Do you have a name for you private parts? I have always called mine a "todger"
Fufu, foof or floof, a bit twee I know but that's just me, Unless I am referring specifically to the clitoris which is just clit.
It entirely depends on my mood. Mostly it's just cock.
If I am feeling will my through and I want to confuse my wife I will call it different things like Terminator- because it will be back. Tarquin- because it's stuck up. Things like that that make me giggle.
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That's meant to say "if I am feeling silly and I want to confuse my wife...." ducking auto textK&c30's wrote:
It entirely depends on my mood. Mostly it's just cock.
If I am feeling will my through and I want to confuse my wife I will call it different things like Terminator- because it will be back. Tarquin- because it's stuck up. Things like that that make me giggle.
Hmmmm, usually dick, cock or knob
Really made me giggle, Hilarious!Ian Chimp wrote:
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We don't really have nicknames for them. We generally just say, dick, clit etc.
This does remind me of a very awkward situation I ended up in many years ago though. My OH decided on a whim to tell our oldest son his was called a tail, and it just kind of stuck. That's what he called it, until one day I had taken him to a local fair, he had, had his face painted as a dog. A well to do elderly lady came up to us and said "Aww look at this lovely little doggy, where's you tail." I'm standing there thinking, please don't point at your privates, please don't point at your privates!! Won't be making the same mistake with our youngest hahaha l!
My one friend calls her's a fruit, which was a new one to me
Pussy and cock
Mine’s my pussy. He calls his the love truncheon.
C word, vag and slit. Lol.
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What??!! You just made me snort my tea! I have visions of a Terminator-type sex robot now 
Mine's just foof (or hungry foof according to OH).