When did you last masturbate?

Tried last night but fell asleep, i’m officially getting old :sleeping: :cry: :rofl:

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:joy::joy: wake up with limp member still in hand :joy:

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I’m just about to as the OH has only just taken her self off to bed! With all the talk of monster porn I’m going to watch a little that while I sort my stout I reckon :smiling_imp::ok_hand:

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Had a nice play, lasted about 20 mins! Not a huge amount of cum as that’s the second play today :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Just before leaving for work this morning a quicky

I’ve never done it by hand, always against a surface - bed, towel, sock etc. Think it’s definitely helped sexually!

This is quite interesting.

What do you mean here, in what way has it helped?

I always felt doing it by hand wasn’t that fun - lube was a game changer but I’ve always always found it more fun to get totally naked, lie in some freshly changed sheets and just start thrusting my hips :face_with_hand_over_mouth::face_with_hand_over_mouth::face_with_hand_over_mouth::star_struck::star_struck::yum::yum::yum:sometimes I tuck a quilt or blanket between my legs but typically I’ve always humped the mattress. Also like socks - the more the better! Have had 5 or 6 on at one time and it feels great - only problem is that the more that you put on t it puts so much stimulation on your head that you end up coming in seconds :face_with_hand_over_mouth::face_with_hand_over_mouth::face_with_hand_over_mouth::joy::joy:

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It’s helped in that I suppose it’s played a part in developing muscle memory - my abs are strong, my hip flexors are well stretched and I’m used to being on my elbows (plank position) for long periods of time. Also used to getting my body behind the humping and thrusting hahaha! :face_with_hand_over_mouth::face_with_hand_over_mouth::face_with_hand_over_mouth:
Also I presume the tendency when you do it my hand is to crush your dick in a vice death grip :see_no_evil::see_no_evil: or tear your banjo string. Painful!
If I did though I’d definitely only do it with lube - I remember the first time I used it in the bedroom with an ex and it was amazinf hahaha

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Last Saturday night, maybe my mind isn’t feeling it but iv not really had an urge or want to do anything. Maybe it has to do with a family member staying over which iv talked about HERE which is throwing me off a little.

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This morning. Trying to mix things up a bit so Used some toys i havent got out in a while, tried a new position (pillow under hips, definitely a winner). Went slow but took quite a while to get there as im tired right now (Being horny and tired is the worst combination). Also found another of my bullets fits in my bullet sleeve, so that cheered me up as i prefer it to the tango for this.
All in all nice to not have to worry about people possibly walking in (having the house to yourself is the best)

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Yes it is you get to do so many naughty things to yourself without worry of someone other than your partner walking in on you.normally if OH catches me she will either just watch or depending on position I’m in come over and spank my ass and tell me how naughty I have been or whisper dirty things in my ear as to what she wants me to do or she is going to do to me

Testing, testing: a couple of hours ago, purely in the interests of research for a review of course :wink:

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bend over hun, we’ll be queuing up
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Seriously though, you’ve been through a tough time, the mojo will be back when it’s ready

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Hahahahah I literally adore you @Melody1

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je t’adore aussi mon amie xx

I’m sure you’ll find it once you can fix on other things other than the family which obviously has had to be your focus…
you gave me an idea.
What if we set a time of day , say 9pm tonight edited by mod
We could see who was first to post that they came…or several times.

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Just now, hubby rang and told me about his roleplay scenario for tonight, he’s got a few :drooling_face: :fire:

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Or it’ll bring about the Fappocalypse? :thinking:

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Few nights ago. Snuck off for a cheeky orgasm whilst in the shower. :sweat_drops::sweat_drops:

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