When I am Prime Minister

Was thinking last night what i would do if i came to power and wondered what you lot would do.

When I am Prime Minister these : http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=20743 will be in every house in the UK

When I am Prime Minister these : http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=20743 will be in every house in the UK

Excellent idea! When I am Prime Minister, every girl will own one of these: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=14703 for discreet, playful times with herself.

Friendly to the growing technology-centered era we're being drawn into too :)

ohh could i be your under secatary lol

oh my you woke up not feeling the joys of summer thenAA?

lickmadick wrote:

oh my you woke up not feeling the joys of summer thenAA?

hahahaha

Tax free clothing for transvestites!!

And a naturist section in Hyde Park. Come to think of it why not in any park? ( Not the type with swings and slides etc).

When I have finished stomping over 'Call me fucking Dave' , obviously wearing these

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Serious review of spending, starting at the top with cuts on budgets for wallpapering offices in the Houses of Parliment. The buggers can go to B&Q same as the rest of us.

xGGx

nakid wensdays :)

Ork wrote:

Lastly all copies of fity shades must be burned and it's writer subjected to the utter dribble she wrote! Before locking her up for crime's against humanity!

LMAO i know many people who would support you

Id delcare war against chavs, anyone wearing trackies who isnt actually doing a sport will be arrested on sight!

bringing back hysteria treatments for all stressed women, home treatments sending them LH discounts lol! and banning nicki minge!

Banananananas! wrote:

and banning nicki minge!

I agree, her arse is like something out of a horror film! Add the voice and it makes me want to poke my eyes out and damage my hearing so I never have to be subjected to that again.

And Steve, I would definitely vote for you if you promised to make that happen! The ones who pair trackies with tons of gold jewellery should be shot.

If I was prime minister I'd make all chocolate factories make chocolate that tastes amazing, like it used to. I don't want healthy chocolate with no added flavourings or preservatives - I want real chocolate, that isn't made out of organic cocoa beans. Seriously, what happened to fattening chocolate? 'Only 180 calories in a bar' NO. Just no. It's meant to be nice, not healthy.