http://uk.news.yahoo.com/fifty-shades-effect-blamed-uk-handcuff-mishaps-113107632.html#8siuh2h
This article made me laugh. I also need to know in regards to this part : "people being stuck or trapped in objects like handcuffs or toilet seats" what exactly they're doing with the toilet seat?
I think I'd die of shame if the fireservice had to come rescue me for something like this.
Haha I saw that too haha so funny!
One with his penis trapped in a toaster!! Ouch what IS that!?
I think LH need to place an advert next to the story or something, advising guys there are other safer alternatives than putting their penis in a toaster.
FrozenAngel wrote:
I think LH need to place an advert next to the story or something, advising guys there are other safer alternatives than putting their penis in a toaster.
It would really not even be advertising, more like a public service announcement..
MissChar wrote:
FrozenAngel wrote:
I think LH need to place an advert next to the story or something, advising guys there are other safer alternatives than putting their penis in a toaster.
It would really not even be advertising, more like a public service announcement..
LOL
Public Service announcment
"Gentlemen please refrain from putting your penis in a toaster, a scolding willy is not the way to acheive pleasure, instead look at our vast array of items designed for your pleasure that won't result in you having to get the firemen out"
That's spoiling the firemans fun.
FrozenAngel wrote:
I think LH need to place an advert next to the story or something, advising guys there are other safer alternatives than putting their penis in a toaster.
Public Service announcment
"Gentlemen please refrain from putting your penis in a toaster, a scolding willy is not the way to acheive pleasure, instead look at our vast array of items designed for your pleasure that won't result in you having to get the firemen out"
Good idea haha :p ! A&E have alot of problems with people turning up with household objects you know where! Maybe they should have a billboard advert in there too :p Xx
As a nurse I have seen people coming into hospital with sex injuries since the 50 shades of grey excitement. One man ended up in my ward with slipped discs in his back recently and need surgery. I have also seen far to many incident where people have stuck things up there bum and lost them. One man ended up in theatre have a deodorant can surgically removed and the pure shock of it sent his poor wife into pre term labour so he missed the birth.
That is quite funny. I can understand keys to handcuffs going missing they are so tiny we always make sure we know where the spares are but the other stuff does kind of baffle me.
Why would you think it was a good idea to stick your bits in a toaster? As for the toilet seat i can't even imagine what they were doing? Id quite like to know the answer to that lol.
Still each to their own i suppose, so long as you don't have to involve the emergency services :)
Lou22 wrote:
That is quite funny. I can understand keys to handcuffs going missing they are so tiny we always make sure we know where the spares are but the other stuff does kind of baffle me.
Why would you think it was a good idea to stick your bits in a toaster? As for the toilet seat i can't even imagine what they were doing? Id quite like to know the answer to that lol.
Still each to their own i suppose, so long as you don't have to involve the emergency services :)
I have two handcuff keys that are attached to an two earring hooks on my earring holder so they just look like a pair of earrings. Those are my spares, we know where those are and they stay there on my earring holder quite innocently.
I would also like to know what happened with the toilet seat as I have a very wild imagination that pretty much goes anywhere and even I can't fathom what on earth happened with that.
That's a good idea with the keys FrozenAngel, might use that one :)
Just don't wear them out!
I wore them once and was in a que for to pay for some items in a shop, and a little boy said "Lady why do you have handcuff keys as earrings?" I replied "Oh no reason they're just earrings" To which another little kid wispered in the firsts ear and the kid yelled "REALLY? IS IT FOR WHEN YOUR HAVING SEX" This guy behind me in the que had the biggest grin on his face all like I know what you get upto at home. I however was a little red faced/
Naughty nurse 85 wrote:
As a nurse I have seen people coming into hospital with sex injuries since the 50 shades of grey excitement. One man ended up in my ward with slipped discs in his back recently and need surgery. I have also seen far to many incident where people have stuck things up there bum and lost them. One man ended up in theatre have a deodorant can surgically removed and the pure shock of it sent his poor wife into pre term labour so he missed the birth.
Oh crap! Poor man haha! Silly of him though! What's wrong with a good butt plug eh :p ? Xx
I'll definitely watch out for that cos no doubt if i did that it would be when i was out to lunch with my family. My brother would spot that instantly lol :)
Khaleesi there was a man came in once with an onion up his bum. When the dr asked what happened he said he slipped and fell ontop if it while cooking naked. It's very hard to be professional and not laugh at stuff like that
Naughty nurse 85 wrote:
Khaleesi there was a man came in once with an onion up his bum. When the dr asked what happened he said he slipped and fell ontop if it while cooking naked. It's very hard to be professional and not laugh at stuff like that
:O
WHY oh why would you put an onion up your bum...
I would find it so hard not to laugh! poor bloke
LOL... that's funny. 
MissChar wrote:
One with his penis trapped in a toaster!! Ouch what IS that!?
thats one hell of a specialist brand of pop tart :p
Hahah like it!