Having surreptitiously poured three bottles of super strength Ex-lax into Cook's clam chowder, which was to be served tonight at a staff member's birthday party, Mr.Naughty busied himself by nailing shut every toilet door in Naughty Towers.
As he hammered yet another 6 inch nail into the door frame a sudden thought occurred to him. Why not throw an Orgasm Army Christmas party? We have plenty of time to organise it, all we need are a few volunteers to act as a steering committee and it could be done. Sort some food, hire some appropriate entertainment, select a fairly central venue with a Travel Lodge nearby ( for the oiks obviously), and Bob's your uncle, as it were.
What do you think? (any negative comments will result in a visit from the Psycho Brothers to......persuade you to support the venture)