Would you rather, or has it happened either way?

So after a topic I read recently about not feeling comfortable masterbating in someone else’s house, it made me wonder, most of us have been caught I’m sure being a little ammorous with ourselves but what is worse being caught in the act or catching someone that you really wish you hadn’t. Not a spouse or lover but someone that knows you well and that now can’t be unseen.

I can’t think of many things worse than walking in on a relative while they were in the middle of bashing one out.

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@jasonagrierson I agree, either of those situations would be mortifying :flushed:.

I’ve nearly been caught by my mum when I was a teenager, but thankfully no more similar incidences!

Back in the day when me and my husband got together, we occasionally had sex in more risky places, but never caught then either. We stayed with his family for a couple of months too, we only had sex in the bedroom. If anyone heard us, it certainly wasn’t mentioned and we did make an effort to keep the noise down :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

I take it that people are generally more discreet when staying in others’ homes? We certainly are!

Not quite caught in the act but once went round to my mum and step dads house and found some questionable DVD’s in the bathroom. For context they had a portable DVD player and my step dad was renowned for his two hour long baths

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@matcar37 ahaha, lovely

@Saffron18 yes you are more discreet but sometimes feelings and the moment take you a lot further, and all it takes is for 1 door not to be locked or entering a room at the wrong moment

Got caught in a tent with a summer romance in Canada, my mate saw the moon :joy:

His sister has came into our room without knocking and walked straight in (a few times, when she’s stayed over) and definitely got an eyeful :face_with_hand_over_mouth: that’ll teach her for not knocking, you think she would learned that from the first time she barged into our room.

Maybe she does know better, but does it anyway in the hopes of catching you, lol!

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See making love, or funking is one thing but to be caught or walking in on someone masterbating I think would be a lot worse.as it’s just them/you in the act.

I wonder about this, if I’ve ever been caught without knowing :see_no_evil:

I don’t think I’ve ever been caught, but my mother in law came in my room once when I had my bullet vibrator charging on the side table. I didn’t realize until after she left the room, and I was so embarrassed because she had to have seen it, but I would assume she had no idea what it was… I guess I’ll never know :thinking:

I have been caught out a couple or so times. Best one was when I answered the door to a friend of my husband at the time. We chatted at the doorway and all the time he had a big, silly grin on his face and I wondered why. Going back inside, I paused by the hall mirror and saw to my embarrassment that there were still pearls of cum on my neck! I had just been giving the husband oral sex beforehand.

Second time was many years ago too, when my current partner and I were walking in quiet and seemingly deserted woods. We spotted a large, handy fallen tree, so my partner bent me over it and we proceeded to have a fun time. As we finished, I looked up and saw a man standing in the trees, watching us. I am afraid to say I chased him and he ran like mad. I wasn’t feeling upset or aggressive but I was feeling exceedingly frisky, like a young dog who has just spotted a cat. It was a joie de vivre thing, lol! Poor man.

Third time was when partner and I were vacationing in Curaçao. We drove to a deserted beach and went scuba diving :diving_mask:. There were no boats, cars, or people around. We were at about 60 feet deep and started having some underwater sex when all of a sudden this diving couple appeared from the blue gloom, waved at us and continued swimming on. When we finished and surfaced again there was still nothing in the area - boat, car, or people. To this day it remains a mystery.

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I’d way much rather walk in on someone than being on the receiving end lol

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We’ve been caught on CCTV when running a pub for friends. We had a bit if out of hours fun downstairs and they saw it. We were a bit red faced at the time but it soon passed.

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@AJSTAR see you say that, but imagine walking in on your mother or father self satisfying themselves, computer displaying porn, pants round ankles and them furiously hacking away at them selves.

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Not really been caught but one night last week we’d gone to bed early (separate rooms) and he’d put earphones in while he watched some videos, while I had a bit play. It got to midnight & just as he took the earphones out thinking “she’ll be asleep by now” I came, making a helluva noise, as I usually do. He thought I’d done it on purpose. A week or so prior, he’d got up for the loo & walked past my room, just as I reached orgasm. I was mortified!!!

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Haha I’d probably be mortified but still not as half as bad if it was them walking in on me :crazy_face:

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My mum walked in on me having sex when I was 17.
I was on top :grimacing:

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