… and this one
doing the maths in my head and it seems legit
@Mint-Monster wish someone had imparted these words of wisdom 40 yrs ago
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I have spent a considerable amount of time trying to see if 25% of 8 is the same as 8% of 25, without using a calculator. Failing that I tried 50% of 3000 being the same as 3000% of 50.
I’ll let you know when I get there. 
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Pretty sure they’re the same!…… I think 
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In my head, back from the pub
one percent of 25 is a quarter, 8 quarters are two so that sounds legit as well
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Obviously had a lock in!!! 
Nice to put a face to the name @Melody1 you look just like i imagined! (That’s a compliment!)
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Only a quarter of 1 though, not a quarter of 25 
Aw, thanks Will. I posted it mainly in response to
about my ‘moonlit walk home’ from the pub. I didn’t want to remain a faceless friend.
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Could someone please pop a breaker for me in 
UK Special Offers, Top Sale Picks and DOTD?
Thanks @Ian_Chimp 
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@AmyA im male and must be on period every day !
That moment when the post brings the Plain brown box with the Friday Evening drinkies involved arrives … Lovehoney website please break down on Friday evenings 
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@Mint-Monster loving the memes you posted today
That first one is me… I’m working on my taxes this week and would like someone to come help me look for some money 
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Very nice review @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x , question though… on music mode did it really only last 40 mins? I know the instructions say this but I found fully charged in a venue with live music the knicker vibe kept going for much, much longer. On constant full power vibe at home it is shorter but on music mode mine lasts ages. Maybe I’m just lucky?
I’ve just added our review of the ‘Love Egg’ version of the toy to the ‘My Reviews’ thread. At the time I hadn’t realised that there were 4 versions hence in hindsight the review seems a tad odd - but then having read your review it seems we had the right idea, just the wrong silicone sleeve to put the bullet in! 
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I think my feeling on the egg are fairly similar, I like it, out and about with live music it gets the rhythm and strength pretty well (though alcohol probably helps nullify any missed beats or lack of perfect sync) but they are all definitely sound activated rather than music specific. This is not a bad thing either using the vacuum cleaner at home or having instructions spoken to you. It does mean that if you could hear the music here they wouldn’t be moving in sync as they were reacting as strongly to their own banging on the wooden table .
The egg sleeve however is definitely too small. Like your wife I want more girth. My other eggs and (for fun rather than exercise) kegals are much bigger.
It is a shame they don’t just sell the sleeves separately as the knicker vibe one really is perfectly shaped and proportioned and comes with my highest recommendation. Also ideally shaped to hold as a very effective clitoral vibe at home, the egg I can’t use anywhere near as effectively this way.
Theres a big free ebook event today
Cant guarantee theyr all any good, but theres one in there by dee. J. Holmes (destination alien bride) i enjoyed and one by v.k.ludwig (sign here for horns) that made me laugh.
So im shoving the master link here if anyones interested
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Thanks for that, downloaded a few, there’s so many though!
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I know, the list is endless. They did one at xmas too and i only managed to choose a few. Ah well, free books are always nice
Wading through the options now
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Found another decent one, holly roberds (yes with a D) bitten by death. Actually enjoyed it more than i thought i would and ended up reading the whole series. Worth a shot