Excellent, my mind has been wandering a bit on this concept. Can you imagine the training programmes to be "race fit", the mind boggles !
The LH marketing team may want to think about this as an idea?
Also I wondered if anyone is in to TV production, it could make an interesting competition and/ or "reality" show ! Would the public be ready for that?
There was a Nigel Kneale (60s/70s SF writer) TV drama called "The Year of the Sex Olympics" in the 70s - in it Neale foresaw the popularity of reality TV shows. Think you can get it on Youtube. Nothing sexy was shown, though.
How about the anal long dildo. Who can insert the longest dildo to the hilt. There could be differing circumference categories within the event. And of course the vaginal long dildo contest .
Relay dildo or vibrator, you cannot pass it on till you orgasm. Perhaps use of a condom per relay for hygiene, it could be part of "passing the batton", of course fumbling would slow you down !
Or...Anal hurdles.. A track event competitors run the track and squat on a dildo every 25 meters... Or..Or... 1200m relay the batton (cock or dildo) is passed to your team mate via any of the recipiants orifices... Or...Or...Or.... sorry i had better stop there...