Howdy all
So you may remember Jess's desk was the talk of the forum recently , with the amount of toys that you could see .... well we have a desk that trumps that number!
This is Roy's desk currently :
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And from another angle
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Anyone fancy guessing how many toys he has sprawled over his desk & spilling out of drawers.
Watch out Jess I think someone is hot on your heels for Bondage Expert !
Well not sure about how many toys there are .....lots by the look of it but I'm liking the Lovehoney mug !
It looks kind of like my desk, except there are less clothes piled up that need to be put away
So is the Marmite jar some new arrival lube/massage gel about to go live on the site?
Colonel Lube wrote:
So is the Marmite jar some new arrival lube/massage gel about to go live on the site?
Marmite Lube - You''l either love it or hate it ! :D :D
"Roy's Toys" - With a title like that it has got to become a regular feature surely!
I think that "Jess' Messes" might have some competition! (Sorry Jess, it was the best rhyme I could get on short notice!)
jimbogemini wrote:
Roy needs restraining.
Good one😂
He must have at least 20...
goodness all surfaces covered I have no real guess here but he looks like a busy man!
jimbogemini wrote:
Roy needs restraining.
LOL!
Yep, I reckon you should put LH mugs up for sale in the novelty gift section... They'd soon become your best selling item!
With a job like Roy's I'd be tied to my desk :P
As for toys, impossible to count properly!
I'm gonna have a wild stab at 18; given that a lot of those cuffs are part of larger restraint kits, and if you count a kit as 1 etc.....
Always said there should be Marmite flavoured lube ! Looks like I'm not the only one !! 😂 lol
Roy clearly likes the bondage lol
He's quite clearly restrained himself from any tidying up. 🙀 His untidy desk is bound to attract so attention.
BarginHunta wrote:
Colonel Lube wrote:
So is the Marmite jar some new arrival lube/massage gel about to go live on the site?
Marmite Lube - You''l either love it or hate it ! :D :D
"Roy's Toys" - With a title like that it has got to become a regular feature surely!
I think that "Jess' Messes" might have some competition! (Sorry Jess, it was the best rhyme I could get on short notice!)
Jess' Messes! Haha. A term my mother has been using for years!
BarginHunta wrote:
Colonel Lube wrote:
So is the Marmite jar some new arrival lube/massage gel about to go live on the site?
Marmite Lube - You''l either love it or hate it ! :D :D
"Roy's Toys" - With a title like that it has got to become a regular feature surely!
I think that "Jess' Messes" might have some competition! (Sorry Jess, it was the best rhyme I could get on short notice!)
Jess' Messes! Haha. A term my mother has been using for years!
25 and wow I love his desk hehe xxx
There's a desk under there?! XD My guess is 22!