Sell Yourself

Off-Topic Chat
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Slightly damaged, cheap to run.

:)

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Yes very nice ass happydays I must say!! lol don't think you will be single long!! lol

my 5 are: sexy, unique, amazing, fun & HOT!!! lol

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Very Funny Draven, and thanks AH.. I'm sure you are.. lol

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Dominant, loving, sore bottom guaranteed!

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Completely genuine, sold as seen.

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you could try

im a really good listener

never fails, though you have to listen and the the bit i find hard

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Good runner. Needs regular servicing.

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in the words of the great Mary Poppins:

'practically perfect in every way!'

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Loyal, loving, caring, strong willed, totally nuts! ;)

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How would I sell myself?

Buy one get two free

I've got two kids so if anyone wanted me they would have to want us all.

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StHubbins wrote:

Good runner. Needs regular servicing.

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6 foot 11 tall well built size 15 feet with a big imagnation! lol

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Great in bed hard to live with

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Needs a lot of understanding

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complicated but great in bed

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Round Fuzzy Ball of Contradictions :D

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Original mid 70's made model, well run in, lots of previous users but been owned by a loyal lady for last 20 years, been well abused for the last 5 years but still in full working order ( well nearly, had a couple of tubes modified a few years ago ) cums with plenty of extras, some parts have been stretched but still work well, trim fading and starting to go grey and a bit of spread in the mid body work. Not for sale unless current owner wants to trade in for a new younger sportier model to brake in!

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Only 5 words? "Can breathe through my Ears" ;)

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Yes man wrote:

Original mid 70's made model, well run in, lots of previous users but been owned by a loyal lady for last 20 years, been well abused for the last 5 years but still in full working order ( well nearly, had a couple of tubes modified a few years ago ) cums with plenty of extras, some parts have been stretched but still work well, trim fading and starting to go grey and a bit of spread in the mid body work. Not for sale unless current owner wants to trade in for a new younger sportier model to brake in!

Oo sorry! Didn't realise it was only 5 words, how about :- See above ad for details!
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rubysoho wrote:

im half price today . bargain .

I'm still chuckling about this !