I'm looking for a cheapish, non-vibrating jelly dildo with a suction cup on the base. I really dislike the realistic looking ones though, so it has to come in an unnatural colour (black, blue, pink- whatever, as long as its not skin tone. And I didn't mean to call black skin unnatural, before anyone calls me on it! I'd reject a caucassion dildo as quickly as an afro-caribbean one.)
Any recommendations? I keep thinking I've found one, and then read the reviews and they're crap.
Trouble with all the jelly dildoes I've tried is they stink of chemicals, especially the cheap ones. You might be onto a loser with your request I'm afraid, unless someone knows better which they quite possibly do
I'm with imelda on this one - I love a good realistic dildo because it adds to the excitement (for me anyway) when I can imagine it as being a real cock, not just a weird colour solid thing sliding inside me.
If you want a good non-flesh dildo I'd have to say go for silicone. But then they're pricey! You get what you pay for I guess.
Yeah - what you can smell is the toxic chemicals off-gassing. They put plasticisers in the rubber to make it soft and "jelly" like. Unfortunately they can be harmful to your health.
So what student type jobbie are you doing at the moment or do you fall into the stinking rich ie can afford to buy a round- student category, and how did the exams go, l hear they aint what they used to be- continuous assessments and all that old mullarkey.
Personally don't believe any of it, plus you all get better threads to wear these days......
Lol- I actually work for a local road safety charity full time at the moment for summer, so not some crappy student type jobby for once. So I can be a stinking rich afford to stand my round type next year!
Got a 2.1 for my second year, so chuffed. And it's all continous assessment for me being a drama type- havn't done an exam for two years now! yay! lol.
Pros: Excellent girth, fills and stretches Cons: Nothing
Having been initiated with some smaller toys, I was looking for something with some girth, this has it and some. Takes some getting used to if you haven't had this much length or width before, but once you get used to it, it certainly satisfies!...
Oh that's so annoying about the suction cup. I was lucky, the realistic one above has really good suction (too good, sometimes getting it off the chair is a nightmare!) But as you said, the price means it's ok.