Do you have a double jointed boner?
…or is it equipped with a 180° swivel?
Your penis sounds very high tech! 
I’m so confused. Just looks undoable to me. My OH goes forward and up when hard and I don’t feel he would appreciate it being bent in completely the wrong direction 
. It would be very inconvenient if we broke it!
You know your old when your knees determine the sex position. 
Well, it’s 21-5 to Stand and Deliver, so this one might be in the bag already. 
I think the main concerns with The Love Chair can be summed up as:
Fortune favours the brave!
As Julius Caesar famously said before falling to his knees with Brutus’ knife in his back, landing on his penis, bending it the wrong way and sh*tting himself
There have been a few more votes, but unfortunately all for Stand and Deliver.
In the interest of science, I have been experimenting with how far I can bend my penis down, and sadly it’s just not do-able for me. 
I can, however, flick those haribo egg sweets quite far.
I think you just need to lean forward more then it doesn’t actually bend that much, and pop the Haribos somewhere safe for later
The giving partner squats down on top of the receiving partner, facing in the opposite direction and placing their hands on their thighs to help them keep their balance.
Feet flat on the floor, hands on thighs for balance, facing the opposite direction. I can’t see how bending a bit more forward is going to help me out. My erect penis is a front-facing creature, who appears to be magnetically attracted to my belly button. I think I’m just going to have to accept my limitations.
Every time I come back to this thread I’m a little more intrigued by that position and seems a tiny bit more doable each time 
maybe if I had my head/hands bent over down by my feet I might get the angle
Still looks like an accident waiting to happen to me. But reading the debate is very entertaining 
It’s not been a complete wash out. Now Mrs Chimp has discovered I can flick a bit of pick and mix about she’s shown renewed interest.
But let’s see what Dildobot has for us this week…
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The results of Round 23 are in… 
Stand and Deliver was the stand-out favourite again this week, winning with a substantial 82% of 33 votes 
Unfortunately The Love Chair did not inspire confidence in the majority this go round, though it did find itself a small cult following.
So, where does that leave our Leaderboard…? With yet another win, Stand and Deliver has taken second place all for itself with four wins, and only needs one more to join the top rung of the table. If this week’s is another like The Love Chair I think this may be a done deal. Let’s see what Dildobot has in store for us this week…
Our Dildobot dice roller 
has stretched all the way back to 2018 for this week’s challenger… Can we have a big, warm welcome for our new contender - number 7, Close Encounter. 
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So, up next is Stand and Deliver from August 2019 against Close Encounter from October 2018:
Which will win…? You decide. 
Winner: Close Encounter Go To: Round 25
You don’t need to have actually tried the position, you can judge it based just on the image (or the fuller description below). And if you do end up trying it, or someone says something in the comments that changes your mind, then you can always pop back and change your vote (while the poll is open, of course).
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Results
And the winner is…
Close Encounter
with 74% of 34 votes.
And so Close Encounter goes through to the next round! 
It never ceases to amaze me some of the positions that Lovehoney come up with. It is always interesting when we get the weekly email of how some are even possible! No matter, size, age, sex, type of relationship etc… but is good fun reading and working out if it even worthwhile taking to next stage of trying!!
Is there a Lovehoney department that comes up with new ones?? Is it all theory or is there a practical aspect to their work?? 
Have voted close encounter but would most probably end up with stand and deliver due to the husband wanting to be in control 
Just a change would be good 
I really love close encounter as a position, its so sexy and one of the girl on top ones i think i could pull off
Oh! Tricky decision. I love stand and deliver but a change is nice. We haven’t done close encounter for ages so I think we’ll have to try it out for comparison!
Has to be stand and deliver, I like to be in control in the bedroom. OH is boss the rest of the time 
Oooh I think Stand and deliver has got it’s work cut out for it this week! I love being on the bottom for a bit so it’s got to be Close Encounter for me! 
13-5 to Close Encounter. It’s looking like Stand and Deliver might be getting cock-blocked from the top spot after all…
To be fair theyr both very good positions. Makes it hard to pick. Girl on top has a great view though
Close Encounter
No brainer
I will have no brain left after this one
It will be completely f*cked
Round 24 
