I think MP’s get quite enough sexual release as it is, they need to focus on the job rather than looking at tractor porn in parliament or groping underling’s arses, or fathering loads of kids! 
But yes, you would make a perfect minister for common sense! 
Perhaps we should all send our bank details to @Lovehoney_Brenna so she can pay us ministers Im quite happy to handle any roll i am given and will be grateful of the pay ! TIA haha 
We could put you in the foreign office with @Oldman I no it would be a pain but your first overseas visit would be to Jamaica. It will be tough but someone has to do it. @MrsLovett77
With qualifications like that @rockstar you are in the Education team along with @GoGirl12 I just hope you can get the schools to perform. We need top results next year.
That will make a formidable team Jeremy Hunt will not stand a chance against you pair. May be the 350 million should come to you to sort out the mental health service. @Kitty-Cat01 @ChloJakes
@latex, as business always say, the cheque is in the post. 
I’m with @FortySomethingWife , don’t put your applications in too quickly, I wouldn’t put it past him to change his mind in view of ‘the overwhelming support of the general public to stay’
Like I said yesterday, change the locks while he’s spouting outside at the lecturn
Too much of the recent past has been negative. What with nature inflicted and self inflicted damage, we are on a downwards trajectory. As Prime Minister, it is my job to set the tone of the nation and therefore at the moment to present more positive policies going forwards.
Inflation is rising, and the way to combat inflation is to stimulate growth, and what you stimulate can also set a societal tone.
Thus, I propose an immediate subsidy on all sex toys, reducing their cost by approximately 50%, and I propose to give every person a voucher worth £100 for spending on sex toys or supplies. This represents a £6.4 billion investment in the economy, in our enjoyment of sex and in our mental health. I also propose an immediate VAT reduction on any food that can be used to masturbate (for example, certain fruit, certain vegetables, certain glass bottles, certain cans, that sort of thing - I’ll open an immediate consultation as to what to include, stimulating a national debate).
The Prime Minister @KinkyMira has introduced her first policies, I believe they have received over whelming support from all parties. I think the country have chosen an excellent PM and the future looks very promising.
Would that not be, Chancellor of the (S)exchequer… 
I’ll see myself out… 
In my head, I read that with the voice of Stevie from Miranda. “I amuse myself” 
Over here in the states we hope what’s left of the country holds together until the November elections . We have a “few” issues . As opposed to the last big election results , now that the results are getting a bit more closely watched results look a little different . I live near Seattle which this year voted in a republican for the first time in many years . I do not go there unless absolutely necessary .
I think the Love Honey platform should be a Global Party !
To be totally honest i think the Lovehoney forum members have too much honesty, common sense and integrity to be MP’s!
I may have to pass on the Job offer having sent my CV into a company at the beginning of the week and spoke to the H R team leader today, I will be speaking to the MD on Monday so 
things go well ! The job has come from a friend whom I have trained in the past and has already spoken to the MD about my work ethic and standards ! Let’s hope 
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Best of luck @Gazza_64, but if you’ve ruled yourself out, how about @Blonde_Bunny for Chancellor of the Sexchequer. Perhaps a tax break on hot tubs can be sorted too. We need a real business brain in the role xx
@KinkyMira yes all for eye candy for all sexes and for every type or persuasion ! I think there maybe a wax tax in the pipe line
