Position of the Week - Vote for the Winner!

Deep G Diving looks good,would love to try though Hubster has rather dodgy knees :thinking:

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I doubt me and my OH could do Deep G Diving but I prefer it as a position :yum: maybe we could give it a go :thinking::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Stand and deliver seems a lot easier on one half than the other. And requires a table that’s the right height too. Could be problematic if you’re a 6ft 7" guy…or 4 ft 3" :thinking: :joy: :joy: :joy:

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As good as deep diving looks, where is no way i could manage that for any amount of time :laughing: i can definitely see myself faceplanting

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34 votes in already, and it’s looking like Stand and Deliver is pulling ahead. Not as clear-cut as last week, but still quite a convincing lead. :slightly_smiling_face:

The more I look at Deep G Diving the more I get the feeling that one is just about to throw the other in a bush. :slightly_smiling_face:

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You just need someone you can trust to hold you up there

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And who doesn’t mind keeping you up there while you have sex with your partner. :slightly_smiling_face: Maybe some kind of sex butler? :thinking:

I could probably rig up a sex aid, but I fear I may be overdoing it. :slightly_smiling_face: FYI It’d be the ‘SexJack’, a small hydraulic jack which can be discreetly added to any romantic boudoir. Cushioned for comfort, strengthened for support, SexJack will never let you down. If you think your positional prowess is on the decline and needs that extra lift just Pump, Pump, Hump with SexJack. :+1:

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40 votes in, and 70% to Stand and Deliver. I think the writing may be on the wall for this one. :slightly_smiling_face:But there’s still a day to go, so you never know…

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The results of Round 22 are in… :drum::drum::drum:

I genuinely thought Deep G Diving could win on the merits of its name alone, but it turns out you’re all a rather practical bunch and were more worried about your knees. :slightly_smiling_face: And so the dandy highwayman remains to be caught, as Stand and Deliver takes another round with a solid 71% of 41 votes to retain its champion’s crown for yet another week. :balloon::partying_face:

So, where does that leave our Leaderboard…? With an extra win, Stand and Deliver has slid into joint second place with Clitar Hero on three wins - and only two more would push it up into the top of the pack. Exciting times. :slightly_smiling_face: Let’s see what Dildobot has in store for us this week…

:bell: Round 23 :bell:

This week our Dildobot dice roller :game_die: has plumped for another from 2021 (ha, in your face Discobot :slightly_smiling_face:). Can we have a big, warm welcome for our new contender - number 141, The Love Chair. :confetti_ball:::tada: So, up next is Stand and Deliver from August 2019 against The Love Chair from April 2021:

Which will win…? You decide. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

Winner: Stand and Deliver Go to: Round 24

:lh_heart_grey: You don’t need to have actually tried the position, you can judge it based just on the image (or the fuller description below). And if you do end up trying it, or someone says something in the comments that changes your mind, then you can always pop back and change your vote (while the poll is open, of course). :slightly_smiling_face:

Descriptions:

(You can click on the arrow in each quote header to expand them for the full info, and if you click on the image when expanded you can see it full size)


Results

And the winner is… :drum::drum::drum:

Stand and Deliver
with 82% of 33 votes.

And so Stand and Deliver goes through to the next round! :tada::trophy:

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Scoreboard II


Rounds 1-14

Leaderboard

Position of the Week Wins
:1st_place_medal:Hard Press 5
:1st_place_medal: Liberated Lover 5
Stand and Deliver 4
Clitar Hero 3
Close Encounter 3
Grip it Good 2
The Cuddle Huddle 2
Sleigh Ride 1
The Love Hug 1

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Re The Love Chair… possibly manageable with a strap on but otherwise I don’t think, even having read the description, that penis’s bend that way :thinking:.

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I am also rather sceptical. I could probably thumb it in soft, but it’d be no use to anyone. I couldn’t get anywhere near that angle with a boner.

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I’m glad I’m not the only one that thinks this. While reading I just couldn’t understand how everything is supposed to go together!

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:rofl: oh, thank god, i thought i was just being dense

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Ha, I accidentally voted chair while trying to work it out.

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Oh those blasted knees again! :see_no_evil:

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If you press ‘Show Vote’ you can go back and change it. :+1:

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Just thought youd like to know incase your pasting this. The link to liberated lover is a few out. Thibk it might be 3 or 4 posts too many

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Just done the Love Chair so it gets my vote

Oh yes they do!
:grin:
and that’s why this one feels so good

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