Quite a few of us have acquired copious amounts of toys and lingerie over our Lovehoney lifetimes and have amassed some pretty impressive collections, so I thought we could use a thread to chat about them. 🙂 If you have cupboards creaking with lingerie, drawers brimming with bullets, or boxes bursting with bondage gear, then this is a safe place where you can brag about your haul and find like-minded folk who share our borderline addictive behaviour. 🙂
So, what's your weakness? Are you a lingerie lover or a toybox hoarder? How many babydolls is too many? Do you have toys you've bought but never used? How do you keep track of it all? And do you have any advice for people just starting out on their sex toy collection journey?
Our weakness is toys. 🙂 We have storage boxes overflowing with them. Like most people, we have the favourites in the bedside drawer, but even they need to be rotated out every month as we have so many good ones. Mrs Chimp prefers bullets, wands, suction toys, and glass dildos so we always have one of each of those within arm's reach. But which to choose? Tango or Desire Bullet? Or maybe the Red Hot Flickering Tongue? Mantric or Desire wand? Sona or Womanizer? Beaded or Swirly glass dildo? There are so many good combinations it really is hard to pick (though I've started to take great pride in making sure I put together a varied and exciting monthly toy basket 🙂).
We're also suckers for a gadget toy. 🙂 We have so many rabbits with added gizmos (heating, thrusting, stroking, beaded, etc). They're fun but they're simply not versatile enough for everyday. Unfortunately that means they've joined the ranks of toys that wallow at the bottom of the pile patiently waiting for their next turn in the limelight. Even when 90% of the toys in a large collection are really good there's simply not enough time to get through them all. Like steel dildos. They're fantastic, but a bit rich for a midweek quickie. 🙂 We've also got a few expensive g-spot toys, but Mrs Chimp always automatically reaches for glass. It's not that the toys are rubbish, they just can't make it to the top of the list without a little extra help, so I've started to include a Wild Card option or two to the monthly selection just to give them a helping hand. 🙂👍
So, tell us about your stash. Have you got a big one? And how do you cope with it all?