so it is what it is. My wife preferred oral to the machine because the area around the clit is always stimulated as well. This seemed to be a “set it and forget it” style of arousal… There are only few options for intensities — you have 4-6 levels which sort of all felt the same.
The noise of the sucker is still audible even when in place.

Noise – 3 stars

CHARGING
This unit is rechargeable which I think adds to the weight. The magnetic charging “dots” seem weak and tend to fall off easily. You have to find just the right angle to get it to connect and without knowing, you can lose contact with a “dot” and not be charging at all. The system seems amateurish and probably could have been thought out better. We took it to full charge and after 20 minutes + it still seemed to be going strong.

OVERALL
This baby was used as a tool in the hand of a sexual professional but an amateur at the same time. She had never used this type of tool before and although it has only one function, it seemed to be disappointing to us both. After initial arousal we introduced the toy with her holding it in the exact right spot and me inside her. I had to be careful not to knock her out of rhythm or it would lose suction. When it finally happened, I think we both felt that it was a waste of an orgasm. It was intense but empty…
Save your money and perhaps go with something a little bigger and longer. Although we are ignorant to know what that exactly is, this seemed like a high school version of a luxury device. Probably a great introductory unit for a beginner or someone with a small clit, this thing was not a couple’s toy nor something you can really use together. I get that it sucks and pulls on a clitoris… but once introduced to the session, it seemed to kill the fire that was burning.

Overall – 3.5 Stars based on complete ignorance of what could have been…

Pros:
Ease of use, easy to hide, Powerful and rumbly if that’s what you like

Cons:
Hard to hold, mechanical pulses, felt entry level

Bottom Line:
Great entry level unit if you don’t know the difference. Save your money if you are a “pro”

[Green_Eyed_Girl]

I, personally, had fit issues with this one. Otherwise its a very nice piece and if you dont have wide shoulders you are probably going to be fine with it.

by @Green_Eyed_Girl , Date of Review
Lovehoney plus size fierce muse wet look dress

Not for wide shoulders

I liked a lot of things about this dress. This was my first wet look piece, so i was pleasantly suprised by how soft The material is and surprisingly stretchy, which i found hugged my figure really well. The lace is beautiful when on and really shows off the skin tone whilst keeping anything your a bit self conscious of covered. The dress is a nice length, shows off just a hint of bum cheek for me. So if your looking to wear this clubbing you’ll probably want tights with it.

As a B cup 16 on top, 18/20 on the bottom the 18-20 size fit well through the body, but sadly this is not one that worked with my wide shoulders. The dress is quite stretchy, so there is some wiggle room, but i found the fit across the shoulders too small for me (something i do sometimes struggle with on clothing).
Combined with a slight snugness in the arms it means that if you may need to go up a size if (like me) shoulder fit is an issue for you.
For everyone else though, your probably fine, and i can see it being very flattering for other bodyshapes.

The neckline fell well and was sexy without being too revealing when zipped up. What i really liked was the 2 way zipper, which didn’t open under pressure and allowed you to adjust the neck and hemline or get more access easily in either direction.
Look wise i felt the lace panels on the hip weren’t the most flattering for me and my curves (my bum is not my favourite feature), but this is very much a matter of personal taste.

Overall i think this a really nice item, just not one thats a super fit for wide shoulders sadly. Otherwise it has alot to recommend it and i really wish it fitted me better

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Pros: Very soft material, clings nicely to curves, zip is excellent and doesnt open under pressure, sexy

Cons: Not wide enough across the shoulders, little snug on arms

Bottom Line: Quality, Very attractive piece that people with wide shoulders may need to pick in a larger size.