My Reviews

[PKH]

by @PKH, 21 Jan 2022
Lovehoney White Crotchless Lace Spaghetti Strap Teddy

Soft and Cozy!

I usually prefer black lingerie, but I went for white this time and don’t regret it! I feel like the white gives a sweet and innocent look, despite being completely see through (nipples are 100% visible) and crotchless. The lace pattern over the netting is very sexy. The fit is just about perfect for me. I wear size 2/4 US, 36C, 5’00” with a 27” waist and 35” hips, and I bought the one size (4-12). Sometimes stretchy teddies will wrinkle or look a little loose on my waist or under my boobs since I’m on the smaller end of the one size range, but this one clings to me while still having a good stretch. The only spots that have visible wrinkling are the fabric running across my crotch and the elastic around my legs, but if I make sure the fabric is pulled taut, problem solved!

The fabric is very soft, but not overly delicate like some of my other lingerie. The material feels strong and secure, so I don’t worry about snagging on the lace or netting when putting it on or while wearing it. I like they way it holds my boobs and gives plenty of support, but it doesn’t give them much lift. The fabric going across the crotch and slightly up the back is thicker than the lace and fishnet design on the rest of the teddy. While being crotchless, there is still a wide fabric strip that runs on each side of the opening, so it’s still very comfortable for lounging around in at home, without feeling like you’re hanging out the bottom. The crotchless opening is not super long/wide, so I will usually take the teddy off after foreplay if there’s going to be penetration to avoid dirtying the fabric around the opening. I don’t like that there’s a seam that goes across the fabric on the crotch - it isn’t scratchy at all, but the fabric rolls/curls a bit in that area.

Overall, this teddy is cozy and comfy, and I’d recommend it whether you’re looking to seduce someone or to feel sexy at home by yourself : )

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Soft, stretchy, clingy fabric. See through netting. Brightens my look in white.

Cons: I don’t like the seam going across the fabric on each side of the open crotch.

Bottom Line: Very sexy lace and netting design. Very comfortable to lounge in.

[Mint-Monster]

by @Mint-Monster , 03/10/2018
Realistic Silicone G-Spot Suction Cup Dildo 5.5 Inch

A Great Little Dildo

It was cheap with hardly any reviews but it looked like it needed some love so I took a chance and bought it along with another batch of toys. When it arrived the box was a little dusty. It must have been waiting for a long time for someone to take it home. Poor little thing. I gave it a good clean and it was as good as new.

I don’t like realistic toys at all, but this is a good balance of real/unreal to me. It has no veins or balls, just the head with a few ridges and a curvy shaft that resembles hips in a way. I just love how this one toy has so much shape and textures going for it. The silicone is very firm and there is no give in it, which may be a deal breaker if you prefer the softer/squishier type of silicone. It has a little flexibility, but it’s mainly near the base. It’s quite a small dildo, so it’s easy to insert with some lube and doesn’t look intimidating (in fact, I think it looks cute).

Once inserted, the toy really shows you what it’s made of. The tip stimulates the G-spot with ease and the ridges add to the intense sensation. For me, I like to insert just the tip so the head and ridges can work their magic near my opening as I’m very fond of being stimulated there. While the ridges do feel great when you’re all wet and ready, they can also feel irritating if you aren’t. They’re pretty defined and can feel a little “sharp” rubbing against your internal walls so I suggest using a good lube and topping-up when you need it to avoid going dry. I love the curvy shaft of the toy too; you can really feel it with each thrust.

This is usually the part where I say “I would have liked more girth”, but actually, I’m content with the size. It may not be very big, but it’s got so much in the way of form that I didn’t even think about wanting it bigger during use like some other dildos.

I don’t ever use the suction cup function on such toys, but for the sake of the review I stuck it to the back of a small mirror and rode it for a good few minutes and it didn’t budge. Pretty impressive. The cup base isn’t ridiculously wide or rigid so you can easily use a clitoral stimulator of your choice with it. I usually masturbate on my back using the cup as a grip and I rarely have any issues with it slipping.

I honestly don’t know why this toy isn’t more popular on the site. It’s a great little dildo with lots of charm and personality. The only thing it needs is more love in my opinion.

Overall Rating: 4/5

Pros: Good size and shape. Ridges add to the sensations.

Cons: The silicone is very firm and may not be for everyone.

Bottom Line: A great little dildo. It needs more appreciation.

[Mint-Monster]

by @Mint-Monster , 15/08/2018
Lovehoney Mega Mighty 3 Extra Inches Penis Extender with Ball Loop

The material isn’t for me…

My boyfriend chose a batch of toys for himself including this extender for us to use together. We’ve never used this type of toy before so we were excited to bring it into the bedroom. The jelly/rubber material is a bit of a pain because it seems to “stick” to everything it touches. Getting it in and out of a bag is a nightmare. When he was putting it on his penis, it was making some embarrassing noises, but I suppose it’s to be expected. Gave us a chuckle at least.

After applying plenty of lube, I eased myself on top and he loved watching me take it all. His penis doesn’t fill the entire inside of the toy and I feel the “empty” part was flopping around a little. Sometimes it would pop out and I had to stop to put it back in again. This wasn’t really a big deal, though. The main big issue I noticed is that it seemed to eat through lube like it was nothing! We kept having to re-apply it every few minutes otherwise it would get uncomfortable for me. He said my vagina was wet, but the toy was bone dry.

When we were getting more vigorous and experimenting with positions it felt great (especially for doggy-style). He could really go for it without cumming because the material is so thick that he can’t feel much. It’s also filling and satisfying for me, but it did feel a little too girthy around the very base so we didn’t go too deep.

While I was enjoying myself, it did start to feel dry and uncomfortable yet again and we eventually had enough of stopping to apply lube so we took it off and just enjoyed each other instead. I believe we had this issue because of the material and not the size of the toy. I’ve never experienced this with any of my other toys and I think it’s because they are mostly silicone. I’ve since sent this extender back to Lovehoney in exchange for a silicone one in hopes that me and my boyfriend will have a better time.

Overall Rating: 2/5

Pros: Made him last much longer. Satisfying size

Cons: It’s a lube eater. The material dries me out and feels uncomfortable.

Bottom Line: The material just isn’t for me. At least I know to avoid it now.

[Mint-Monster]

by @Mint-Monster , 23/08/2018
Happy Rabbit G-Spot Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator

I’m A Happy Girl

I couldn’t wait to get this in my collection after seeing all the rave reviews on the site. I have another G-spot rabbit that doesn’t quite reach my G-spot, but I still enjoy using it. Surely this one would hit it. How could it miss with that big ball-shaped end?

It has a lovely simple and sleek design and the buttons are super easy to use. The toy didn’t have any charge in it when it arrived so I had to charge it for a while before I could figure out what it did. The long button controls the shaft and the small round button controls the rabbit ears. You hold them in to switch it off but the toy also comes with a handy “lock” feature to prevent it buzzing if you’re travelling with it.

It’s made of high-grade silicone and it gives off strong vibrations. The rabbit ears are the perfect balance of soft and firm. They only have 3 constant speed settings and I feel that there isn’t much difference between them. The shaft on the other hand has much more intense and varied vibrations to choose from. You’re sure to find a setting for you. I’ve managed to climax successfully with every one, which is a first for me. It also “remembers” what setting you last used so you don’t have to flick through from the start like many other vibes. The vibrations are pretty quiet, too (you’ll probably be making more noise than the toy itself).

The ball tip is great for teasing your external spots. There can be a little discomfort with inserting and removing it, though. It feels like it’s “hooking” me a little. You can get around this by angling it correctly as it goes in/out. But once that tip is on your G-spot: Wow! It presses firmly without mercy and those vibrations are bliss. Get those little rabbit ears going and you’re gonna be one happy bunny.

The first time I used it, I was desperately trying not to orgasm because my refractory period is quite long and I just wanted to savour the pleasure. Everything just feels amazing down there when it’s going full throttle. I only lasted a few minutes before having a powerful orgasm with minimal effort. I use this toy a lot and it never disappoints. I do wish the ears matched the power and variety of the shaft, but maybe that’s not how it’s meant to work? Oh, well.

It’s very easy to clean afterwards with some toy cleaner spray. The toy stands firmly by itself so you can just leave it to air-dry or charge. I love the way it stands so proudly waiting for your imminent return for the next round. I would definitely buy other toys in the Happy Rabbit range after being so thrilled with this one. I’ve currently got my eye on the Curve.

(Update: Yes, I bought the Curve and it’s also great. I still use them both to this day).

Overall Rating: 4/5

Pros: Shaft patterns. Good vibrations. Easy to use. Rechargeable. Good size.

Cons: The ears need more speed/variety. The tip can feel uncomfortable.

Bottom Line: Always gives me great orgasms. I’m one happy girl.

[valbowski77]

Womanizer Starlet 3 - Rechargeable

Small and Powerful but Unimpressive

CAVIET

Please know that my wife doesn’t shop the site, nor did she know this was coming for testing. Some words in this review are hers and some are mine, but the review is a combined effort both through touch and feel and use as a couple. I cannot speak to the solo use as I am never there for that…

PACKAGING
All in all, the concept is simple. I do have to admit that when the package came, I had to rip it open and see what this was all about. Being that I don’t have a clitoris (which I wish I did) made this concept something that I had to know more about. Being that my OH knew that this was on its way, I think I was far more excited about it than her. The packaging was simple and there was no hiding what you bought from prying eyes.

Overall – 4 stars

SIZE
Upon opening the box, I must admit I was a little disappointed. This seemed like such a big deal that the size of the box had me thinking about what was in it. The overall size is tiny! Based on the size of my hand, this thing seemed awkward to hold. Being that it isn’t something I would be holding after all, I was curious to see how it would fit in my OH’s hand. It is very short in length. The buttons are small but seem responsive and easy to navigate. They seem to have a braille type system and being that the buttons are side by side, they are easy to navigate. Being a man, why read the instructions? I pushed the buttons, held them down, held them down together and played with the functionality to see if I could figure it out. The buttons don’t get in the way even thought they are are on the top side, which is good, I think. The cycles can be ran through quickly but tough to do with one hand. Hides nicely in a pocket or a carry bag though.

Overall – 3 stars

INTENSITY
This unit was underwhelming in the power department, or so I thought. Not having one of these babies before and simply putting my finger over the end, seemed boring. I think the OH and I were expecting far more than what happened. However, after lubing up and seeing how she got it in the right spot, the intensity seemed to be enough for her needs. Whatever you call the pulses…(I will refer to them as mini-suctions) seem to occur at a low frequency, giving them a mechanical feel. I think I was expecting a smoother, silkier hum. My wife agrees that the Starlet feels almost like a banging. Just to get her to cup overtop of the clit and get it in the right spot seemed to take forever. As I watched I was feeling impatient at the time it took to find the right level, spot, and position to get the “fish-mouth” over the love button. There are no interchangeable ends, so it is what it is. My wife preferred oral to the machine because the area around the clit is always stimulated as well. This seemed to be a “set it and forget it” style of arousal… There are only few options for intensities — you have 4-6 levels which sort of all felt the same.
The noise of the sucker is still audible even when in place.

Noise – 3 stars

CHARGING
This unit is rechargeable which I think adds to the weight. The magnetic charging “dots” seem weak and tend to fall off easily. You have to find just the right angle to get it to connect and without knowing, you can lose contact with a “dot” and not be charging at all. The system seems amateurish and probably could have been thought out better. We took it to full charge and after 20 minutes + it still seemed to be going strong.

OVERALL
This baby was used as a tool in the hand of a sexual professional but an amateur at the same time. She had never used this type of tool before and although it has only one function, it seemed to be disappointing to us both. After initial arousal we introduced the toy with her holding it in the exact right spot and me inside her. I had to be careful not to knock her out of rhythm or it would lose suction. When it finally happened, I think we both felt that it was a waste of an orgasm. It was intense but empty…
Save your money and perhaps go with something a little bigger and longer. Although we are ignorant to know what that exactly is, this seemed like a high school version of a luxury device. Probably a great introductory unit for a beginner or someone with a small clit, this thing was not a couple’s toy nor something you can really use together. I get that it sucks and pulls on a clitoris… but once introduced to the session, it seemed to kill the fire that was burning.

Overall – 3.5 Stars based on complete ignorance of what could have been…

Pros:
Ease of use, easy to hide, Powerful and rumbly if that’s what you like

Cons:
Hard to hold, mechanical pulses, felt entry level

Bottom Line:
Great entry level unit if you don’t know the difference. Save your money if you are a “pro”

[Green_Eyed_Girl]

I, personally, had fit issues with this one. Otherwise its a very nice piece and if you dont have wide shoulders you are probably going to be fine with it.

by @Green_Eyed_Girl , Date of Review
Lovehoney plus size fierce muse wet look dress

Not for wide shoulders

I liked a lot of things about this dress. This was my first wet look piece, so i was pleasantly suprised by how soft The material is and surprisingly stretchy, which i found hugged my figure really well. The lace is beautiful when on and really shows off the skin tone whilst keeping anything your a bit self conscious of covered. The dress is a nice length, shows off just a hint of bum cheek for me. So if your looking to wear this clubbing you’ll probably want tights with it.

As a B cup 16 on top, 18/20 on the bottom the 18-20 size fit well through the body, but sadly this is not one that worked with my wide shoulders. The dress is quite stretchy, so there is some wiggle room, but i found the fit across the shoulders too small for me (something i do sometimes struggle with on clothing).
Combined with a slight snugness in the arms it means that if you may need to go up a size if (like me) shoulder fit is an issue for you.
For everyone else though, your probably fine, and i can see it being very flattering for other bodyshapes.

The neckline fell well and was sexy without being too revealing when zipped up. What i really liked was the 2 way zipper, which didn’t open under pressure and allowed you to adjust the neck and hemline or get more access easily in either direction.
Look wise i felt the lace panels on the hip weren’t the most flattering for me and my curves (my bum is not my favourite feature), but this is very much a matter of personal taste.

Overall i think this a really nice item, just not one thats a super fit for wide shoulders sadly. Otherwise it has alot to recommend it and i really wish it fitted me better

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Pros: Very soft material, clings nicely to curves, zip is excellent and doesnt open under pressure, sexy

Cons: Not wide enough across the shoulders, little snug on arms

Bottom Line: Quality, Very attractive piece that people with wide shoulders may need to pick in a larger size.

[Mint-Monster]

by @Mint-Monster , 01/02/2022
Tracey Cox Supersex Glass Dildo Set

4 for 2

I know it doesn’t serve any special purpose, but I love that the twosome have their own colours. Just a nice touch. Both look great in their own right - especially around light. Each one comes with its own storage baggy. It may be due to the sleek material, but I found that they liked to peek out often. It’s mainly the clear one, so it could be due to it being slightly too long for its container.

The bulbs/bumps on each of their ends adds some much needed grip during use and cleaning. Of course, they are also good for stimulation. As all ends are different, that gives you 4 possible tips/shafts to experiment with. Not too shabby, eh? I know they aren’t super varied, but different enough to play around with at least.

The girth for both toys isn’t intimidating and would be ideal for beginners looking into vaginal or anal play. Maybe on the small side for my personal preference, but still enjoyable. The smooth surface of glass requires little lube to make it really glide for a slip ‘n’ slide ride. For the clear (anal) dildo, I didn’t feel the need to use a smaller toy to stretch out beforehand either.

As with any glass toys, you have to be cautious with the rigidity as a wrong angle can be uncomfortable. While they look cute, the little dinosaur spikes on the pink one aren’t that stimulating and can clash painfully with harder vibes! Slow and easy wins the race with these. Pinky is a pretty good thruster once you get the hang of it. Both can be used for DP together, however, the clinking and pinching wasn’t fun. It was like a glass sword fight down there! They may not work so well with each other, but shine brighter by themselves or with softer toys.

I’ve only used the clear one anally, so I can’t say what it’s like the other way. Once a dildo gets designated to bum fun, it stays that way. Its S shape prevents it from being sucked straight into the void, so don’t worry. The curve is fun to experiment with as you twist and move it around to hit spots differently. I found the single bulb head was more useful simply because the handle to it (the bumpy side) made it easier to control as I could get my fingers between it. There was barely any of this the other way - especially since anal play requires a fair bit of lube. Not only that, but the multiple bumps act more like typical anal beads than anything you can thrust. And even when I did get the chance to thrust, it was slow and awkward due to the beads being quite prominent. Guess they are more for pulling out at the end, then.

Cleaning is very simple as there are no hard to reach places. Just be careful to not let them slip out your hands. Don’t forget about temperature play! Placing them in warm/cool water for a few minutes before you get down to business will get them at the desired degrees. They also felt great once they reached my body heat during use.

Overall, this is a great set if you’re delving into the world of glassy glee. With 4 heads to explore like a phallic hydra, they are worth the price (and even more so with a discount or sale tag attached).

Overall Rating: 5/5

Pros: Different colours. 4 heads to play with. Temperature play. Not much lube needed. Easy to clean.

Cons: Rigidness not always comfortable. Small bumps on pink one don’t add much. Lack of grip on clear one.

Bottom Line: Fun to experiment with at a decent price range.

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x , 11/05/21
Lovehoney Blue Belle Lace Front-Fastening Underwired Bra Set

Belle of the Bedroom

My parcel came in the normal speedy, discrete way we’re used to with Lovehoney, and from inside I pulled out the bra, the suspender belt and the thong, all in size medium. I’m a 10 and 36C on top, 12 on bottom and 5ft6.

I slipped my arms through the straps of the bra and pulled it up, fastening the column of hook and eyes just below my chest. I find front fastening bras incredibly sexy, and easy. The bra is very comfortable with a great amount of stretch throughout, and the straps are adjustable and thick for that extra comfort or ease of mind. The cups are underwired and partly padded. This is the only downfall of this set for me, but that’s only because my boobs are a little too small. The beautiful lace cups just appear baggy and my boobs, sadly, don’t fill them up. As a result, the little harness-affect straps around the chest are also a little loose. I would prefer a fully padded cup or none at all. Still, it’s a fantastic design, just maybe for those with a bit more boob than I have.

The bra is stunning though and really should be admired, particularly from the back! The racer-style back with the dainty triangle of lace and straps really is a focal point. I adore a toned back and shoulders and this really draws your eyes to that area.

Even the little LH charm is a cute addition.

The suspender belt is of the same material with similar stretch and 3 columns of fastenings. It’s simple and really suits the rest of the set.

The thong is very sexy. I stepped into it and adjusted the double straps across my hips so they weren’t twisted. It was a great fit for me and the straps didn’t dig in at all. The little lace triangle is, again, a very attractive touch.

The entire set feels very well put together. I have put on and removed it multiple times, washed, stretched and pulled and folded away, and it still looks in brand new condition.

I asked my OH for his thoughts, having performed a little twirl for him, and his favourite view is from the back. All the little lace and straps give a very classic, sultry look.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Colour, design, adjustability, stretch, lace

Cons: Cups - too big for me and as a result are baggy

Bottom Line: Classic set, easy to pair with anything, incredibly alluring

(Note: this review is nearly a year old. Since then my boobs have filled out a little and the bra, now, fits wonderfully!)

[Daisy1982]

by @Daisy1982, 29 Jan 2022
Lovehoney Mega Mighty Male Enhancement Kit (6 Piece))

Fun and new pleasures

These were brought for my wife during a promotional period and to add to our collection as she loved the first penis extension we brought which added a whole new pleasure experience to our already fun sex life.

The selection is broad in range in size , girth and nobble bits to add different experience depending on the mood.

I had no issues getting them on as long as I’m hard and use lube but not too much.

Great addition to which always hits the spot with me wife.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Great range of penis extensions , and makes playful fun to test out new pleasures of size and length.

Cons: Vibration not as powerful as we would like other than that nothing.

Bottom Line: Great value, good range of sizes, hits the spots.

[Mint-Monster]

by @Mint-Monster , 04/10/2020
Tracey Cox Supersex Flexible Tip Anal Douche 160ml

Wash and Go

There’s some nice overall quality to this douche and the size seems perfect. The soft and flexible silicone nozzle is comfortable to insert with a bit of lube. You can also bend it around to suit your stance while douching. It doesn’t feel like I’m getting jabbed up there, which is good.

The top part twists on quite securely, but when I get over half way through rinsing and I’m holding on tighter, the water seems to shoot out of the sides? It’s on as tight as I can manage. I’m not sure if this is a safety function to tell you when to stop or that the lid simply isn’t that watertight. Either way, it’s only a minor annoyance. I just refill it to the top and repeat the process. It usually takes me 3 rinses before the water runs clear. If it takes any more than that, then I just cancel my bum fun plans as I know over rinsing isn’t good. I think this is related to how I’m feeling or what I’ve recently ate, and so not the toy’s fault.

The first rinse always makes me go to the toilet - this has been very helpful whenever I’ve been bunged up. I think the water amount in the bulb is just right for a single rinse and it doesn’t feel like the intake is too much or too little. I feel very clean after a successful washout. There is no mess or unpleasant smells when I use my toys or have anal sex afterwards. It probably takes less than 10 minutes of prep, but that’s worth it for me to avoid the worry of things potentially going wrong. I always take a shower after douching so I can feel extra squeaky clean.

The toy itself is also pretty easy to clean. After use, I’ll leave it to soak in a sink of warm, soapy water while I’m showering. I’ll then rinse off the suds from that before going over it once more with some toy cleaner spray. I’m so glad it’s all silicone to make it more hygienic (especially for the job it does). Putting the nozzle back on to squeeze the soapy water through it helps get inside there, too. You can reduce the size of it by sticking the long nozzle in the bulb for easier storage.

I get squeamish about any mess related to anal play, so I’m glad I got this. It does the job and it makes me confident for anal stuff. Less mess equals more fun for me. I’m content with this and don’t feel the need to go looking for another douche.

Overall Rating: 5/5

Pros: Soft, bendy nozzle. Easy to use, clean and store. Nice quality and good size.

Cons: Water sometimes squirts out the sides of the lid when squeezing.

Bottom Line: Does the job. Makes anal play more carefree.

[Mint-Monster]

by @Mint-Monster , 22/10/2018
Lovehoney Satisfy Me Curve Silicone Dildo

The Purple Curve

I got this an extra little basket filler a while ago when it was on sale. Why not, right? One of the first things I noticed about this toy when I took it out the box is that it has a bit of a “gritty” texture on the silicone skin. I didn’t think much of it initially, but when in use it does have a noticeable effect. It feels like I’m drying out and the toy is dragging on me a little. It is especially apparent after I orgasm and pull it out for the last time. It’s not so bad if you use plenty of lube, but I’m used to the slick and smooth sensation I get with my other toys. It’s not really an uncomfortable feeling but you can tell it’s there. That’s all.

It’s not a bad size and it has an interesting shape on both ends. The main end is quite satisfying with that double curve and is good for G-spot stimulation as it’s flexible yet firm. I’m not really a fan of the other end as it’s too thin and angular for my liking, but it’s great for holding onto without losing grip. The size is not too intimidating and is easy to insert without much hassle. I would say it’s good for beginners, but the rough texture of it may put some people off.

Cleaning is super simple as there are no places where dirt can get stuck. Just spray it with toy cleaner, rinse and air-dry it. I’m sure it’s nothing, but I did notice a few minor imperfections in the silicone. Luckily it’s only on the handle so I’m not really concerned.

Hmm… there’s not much else I can say about this dildo. It’s certainly not my favourite and that’s mainly due to the texture, but I do wonder how it would have changed my opinion if it was silky smooth all over? The shape is still satisfying and maybe a little extra girth would have been nice but that’s just me. Overall, it’s just OK.

Overall Rating: 3.5/5 (original score before site change).

Pros: Shape. Colour. Easy to clean. Firm but flexible. Handle is easy to grip.

Cons: The “gritty” texture on the silicone skin. Not much girth.

Bottom Line: Not a big fan of that texture, but the toy itself isn’t bad.

[LRLRL]

by @LRLRL, 12/19/2021
Lifelike Lover Luxe Realistic Multicolored Silicone Dildo 7 Inch

Perfect pal!

Always looking for another dildo to add to our toybox - just for the variety of it - I was thrilled to pick this up for a song during the recent Black Friday sale.

Shipping was discreet, blah blah blah…

Upon opening, I was thrilled for my partner’s sake at how squishy and flexible this silicone dildo is. My wife doesn’t care for extremely firm toys, especially if they have a pronounced curve. This has a slight curve, but given the flex it’s not particularly relevant. It’s not quite as velvety as some silicone toys - it’s got a little more shine and smoothness to it, but not tacky at all and as a result needed a little less lube than some toys.

It is a little smaller than we’d hoped based on description (girth-wise, it does make it to 5" at the very base, but is closer to 4.5" at the head, then drops to 4" directly behind and gradually increases), but it’s in the same ballpark and I wouldn’t describe as narrow, just more taper than we’re accustomed to.

Most of our dildos are put to use vaginally in collaboration with clitoral toys or oral stimulation. This dildo gets props from my wife for being ball-less. She loved that once she got it in place there was nothing getting in the way; it was very easy for her to close her legs while using her Womanizer Pro40 - her clit toy of choice - and the dildo stayed put, no matter how tough the action got.

Haven’t tried it with a harness - still a little bigger than anything I’ve ever tried to take, but maybe some day - nor have we put the suction cup through the ringer. Wish the girth was a little more consistent up the shaft, but with the satisfaction from the other features I can’t dock a star for that.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Soft, squishy, and flexible silicone. Lovely colors.

Cons: Girth measurement listed is strictly the widest point at the base.

Bottom Line: Great addition to the toybox. Good prospect for a beginner dildo (not intimidating).

[LRLRL]

by @LRLRL, 1/20/22
Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo 7 inch

1st Glass Dildo, Great addition to toybox

Was excited to get this when it was a Black Friday special - shipping was prompt and discreet, yadda yadda… Came with a velvety storage back which is always appreciated.

First impression was how high quality it felt: it’s got a really decent weight to it, the glass is smoothly finished with no rough spots or imperfections. There’s a Lovehoney logo on the last bead of the wider end, which is can be helpful if using on a partner to help keep the curve the right direction.

We’ve enjoyed using this several times while I (M) perform oral on my wife (F). The very first time she was concerned about it being cold, so I warmed it up under hot water and she really enjoyed the feel of the beads in and out during use. Since then, we’ve also used it several times where going in cold added the element of sensation play and she loved that in spite of herself (she’s a warm and sunny kinda gal, her showers usually set of the smoke alarms…). With a little lube, it goes in slick and can warm up really fast. The largest bead at the end is great to hold onto while I’m going down, and like I said making note of which side the logo should be facing on that bead means I can keep it pointing the right way, rather than letting it twist and poke in unwanted places!

Wifey doesn’t care for a lot of direct g-spot stimulation, so we weren’t sure how the curve would play for her, but it has not been objectionable with the smaller of the ends inserted. She has not enjoyed the larger end being inside - she described it as just being unpleasantly direct/forceful with the broad weight of the largest bead right there. If you like g-spot play, that could be a positive for you, and if not you can stick with the smaller end, or keep it shallow and give the attention of all that beaded goodness to your entry nerve endings.

Excited to give this a try anally as well (on myself), but haven’t taken it for that spin yet. The glass nature of this toy means a quick hand-wash with soap and water, than into the dishwasher for the full sanitary wash and it can be used here, there, and everywhere. I’ll write an updated review for sure when we cross that bridge.

This would be a great first glass toy for anyone to try!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Great weight, smooth finish, temperature play, large beads you can really feel. Storage bag included

Cons: Nothing!

Bottom Line: Great first glass toy!

[Dannyh0198]

by @Dannyh0198 on 09/12/21
Bondage Boutique Soft Handcuffs

Exciting product, however quality has been compromised

The soft handcuffs come adequately wrapped. We have only used them a handful of times and you can really achieve the desired restrained effect. I wore the handcuffs which were comfortable and did not dig into wrists when moving around. The clip which holds the two halves together is not the best of build quality, and should it be stressed too muchRead more about review stating Exciting product, however quality has been compromised

I would imagine it would break with relative ease. In terms of value for money, it is an excellent price despite the compromise in build quality for the clip.

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Pros: The desired effect can be achieved despite the generous price.

Cons: The quality of the inter linking clip is not great.

Bottom Line: Not a bad product. Very effective for the generous price, however the clip in the middle spoils it.

[Dannyh0198]

by @Dannyh0198 on 06/01/22
Lovehoney Get Hard Extra Thick Silicone Cock Ring Set (3 Pack)

Great product for those who have never owned a cock ring before

I bought this set a while ago as I was growing increasingly concerned about my stamina in the bedroom. It was the first time I bought a cock ring of any type so I decided to go for the set of three to see which I preferred.

The set comes with all three rings individually wrapped so you do not have to use all 3 if you don’t wish.
Read more about review stating Great product for those who have never owned a cock ring before

The largest of the three I used to go around the shaft and testicles as a whole. This is by far my favourite as it doesn’t make anything uncomfortable.

I used the middle ring to go around my testicles. Now I wouldn’t say i’m the most endowed guy in the world, however this was tight. Not to the point in which it is uncomfortable but nothing like the largest one.

The smallest of the ring I used to go around the shaft. Again not overly tight however it does restrict things.

The three rings are very well made and have no splits or tears in them and I have used them for a while now. They are also very stretchy so they can by applied with ease.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: I loved the different sizes and the feel of the rubber.

Cons: There was only one set of sizes. This could be limiting for the more well endowed people.

Bottom Line: A great product that provides flexibility for those that are looking to explore.

[Dannyh0198]

by @Dannyh0198 on
Lovehoney Discover Water-Based Anal Lubricant 250ml

Can not fault it. Does the job it is designed for.

My partner and I bought this lube as we was new to anal play. We used this to lube butt plugs dildos and other anal toys. The lube has a great consistency that is neither too runny or too thick. If I were to relate the consistency to a everyday product its almost like a hand wash. This particular product has no smell or taste so can be used in lots of different cases. The bottle comes with a pump action so extraction of the lube is done with ease.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: A perfect consistency

Cons: A slight fragrance would be nice.

Bottom Line: The perfect lube for any sexual activity.

[Dannyh0198]

by @Dannyh0198 on 06/01/22
Tracey Cox EDGE Delay Cream 100ml

The desired effect was not realised.

I bought this product quite a while back and it has remained in my drawer as I see no point in using it.

There are a number of things I did not like about this product and I will share them with you:

• My partner and I usually enjoy oral sex before going into penetration. If you apply this and have your partner perform oral on you, be prepared. Although the product is water based, my partner told me that performing oral was like eating a bar of soap. Not pleasant.

• Although I can feel the tingling of the gel when it is applied, the idea of it prolonging sex just did not work for me. No matter how much I applied, or how long I left it applied, it still wouldn’t do the trick.

• As another review has quite rightly pointed out, you need to leave the cream on for a period before it can take affect. This is obviously not ideal if sex is spontaneous and not pre meditated.

Overall Rating: 2 out of 5 stars

Pros: The tingling sensation is nice while it lasts.

Cons: The taste and its inability to prolong ejaculation.

Bottom Line: As it says in the product description “Results may vary”. In my case the results were not there.

[Dannyh0198]

by @Dannyh0198 on 09/12/21
Lovehoney Cherry Flavoured Lubricant 100ml

A good lube. The smell is great. The taste is a little weird.

My partner and I required a lube to try different things in the bedroom. We decided on a flavoured lube as oral was a part of our ideas to try new things.

The texture/thickness of the lube was pretty thick/gloopy. We would prefer something slightly more runny however it certainly does the trick.

The smell was very much a black cherry and was one that we both liked.

In terms of taste, I was not a big fan. Not sure if it was the taste or the texture that was putting me off but it tingled a little in my mouth. I didn’t approve however my partner didn’t comment on the taste so I can assume she liked it.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: The smell is beautiful

Cons: The texture and taste

Bottom Line: A good lube however will have to try another flavour as this was not my favourite.

[Dannyh0198]

by @Dannyh0198 on 15/11/21
BASICS Anal Play Butt Plug Kit (4 Piece)

Excellent Quality and Value for Money

This kit comes well packaged with all elements individually wrapped. The douche is not assembled however comes with a spare rubber ring should you misplace one. The toys themselves are incredibly well crafted and easy to use. As a newcomer to anal play I was somewhat nervous to use the kit. After using it I can honestly say there is no better kit out there. If you are feeling adventurous, I firmly recommend making this purchase.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: The quality of the individual items is not compromised despite the fact the price is outstanding.

Cons: If I were to be incredibly picky, I would have liked a greater selection of colours.

Bottom Line: A quality made product that you will not find cheaper elsewhere.

[PKH]

by @PKH, 16 Feb 2022
Lovehoney Tentacle Textured Sensual Glass Dildo

Very pretty but very pinchy

I really love the way this dildo looks. It’s definitely like a tentacle, but the insertable end really seems more like a hard, veiny tongue. I like looking at it and holding it because of the shape and coloring, but I don’t like using it…

The rows of bumps along each side of the insertable tongue give me a lot of discomfort inside my vagina. It’s not that the bumps are too big, but the spacing between each bump makes them catch on and pinch any soft tissue they rub against. Thrusting is out of the question because it hurts, so slow grinding only. I found that the bumps catch more when they’re facing up (toward my stomach), so I now only use the dildo with the bumps facing down (toward my butt) and pressing up when moving so the bumps won’t catch on the skin around the opening of my vagina. Unfortunately, when it’s inserted in that direction, it’s very difficult for me to hit the good spots on the front of my vaginal wall. It also makes my wrist start hurting mid session from trying to press the veiny side of the dildo upward. One plus is the curled side of the dildo - it’s really easy to hang onto while in use (even when lube is smeared on it or on my hands) and when fully inserted, the tentacle curls up against my clit.

It seems like some reviewers have had the same issues as me, while others love the feel of the bumps, so I guess it’s up to your anatomy. I thought about returning it after I used it MANY times trying to find a way to make it work, but I decided I’d just keep it since I like the look of it. I’ve had it for about half a year now, and I only use it on occasion (when I’m feeling extra kinky), but then I switch to a different toy mid session to finish myself off. If I went back in time, I wouldn’t purchase it again. I wouldn’t recommend this for someone’s first glass dildo. I’d really only recommend it to someone interested in the tentacle/tongue-like aspect of it.

Overall Rating: 2 out of 5 stars

Pros: The tentacle/tongue look lends to a kinky mood. Curly loop fingerhold is great.

Cons: Uncomfortable - the spaced bumps pinch the soft tissue inside my vagina…

Bottom Line: Novelty dildo, not practical for regular use for me.