Where do you masturbate

Recently if I get the horn at work I’ll pull in, jump in the back of the van and crack one out.
Can hear people walking by etc, no idea they’ve passed someone wanking… :grin:

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For me it’s at the beach, in the sea, out in the forest, public toilets, public pool changing cubicles.

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My penis unusually, tried my leg once but not much happened.

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Most nights in the shower but occasionally (not as often as I’d like!!!) I get the house to myself so it’s stretch out on the bed with pornhub and my headmaster stroker…

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I am always horny and if I cannot have sex will have a sneaky wank wherever I am. Always discreet but that only adds to the thrill. I always have LH toys in the glovebox and have been known to walk around with penis vibrator doing it’s job unbeknown to others. What’s your thrill

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On a shooting range, the open ranges we used had guard posts at the outer limits to stop random dog walkers wandering onto a live range. And well with 3 hours to waste it seemed like a perfectly reasonable thing to do.

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On an overnight flight would probably my most unusual. And on a sunbed.

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A plastic portaloo on a building site :sweat_smile::face_with_hand_over_mouth:
OH sent me a part-photo of some new lingerie she bought, my imagination just got out of control.

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As a teenager on several occasions I climbed high into the branches of an ancient yew tree and masturbated. O happy days. :blush:

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Glad to hear I wasn’t the only one!
I was spying on a girl I fancied when I was young lol. Good times

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In a work’s toilet during my lunch break :joy:

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Alone in a jacuzzi on holiday whilst an aroused German man watched me from the indoor pool…just me and him in there.

Was interesting the rest of the holiday…with him and his wife there…at every chance he came to the swim up pool bar when I was there…splashed up next to me for their drinks smiled and splashed off.

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(Originally posted the above on the unusual place you’ve masturbated thread and it got moved to this one…and yes he always wore speedos 2 sizes too small…:rofl:)

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Mainly in bed, sofa, bath, shower. Nothing exciting for me.

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I just remembered several years ago when visiting my mother in law and my wife stayed at her house and I stayed in our motor home several miles away . It was in the hottest part of summer and in the evenings I would watch a movie or tv show and have a beverage or three . The bathroom door had a full length mirror and pretty much every night I would have a walk while watching myself . That is a fondle memory .

Usually in the bath. I always have to record it for the wife as she likes to see me pleasure myself.

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Most days in the shower after work.

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Careful not to drop your phone in the bath! Lol

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Bed, shower, sofa. Wanting to do it outside or in the car but just not sure where.

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Tonight just lying on the sofa after a lovely shower

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