Personally I think itās a great idea, but I have no idea what their plans for #your-photos are? That one is definitely a question for Brenna.
I collect massage oils. I love different scents.
I also buy (and get given) a lot of lingerie. I wear about 30% and rip up the rest for craft projects. I aim to have a wall full of woven lingerie offcuts by 2023. Then Iām hoping for the Turner Prize.
Dildos and babydolls galore in my bedroom. Canāt get enough of either.
Love this idea!
Iāve gone from owning nothing other than condoms and lube before this year to somehow amassing:
Three stretchy cock rings, one adjustable cock ring, remote control vibrating cock ring, a stroker, p-spot massager, vibrating p-spot massager/probe, rechargeable waterproof Mantric p-spot massager, remote control vibrating butt plug, seven inch dildo, nipple clamps, nipple suckers, handcuffs, silk tie restraints, pinwheel, flogger, blindfold, open mouth gag, hog-tie cuff set (which Iāve upgraded with some marine grade steel quick links and clips) and 46m of bondage rope.
As much as possible is squeezed into a LH medium storage case but the cuffs, flogger, rope and Mantric vibe have to float around loose - thankfully Iāve an old lockable desk/filing cabinet.
Challenge accepted.
Thanks @Knight1119, Iāve just uploaded a photo of it all but youāll have to wait until Monday
@Blonde_Bunny That is one huge collection!
Do you have any top recommendations youād suggest for kink play? Xx
Thanks beaut x
@beblue my recommendation out of my entire collection would be the Under Mattress Restraints Set as the options and possibilities of play are endless for both partners. For me, Iām subdued for hours of edging and orgasm denial and also I find it thrilling to be completely held captive and tied
@Blonde_Bunny Great idea! Photos could range from straight-forwards snaps of open toy boxes, to artfully lit glass against a mirror etc. Some toys are like sculptures - a garden scene like a forest sculpture trail in miniature?
Endless possibilities.
@BigishBen love the idea of a concealed boxā¦may need to explore doing something like that when I get my own place.
I started to compose a list in my mind but lost track - Iāll make an inventory and post it later! I probably have about 40 toys and a large drawer full of lingerie.
As promised, the much anticipated āChimp Collectionā.
The Chimp Collection Aug. 2020
Toys
Couple's Toys & Knicker Vibrators
App-Controlled:
- We-Vibe Chorus (Disco Pink)
- We-Vibe Gala
- Desire App-Controlled Knicker Vibrator
- Svakom Ella Love Egg
Remote Controlled:
Coupleās Toys:
Bullets & Clit Toys
- We-Vibe Tango
- Desire Bullet
- Squeezy Blue Tongue
- Zumio Spiro X
- Mantric Rabbit Ears
- VeDo LUV
Desire Pebble(it died)
Flickering Toys:
Finger Vibrators:
Wands
Micro & Mini:
- LH Micro
- LH Mini Wand (older model)
Medium:
- Mantric Wand
- Desire Wand (nubbin)
- Tracey Cox Supersex Wand (squishy)
- So Divine Wicked Wand (this originally scored quite highly, but now weāve tried a few Iād knock a star or two off)
Mains:
G-spot Toys
- Fun Factory Stronic Realistic (Pink) (thrusting)
- Mantric Realistic
Mantric G-Spot(it died)- Vibe Couture Front Row
- Lelo Insignia Isla
- Coco de Mer Georgiana
- Gyr8tor
- Desire Curved G-Spot
Rabbits
- Vibe Couture Duo Rhapsody (squishy)
- Mantric Rabbit
- Happy Rabbit G-Spot (older model; rickety, but still limping along)
- Vibe Couture Skater (thrusting)
- Vibe Couture Gesture (stroking)
- California Dreaming San Francisco Sweetheart (stroking)
- INYA Ripple (ribbed)
- Rhumba Sensation Motion (beads)
- Jimmyjane G-Spot
- Entice Emilia
- Entice Katherine (heated)
Entice Vivien (heated)(it died)
Glass & Steel Dildos
Glass:
- LH Beaded Glass Dildo (clear)
- Icicles no5
- LH Glow in the Dark
- LH Blue Swirl
- LH Beaded (with handle)
- Tracey Cox double set
- LH Nubby
- LH Ribbed
- LH Textured Sensual
- LH Spiral G-Spot
- LH Double-Ended Textured
- LH Slimline G-Spot
Steel:
Cockrings & Boys' Toys
Cockrings:
Strokers & Masturbators:
- Fleshlight Turbo Thrust Blow Job
- THRUST Pro Ultra Fully Loaded Kit
- BloYo Bubble (half-stroker)
- LH Head Master Vibrating Blow Job Stroker
- LH Intense Double Stroker
Vibrators & Penis Pumps:
Fun & Games
Restraints
- BB Underbed Restraints
- BB Over-the-Door Handcuffs
- BB Expandable Spreader Bar
- BB Soft Rope (5m)
- LH Oh! Silky Restraints (Black)
Accessories
- LH Oh! Red Satin Blindfold
- FSOG Masquerade Masks (double set)
- FSOG Anastasia Masquerade Mask
- Bad Kitty Hood Mask
- Seven 'til Midnight Satin Elbow-Length Gloves
- LH Oh! Sequinned Nipple Tassels
- LH Silicone Nipple Suckers
- LH Hand-Shaped Crop
- BB Soft Rope Flogger
- LH Oh! Mini Feather Tickler
- FSOG Feather Tickler
- LH Tease Me Adjustable Nipple Clamps
- LH Heart Charm Nipple Jewellery
Costumes
Books & Games
Books:
Games:
- LH Oh! Fantastic Foreplay
- LH Oh! Karma Sutra Playing Cards
- LH Oh! Talk Dirty Playing Cards
- LH Oh! Foreplay Dice
- LH Oh! Hot Sex Calendar
Lube, Balms & Extras
Lube
Water-Based:
- LH Enjoy (regular)
- LH Discover (anal)
- LH Stay Longer (delay)
- Lelo
- LH Peppermint
- LH Cherry
- LH Strawberry
- LH Passionfruit
- LH Chocolate Orange
- Sliquid Blackberry Fig
Non-Water-Based:
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LH Release (this stuff is amazing, but not for use internally or with toys)
Balms & Extras
Balms:
- LH Oh! Cherry (7g)
- Desire Luxury (30g) (itās been rebranded)
Extras:
And a big shout out to the sneaky basket topper, the Blow Job Mints.
Storage & Cleaner
Storage:
- LH Small Satin Bag (Black)
- LH Small Satin Bag (Purple)
- LH Drawstring Mesh Bag
- LH Larger Satin Bag (Black)
- LH Larger Satin Bag (Purple)
- LH Large Lockable Case
- Happy Rabbit Medium Silicone Case
Cleaner:
Click on the headers for more details, and tap on a to go straight to my review.
(Gosh. Making that was a time suck and a half. )
We have a few toys but nothing like that, i must say though i think you have put me off the idea of writing a list with links as you have done as it sounds like a bit of a ball ache.
In fairness, I did do it on my phone (which was an incredibly stupid and needless handicap to lump myself with ) so it took far longer than it really needed too.
If you used a computer with an actual keyboard and mouse (and a large screen would be nice ) then I donāt think it would be anywhere near as time consuming. And you can choose to list yours in a much simpler way too, or include less (I sagely decided against including lingerie in this one ).
So, my top tips:
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Start small (fewer items/categories)
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Keep it simple (less formatting)
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Use a PC
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ETA: And save copies of the full code in a seperate notepad/word/text document as you go
I cannot even begin to imagine what a nightmare it must be doing it on a phone.If i can work out how to add the categories i may give it a go.
@Blonde_Bunny any recomendations for a womanizer very impressive collectionā¦ We have never of the same items
I think the biggest factor in buying a Womanizer is budget.